Is Dr (Non Medical) Oh **** Not Health John Reid an Illegal Immigrant?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 18 May 2006
I think he probably is actually!
Fritz von Is Mant a Chav codeword?
Fritz von Is Mant a Chav codeword?
Posted on: 19 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Earwicker:
.. or even a sensitive side! Sorry for typos, it's been a long day (on a shitworks in Oldham)...
Obviously the right thread then !
Posted on: 19 May 2006 by Mick P
Polarbear
Young girls are sensitive about their photographs and I doubt if they gave their consent to having themselves plastered all over the internet.
One fool after another just circulates the photograph and it is just plain cruel.
Sometimes we can be bastards without realising it.
Regards
Mick
Young girls are sensitive about their photographs and I doubt if they gave their consent to having themselves plastered all over the internet.
One fool after another just circulates the photograph and it is just plain cruel.
Sometimes we can be bastards without realising it.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Polarbear
Young girls are sensitive about their photographs and I doubt if they gave their consent to having themselves plastered all over the internet.
One fool after another just circulates the photograph and it is just plain cruel.
Sometimes we can be bastards without realising it.
Regards
Mick
I always realise when you're Bas****s , though just remember 'Coppers are two a bloody Penny, Firemen Ain't* '
Fritz von How can I get analogue telly on my digital sat set up then?
I didn'Ät even know that Evver & Mac had split up till i Red this forum quite aat ov der blue, innit!
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear EW,
You will have worked I am no romanticist, let alone a romantic,
Fredrik
Oh Yes you are Our Fredders! and don't you try to pretend otherwise me old Matey*
Fritz von The Chief told me last night that Gas is going up soon, though the German VAT is going up soon to a whopping 19% so I suppose everything else will too, innit*
I ain't syin nuffin John, You know me*
quote:Originally posted by nicnaim:
Travelling with the same group of mates that went to Portugal for Euro 2004. Our itinerary is as follows:
Wednesday 21st June - Portugal v Mexico in Gelsenkirchen
Thursday 22nd June - Italy v Czech Republic at 4pm in Hamburg
Friday 23rd June - Spain v Saudi Arabia at 4pm in Kaiserslauten.
Much more fun going to neutral games than watching England. Last World Cup trip I did was America in '94, when England did not qualify.
Nic
Wotta Utter load ov old bollocks³, you mighta's well stay at home John and save yer dosh Son*
My tickets are sorted by the way, thank you very much*
Wotta Plonker really*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by u5227470736789439
Hey Fritz,
How can you be sure of that? [Smiley]. I am still unattached, though I often wish I was, it does take two willing parties, and no one wants me apparently, and after my first girl friend over twenty five years ago no one ever did again, so I must surely draw some conclusion. Being not wanted (in that sense) can be very waring! I never force an issue, so perhaps I am not very demonstrative...
But I really am not a romanticist, I promiss! It seems dark and unclear, and opposite of the sunshine to me. I love the sun, the wind, and the rain, and also the innoscent night, but that is not really romantical is it? Perhaps I am wrong.
Fredrik
How can you be sure of that? [Smiley]. I am still unattached, though I often wish I was, it does take two willing parties, and no one wants me apparently, and after my first girl friend over twenty five years ago no one ever did again, so I must surely draw some conclusion. Being not wanted (in that sense) can be very waring! I never force an issue, so perhaps I am not very demonstrative...
But I really am not a romanticist, I promiss! It seems dark and unclear, and opposite of the sunshine to me. I love the sun, the wind, and the rain, and also the innoscent night, but that is not really romantical is it? Perhaps I am wrong.
Fredrik
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Fredders me old Happy Day, I bet you used to write speeches for old Jo Conrad didn't you?
Fritz von The chief told me last night how he really enjoyed the Da Vinci's code book, and how dastardly clever all the plots were, I personally thought it was well simple, it was obvious that that French bloke dunnit from the start*
I ain't sayin nuffin Jaques, I hate toblerone anyway!
Fritz von The chief told me last night how he really enjoyed the Da Vinci's code book, and how dastardly clever all the plots were, I personally thought it was well simple, it was obvious that that French bloke dunnit from the start*
I ain't sayin nuffin Jaques, I hate toblerone anyway!
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
In younger days I debated competitively and wrote quite a few semi-speeches, but I always prefered to be the first opposer than the proposer of the motion. It is more work opposing for one has to know all the arguements you can gather for both sides, to be able to demolish what the propostion says, but the adrenalin rush for those few minutes was something else.
