Is Dr (Non Medical) Oh **** Not Health John Reid an Illegal Immigrant?

Quite right, though I always preferred OC myself Dave, without the slash if you burdon the pardon*


Bon Soir as the Germans say.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Quite right, though I always preferred OC myself Dave, without the slash if you burdon the pardon*


Bon Soir as the Germans say.

service writing rules allow either our Fritz von Im surprised you were not a Padre?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Where did my 'Hearts of Darkness' thread go to then? obviously it interests nobody that the secret police have liquidated it in the name of the Pink Salmon Show*

Random culling - I made the mistake of reading it and removed it as total tosh. Luckily I don't often bother.

I didn't even know there was a "Hearts of Darkness" thread!

Just goes to show how much I do not pay attention...harrumph!

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Originally posted by JonR:
I didn't even know there was a "Hearts of Darkness" thread!

Just goes to show how much I do not pay attention...harrumph!

I expect that the four or five folk who did actually post on it found it far too political like Our Adam did Our Jon!


Fritz von Nice to see Our Mick's band winning the big contest then, as I mentioned earlier in the er, 'Hearts of Darkness' thread, before it was culled, cruelly bludgeoned splattering my brains all over the grimbling gibbons, innit*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I expect that the four or five folk who did actually post on it found it far too political like Our Adam did Our Jon!

It was a load of absolute bollocks as usual.

**, innit, von and all that...

EW

I expect that's why you bothered to post on it at least three times?


Fritz von Everybody to themselves, mind you I can't speak for Our Andy, Our Fredders, Our Erik, and Our Beano who all posted on it as well*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I expect that's why you bothered to post on it at least three times?

Fair point I suppose.*

von EW, innit, ** etc etc

Fritz,

I was only rising to the bait, as usual. Still, at least it means you ain't talking total tosh to yerself, eh?

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

I was only rising to the bait, as usual. Still, at least it means you ain't talking total tosh to yerself, eh?

I'm so glad you can spare the time old Chap, what with it being Sunday and all. I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be nice when the government starts to finally address the issues that 'Fathers (and Mothers) for Justice' are obviously so passionate about, instead of the endless blame culture that Britain has so very much embedded itself into*



Fritz von And I trust you liked my future proposals for the police under the New Jack Straw led government in 'Coalition' with David Cameron looking to Britain's real needs and concerns and not just those of a tiny interest minority, but that was on an earlier thread John*

P.S. If I recall correctly Our Beano made an excellent point regarding teachers as well?

Fritz,

I like all your proposals, whether viable or not....

The best proposal of all would be for all government bodies to adopt a policy of common good sense - that'll never catch on, tho

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

I like all your proposals, whether viable or not....

The best proposal of all would be for all government bodies to adopt a policy of common good sense - that'll never catch on, tho

It's the usual question of one interpretaion being different to another, innit Our Andy. Personally I find the notion that Senior Police Officers in conference (private) talking about operational matters to improve things (barring a few minor differences here and there purse strings etc & who actually pulls them) would all pretty much come to the same conclusions (possibly not Blair though, but I think he's become too politicised and close to number 10 to be free of influences beyond his control) I suspect the 'Hammer'might have done things slightly differently, and Blair's own previous history as a top notch dectective has been tarred I feel. It seems many full time Officers may well soon be losing their jobs for one reason or another, though basically all boiling down to cost cutting, and as the NHS proves efficiency is not bettered just with dosh (which indirectly is public debt anyway, with 30% creamed off to PFI investors) so no Torys will complain either.


Fritz von Listened to my first ever 50 Cents track recently, co-incidentally enough the Naim kit sounded bloody good too, but that's for the afficionado's innit:


Good clobber though John*

As we all know in the real world the only way to inspire respect for a public 'qualified' police force is to respect the public (in general) that they serve in the first place with sincerity and down to earth contact, all the technology in the world will not beat pure human intel on the ground, innit*

Apparently Our Mick told them that you could ring Salisbury for a tanner and talk for as long as you wanted* I ain't sayin nuffin John, you know me!

Don't forget to press button B

Apparently The Home Secretary has leaked/issued a statement along the lines that there's absolutely no evedience whatso'ever that the Chancellor had ruined the UK finacially, and pointed out that the first Lord of the Treasury actually lives next door at number 10, and there's no proof that he's got a criminal record either*

Fritz von Does Britain want Dr Reid as PM? Does Dr Reid want be PM?


It's "Emigrating from England" Shore-leave?

I think the world has a lot to thank the US DOD and the Pentagon for inventing the internet, innit*


Fritz von Making the world a safer place*


P.S. I didn't know that Our Fredders has an Auntie in Norway!*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I expect that the four or five folk who did actually post on it found it far too political like Our Adam did Our Jon!

A Doctor Writes:

Total Tosh = far too political = hairs on the palm of your hand.

Dear Fritz,

And two Cousins! Both very pretty, and both now married. ATB from Fredrik

PS: What chance do I have of qualifying to stay there do you think?

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Total Tosh = far too political = hairs on the palm of your hand.

That's it!**

Earwicker von insert some fuckin stupid remark here and then add some asterisks and shit*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE] all the technology in the world will not beat pure human intel on the ground, innit*

As me old Charlie Oscar used to say 'Humint is the best int' innit*

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

And two Cousins! Both very pretty, and both now married. ATB from FredrikPS: What chance do I have of qualifying to stay there do you think?

Some of those Norwegian boys seem very attractive Our Fredders my ex used to love that A Ha chappy*


Fritz von I'm sure you can stay there if you have financial means and an address but getting benefits or a Passport might mean actually having to learn the language God forbid.


Bravo Erik*

Dear Firtz,

Learning the language would not be too hard to do, as the bit I can speak is not English style Norwegian but sounds Kosher, apparently.

As a little boy my mother had a Norwegian au pair (spelling?) when my brother came along, and it was basically a Norwegian speaking house for a while, though in Herefordshire! My first words were in Norwegian, and I have always been able to follow spoken Norwegian, so I would think that with application I could learn it rather well, and blend in perfectly.

When there I am always taken for being Norwegian actually, and have to explain that I am not. This delights them of course because it gives them a chance to hone their English on me!

All the best from Fredrik

Sounds like you're in then Our Fredders*


Regards,


Fritz von I wonder what my chances of getting into England would be these days?


N.B. Gets on yer Earwick! They are interpretible smileys, not asterix's John, innit*

Dear Fritz,

Maybe not in, but I am going to talk very seriously with my Aunt about it when I am there later this summer. Both my cousins are in business, so it may be even that I could get a job with either for a while, or their husbands. Yes, indeed this year may see some very big changes for me. I never joke about emigrating. I am deadly serious about it, as I expect you understood, really.

All the best from Fredrik

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
N.B. Gets on yer Earwick! They are interpretible smileys, not asterix's John, innit*

Really? Look like asterisks to me, Fritzy me old wurst nosher!*

Innit, ** Earwick von //*obligatory fuckin stupid remark here please*// **, innit, etc