Is Dr (Non Medical) Oh **** Not Health John Reid an Illegal Immigrant?

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I expect that the four or five folk who did actually post on it found it far too political like Our Adam did Our Jon!

A Doctor Writes:

Total Tosh = far too political = hairs on the palm of your hand.

Quite right Our Adders, Mr Toy never lets us forget now does he! that You are the Boss and that your decision is law, I see his point entirely and have absolutely no truck with it John (or van for that matter either)


Regards,


Fritz von Even Our Mick stays silent**

Of course one wonders what all the fuss is about. I mean, is anyone obliged to read our Frtiz'z threads? As he points out, quite reasonably in my view, he does not post elsewhere. If one is mystified by the seeming lunecy of it all or even offended or indeed outraged one can simply steer clear of it all. I think this is simple to understand.

It must be clear, therefore that anyone who posts on Fritz's threads complaining about the content must be in love with complaining. I suspect some of the regular complainers have to check in to see if they are being mentioned or ridiculed and this is driven by their own egos of course. They simply cant bare to think they are being talked about behind their back so to speak so they check in just to have a whinge because they feel like having a whinge, in short it is an excuse to have a whinge because they are predisposed to whingeing. Fritz makes a comment about them and along they come wagging their tails, as incapable of any other action as a pavlovian pup. Maybe they just get a stiffy seeing their name in print? Who knows? Not moi.

I quite like Fritz's threads, they often make me laugh. He can be quite snide and offensive but that does not bother me in the least although I know it upsets others and that does bother me but our Fritz stops short of the levels of abuse that have been directed at him by some.

Some here say the Fritz just talks to himself here but I am sure Fritz notes how many people read his threads and if that number were a fat 0 he might well bugger off somewhere else. As long as you fools are daft enough to read what you think is a load of bollocks then you dont have a leg to stand on. The thinking (for want of a better word)'I am reading a total load of bollocks everyday therefore the writer of said bollocks must stop writing it' is er....bollocks IMO.

If you dont like it, vote with your feet says I. If, as I do, you like a bit of banter then do please keep it up, it is entertaining in small doses, but if you are genuinely upset stick to other threads.

Erik von whats the german for on a soapbox?

Dear Fritz, and Erik,

for once is I, not Erik, who is going to be laconic:

"Quite right, Erik!"

ATB from Fredrik

Erik Old Chop! I knew that either you or Our Mick would make some kind of positive comment.



Fritz von 'Auf einem Seifen Kiste"


P.S. The Cheque's in the post*

Our Mick when he was training as a young whippersnapper to be a man of letters.


Fritz von Course that was afore Swindon got relegated wunnit*

Simply Outrageous Incompetence²

Watford closed that gap nicely I see**


Goodnight Playmates* 7Up's bloody quiet isn't she?

Fritz,
U is selective with your emotions! Not Happy!!!

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,
U is selective with your emotions! Not Happy!!!

I would suggest that the very nature of er, 'emotions' requires them to be selected Our Andy*


Fritz von Drama Queens unite the Forum, innit*

Mind you the Old Pink Salmon Show probably changed my World*

Empty your mouth before you read this*


Defense Attorney:* Will you please state your age?"

*Little Old Lady:* "I am 86 years old."

*Defense Attorney:* "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?"

*Little Old Lady:* 'There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.'

*Defense Attorney:* "Did you know him?"

*Little Old Lady:* "No, but he sure was friendly."

*Defense Attorney:* "What happened after he sat down?'

*Little Old Lady:* "He started to rub my thigh."

*Defense Attorney:* "Did you stop him?"

*Little Old Lady: * "No, I didn't stop him."

*Defense Attorney:* "Why not?"

*Little Old Lady:* "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago."

*Defense Attorney:* "What happened next?"

*Little Old Lady:* "He began to rub my breasts."

*Defense Attorney:* "Did you stop him then?"

*Little Old Lady:* "No, I did not stop him."

*Defense Attorney:* "Why not?"

*Little Old Lady: * "His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!"

*Defense Attorney:* "What happened next?"

*Little Old Lady:* "Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

*Defense Attorney: * "Did he take you?"

*Little Old Lady: * "Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard."

Nothing is more sad than the death of a Utopian illusion!

Beano the mystical

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Originally posted by Beano:
Nothing is more sad than the death of a Utopian illusion!