But I never wrote a speech for anyone else! I did do a funny one at my brother's wedding right of the cuff, when the best man froze to the spot. That was sad, but apparently I made every one laugh and the party mood started very well. Things had been a bit formal before that.
Fredrik
In younger days I debated competitively and wrote quite a few semi-speeches, but I always prefered to be the first opposer than the proposer of the motion. It is more work opposing for one has to know all the arguements you can gather for both sides, to be able to demolish what the propostion says, but the adrenalin rush for those few minutes was something else.
But I never wrote a speech for anyone else! I did do a funny one at my brother's wedding right of the cuff, when the best man froze to the spot. That was sad, but apparently I made every one laugh and the party mood started very well. Things had been a bit formal before that.
Fredrik
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was going to say something Fredders, But I better hold back as I haven't had breakfast yet, and am still rather pisseed from the tasty fresh lime laden G&T's that I qauffed unwisely earlier this moaning.
Fritz von I didn't know that Alisdaire Cambell writes David Camerons speeches?
Fritz von I didn't know that Alisdaire Cambell writes David Camerons speeches?
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
I did not know that either.
When you have had breakfast do tell, won't you! Fredrik
I did not know that either.
When you have had breakfast do tell, won't you! Fredrik
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just in from Perth
From Aboriginal comedian King Billy Cokebottle
I was travellin in the outback one day with my friend Morton, when
> off in the distance we sees a booze bus (police).
> Morton thinks this is great and heads straight for it.
>
> We pulls up and Morton winds his window down and says "Two cans
> of Emu Export thanks mate!
>
> The copper looks at me and Morton and says "You must be drunk! Get
> out of the car and blow into this tube for me."
>
> Morton got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in
> that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass
> out if
> I blow in that."
>
> The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says ". In these
> cases we require you to give a blood sample."
> "Nah sorry boss. Can't be doin that. I got a letter from the Red
> Cross saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. S orry
> boss,can't do that, said Morton.
>
> By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a
> urine sample for testing.
>
> Morton looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't do that either.
> "The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!! "
> "Bloody oath mate." says Morton. "It's from the government.
> Says that you whites cant take the piss out of us blackfellas no
> more.
This is pretty good, you need a fast connection though, innit*
From Aboriginal comedian King Billy Cokebottle
I was travellin in the outback one day with my friend Morton, when
> off in the distance we sees a booze bus (police).
> Morton thinks this is great and heads straight for it.
>
> We pulls up and Morton winds his window down and says "Two cans
> of Emu Export thanks mate!
>
> The copper looks at me and Morton and says "You must be drunk! Get
> out of the car and blow into this tube for me."
>
> Morton got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in
> that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass
> out if
> I blow in that."
>
> The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says ". In these
> cases we require you to give a blood sample."
> "Nah sorry boss. Can't be doin that. I got a letter from the Red
> Cross saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. S orry
> boss,can't do that, said Morton.
>
> By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a
> urine sample for testing.
>
> Morton looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't do that either.
> "The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!! "
> "Bloody oath mate." says Morton. "It's from the government.
> Says that you whites cant take the piss out of us blackfellas no
> more.
This is pretty good, you need a fast connection though, innit*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Tam:quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
The only disagvantage of the CD (either sonically or as an object) is the microscopic size of the print in any notes, which have to be paired down to the size of the jewel case.
Dear Fredrik,
Be thankful you don't own my copy of the OED - with its micrographically reduced pages a magnifying glass is obligatory.
regards, Tam
CD's are the new 78's
Does one want to listen to music or read a fookin novel?
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
It is a good job I am none too interested in the written stuff, as it is printed too small for me too read!
This did not put me of buying the discs for the primary interst! the music contained!!! [Grin]. Fredrik
It is a good job I am none too interested in the written stuff, as it is printed too small for me too read!
This did not put me of buying the discs for the primary interst! the music contained!!! [Grin]. Fredrik
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As my main thread seems to have suddenly dissapeared I'll mention on here that although the Indian Spy Princess's actions were most commendable (as were/are thousands of others) on all sides, Indian troops (in WWII) in their many hundreds of thousands faught in the Asian theatre er, against the British and their allies:
Fritz von Sorry to spoil your perick lickle world chaps and chappessess*
Fritz von Sorry to spoil your perick lickle world chaps and chappessess*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Mick P
"As my main thread seems to have suddenly dissapeared"
Pity you didn't suddenly disappear as well
Pity you didn't suddenly disappear as well
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
"As my main thread seems to have suddenly dissapeared"
Pity you didn't suddenly disappear as well
If only the Royal Mail, the Trains, etc etc, usw, etc, etc, were all as brilliantly predictable as you Our Mick*
Oh what a Poifick woild*
Brown eyed girl was good*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Pretty lucky that I was only talking to myself as per usual on my 'ex' "Hearts of Darkness" thread wunnit*
Regards,
Fritz von Talking to myself is as easy as American Pie, Sunday Morning even*
I love Barbies me, the grilling kind naturally, Chav on a spit with ketchup, luvvly jubbly*
Regards,
Fritz von Talking to myself is as easy as American Pie, Sunday Morning even*
I love Barbies me, the grilling kind naturally, Chav on a spit with ketchup, luvvly jubbly*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:
The Da Vince Code has broken opening day box office records in ITALY despite the Catholic church calling for a boycott.