Beano the mystical

Yeah! You're right John they were brilliant, I flew on an old 62 once or twice to Budapest with some Jock lads in the past, and by Christ those old Utopian stewardesses didn't fart about when it came to pouring out the old free booze I can tell you, literally bloody raining the stuff so it was. (big litre bottles and real glasses, no messin and a thank you letter from the Gremlin too).


Fritz von I was quite mystified how we got there & back though*



Those were the days my friends*

Mystical Beano's a'la Interflug*

I always thought that Barrets made Liquorice Allsorts?


Fritz von I ain't nuffin butta Hound-Dawg*

Who sang "Nuffin's Gonna Change My World***"

Certainly not some poxy mega repetitive pseudo Yankee website anyway John*

The one person I'd Never accept a drink from is a Urologist.

Beano-There, Dun-That.

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Originally posted by Beano:
The one person I'd Never accept a drink from is a Urologist.

Beano-There, Dun-That.

Boss of John Smiths Brewery innit?


Fritz von I don't drink that old shite either Dave*

Now Sam Smiths from Tadcaster, that's another ball game entirely, innit*


Fritz von I wonder why the everything British Airways is fantastic protection Unit isn't in vogue anymore on this forum then?

Do people still drink aperitifs? As I think they may well be in decline. No doubt it'll be bad for Spanish Liquor sales, and affect their GDP figures.

[Edit] I don't know any sherry drinkers, well, not ones with decent overcoats.
Beano

You'll be overtaking Mr Parry's post count soon if yer don't slow down Our Beano*


Fritz von Some people's whole bloody lives are just one bif aperitif, I do personally like 'a' digestif of a friday evening though, just after a big scoff to line the old belly, innit*

A slow (hot in winter)Calva, or sometimes a brown tequila with orange (no cinnamon as the locals take it, horrid) or even a Jägermeister (herb schnapps), or that Italian stuff (pure) Averna or similar, some take a stiff straight (good quality ice cold vodka) (just the one though 2cl*)


Tomato juice & tobasco's good too*

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Originally posted by Occean:
Good to see a MTB thread again!

Good, cheap and comfy - San Marco Rolls.

Otherwise Brooks Swift or simlair.

Quite right I've bloody missed them myself, how about some serious pictures then?



Fritz von Our Mick loves a nice Peddler*


Did you know that Audie Murphy personally killed loads of people*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Did you know that Audie Murphy personally killed loads of people*

The most decorated American soldier in World War Two, may well have something to do with it.

I would imagine he could knock-up a headstone as well, being a Freemason.

Beano

So he wasn't really a cowboy then?


Fritz von Open prisons for all heinous scum*

Although I did actually mean the Dublin German car dealer who literally crucified his opposition with his discount prices*



Goodnight as the Portugese say in Brazil:

Who remembers that great Macca song about above Crossroads superstar at a red arrows display?



BBBBBBBBB#Benny & the Jets, No, I'm wrong it was fat Reg wunnit*

Hollywood World War Films Fritz, although he may have made Cowboy movies, but I can't think of any off-hand.

Beano

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
So he wasn't really a cowboy then?

Although I did actually mean the Dublin German car dealer who literally crucified his opposition with his discount prices*
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Apparently even er, police officers have been trying to dodge fines and pervert the course of justice*

Fritz von America being the tiny place that it is, I wonder if any Irish/British pubs etc, etc, will be showing the up and coming World Cup Football games (Womens) on their black & White steam powered television sets?

'I'm not going there soon though', so I won't start any more bloody stupid tosh questions, innit*


Those new speed camera's look well good, wonder if they're on the M4 in Wiltshire yet then?


Non Domestic knives (not penknives should simply be banned from sale, end of discussion)

What with tomorrow being a national holiday here for 'Ascension Day' or as it's known in German Christi Himmelfahrt (Christ's heavenly journey)

i Is just glad that it isn't Christ's Hellish Fahrt, innit*

You know me John*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
i Is just glad that it isn't Christ's Hellish Fahrt, innit*

Me too!

Innit, EW von <<insert stupid comment>>,**, etc etc

I see Dr Reid has got every policeman in the land out this morning arresting terrorist suspects, we should all be afraid, very afraid, clearly he intends to make his mark quickly and also take the heat off the immigration screw ups.