I wonder if Our 'mysterious' Luigi knows the phrase "I only told you to blow the bloody doors off?"
Fritz von That book I mentioned recently Our Erik is excellent, so do yourself and friends a great favour and get a copy and send some as gifts too, far superior to that Dan Broon Airport paperback jobby, mind you the Chief said he loved it; but there again he is forty*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Apparently old Albert reckons that Our Mick is a moaning old goat?
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I kept telling the Chief that my Dreamweaver programm is a web-building one, but Oh no he has to insist that it's purely graphics.
Fritz von You just can't get the staff these days can yer?*
I've heard the that World Cup's coming to er, Charlottenburg* Now dare's a Ting Sean*
Would you Adam & Eve it eh! either way there'll be darkened hearts, innit*
The Home Office has just announced that it's become aware that two serious felons have actually been working within their ranks for several years, numbers 11 and 10 Downing Street have been surrounded by heavily armed Community Support Officers of the newly formed (We're Gonna save PFI share holders bloody millions unit)
Goodnight.
Phwoah those Norwegian lassies looked a bit of allright innit, never mind the bleedin rackit they made, probably sound OK on a decent system though after a few malts or ten*
Fritz von You just can't get the staff these days can yer?*
I've heard the that World Cup's coming to er, Charlottenburg* Now dare's a Ting Sean*
Would you Adam & Eve it eh! either way there'll be darkened hearts, innit*
The Home Office has just announced that it's become aware that two serious felons have actually been working within their ranks for several years, numbers 11 and 10 Downing Street have been surrounded by heavily armed Community Support Officers of the newly formed (We're Gonna save PFI share holders bloody millions unit)
Goodnight.
Phwoah those Norwegian lassies looked a bit of allright innit, never mind the bleedin rackit they made, probably sound OK on a decent system though after a few malts or ten*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
The Danish girls could dance much more bettterer though, innit*
Fritz von Our Mick is right 'Ignorance of the Law is no excuse' 'especially as British house owners in Spain and er, France' consfiscate all property etc, and send em back to where they bloody well came from*
Fritz von Our Mick is right 'Ignorance of the Law is no excuse' 'especially as British house owners in Spain and er, France' consfiscate all property etc, and send em back to where they bloody well came from*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]
Fritz von That book I mentioned recently Our Erik is excellent, so do yourself and friends a great favour and get a copy and send some as gifts too, far superior to that Dan Broon Airport paperback jobby, mind you the Chief said he loved it; but there again he is forty*
Which book?
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Should have this cracked by the morning, a very readable little number actually*
I bet she was better off in the jungle. Looks like a jolly interesting read our Fritz. I may give it a go.
One assumes you are either ex Pay Corps or Legal Branch Captain?
Regards,
Fritz
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Should have this cracked by the morning, a very readable little number actually*
I bet she was better off in the jungle. Looks like a jolly interesting read our Fritz. I may give it a go.
One assumes you are either ex Pay Corps or Legal Branch Captain?
Regards,
Fritz
I fought you was talking about sumfing similar to the da vinci code squire. I will see if I can get hold of the german bint in the jungle book cos it does truly interest me.
Erik von or the 'I' Corps
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Gawd ! Met enough of you bods I can tell you, couldn't keep a secret even if yer knew one*
Fritz von Where did my 'Hearts of Darkness' thread go to then? obviously it interests nobody that the secret police have liquidated it in the name of the Pink Salmon Show*
Fritz von Where did my 'Hearts of Darkness' thread go to then? obviously it interests nobody that the secret police have liquidated it in the name of the Pink Salmon Show*
Posted on: 20 May 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Gawd ! Met enough of you bods I can tell you, couldn't keep a secret even if yer knew one*
I was infantry our Fritz. I had thoughts of becoming the battalion IO cos it was a cushy job and I would have the colonel close where I could keep an eye on him, but in the end I could not resist being O/C recce platoon cos its well ard innit*