Abandoned Parrots:

Fritz me old mukka

Is an abandoned parrot a polygon ?

Starlings are excellent mimics.
Just ask Phritz. He'll know!

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Originally posted by Nime:
Starlings are excellent mimics.
Just ask Phritz. He'll know!

I recall anaemic, being a midgit Irishman, but a memick, no! i Is afraid you've lost me there Dave?*

Lost & Stunned,

Frötz

Late onset dyslexia me old taxpayer?

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Originally posted by Steve G:

I was out tonight and got a self-portrait that I liked as I don't look all that fat in it:

Oh Yes you do Pal*

Slainte,


Fritz (I hope this helps!)

-18�C in M�nchen tonight, Glad I'm not bloody there then, innit*

Not too sure if I'm in favour of this new Law in the City, forbiding the wearing of Bowlers?
It only applies to Muslim & Asian Women! though personally I think they look rather shiek, and elegant; especially with a bespoke, thin needle-pinstripe three piece suit, and a Pink Carnation, innit*

Fritz*

White Sport Coats are Soooo Out!

Someone pondered whether a missing parrot might be called polygon, earlier: So what do you call the effect of a whole choir of parrots?

Fredrik

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Poly-tonal! Sorry about that...

I'm always a touch disconcerted when folk use the term 'Dude', especially if they're over 40*

Don't think I've ever heard a woman say it actually, have you?

Goodnight (as the French say)

I experimented with it (television) for a year but found it intrusive, especially the BBC news presentation. The signature tune was E Major. Such a special key, reserved for works like Bruckner's Seventh Symphony and Beethoven's Opus 109 Sonata.

Peter Maxwell Davies, The Guardian


Fr�tz**- (2 Smileys with Bar)

I am so out of touch! What on earth does dude mean. Seems like dud spelt wrong! Fred

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
I am so out of touch! What on earth does dude mean. Seems like dud spelt wrong! Fred

I think it's a kind of Cowboy-Cottagey thing from the Scottish Highlands, Fredders me old 4 string?*

Fritz

Monopoly's are bloody huge as well*

Yep 4stringers are only tiny compared to monoplies! I am going to start to teach one of my ex-pupils again, so, though I'll never play in public again, I'll get my hand back in. It is specially nice because he had his bass made by the same maker who made mine. Maybe I should take up a less physically wretched instrument like the viola? I am seriously thinking about it - just for fun.

Wish me luck for tomorrow, as I have an eye consultation in the hospital at 9:20.

All the best from Fredrik

Best of luck Fredrik.

Nice to have you back.

Dear Nime,

That is kind. I am always rather nervous before hand. I am resisting an operation at the moment, working on the view that I am coping fine enough, but the condition Is a pre-cancer. The operation would make no difference to that though.

Thanks anyway from Fred

Good luck tomorrow Fredrik. I, like I suspect a few others, was starting to get worried that you had not been on the forum for a while, and wondered what had happened to you. Good luck with the playing as well.

Regards

Nic

Fredrik

Hope all goes well for you.

Regards

Spock

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Originally posted by nicnaim:
Good luck tomorrow Fredrik. I, like I suspect a few others, was starting to get worried that you had not been on the forum for a while, and wondered what had happened to you. Good luck with the playing as well.

Regards

Nic

Dear Nic,

I was given a little Compac (thanks to a kind Forum member), which I broke by putting Norton Anti-virus on. The Hard drive gave up. I now have the loan of a PC, which I shall reserve solely for email and Forum. I did have one bit of fun in the interval though, with that speaker dem. There is a Thread if you missed it, but I expect my responses raised as many eyebrows as nods of agreement! "DBL Demonstration." I am just mad enough to go ahead with it, which will require one certain bit of madness. But what the heck. Everyone has to go a bit mad now and again, just to remain sane!

All the best from Fredrik

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Originally posted by Spock:
I’m a curry man myself. Chinese is OK now and again but it can’t top a good curry.

Spock

Nice Kakadoo Pall with all the droppings goes down well too!

Good luck with your sesh Fredders, I trust the beer tastes good afterwards too, if yer get me drift, innit*

Cheers,

Fritz*** (3 Smileys and a full moon)

"We are Stardust, we are Golden, and we've got to get ourselves back to the garden"

Dear Fritz,

I happen to pass my favourite watering establishment on the way back to the train (can't drive after the eye-dilation) so I imagine something beery may happen! I really am off to the land of nod now. Nice conversing.

TTFN Fred

Here's one for Our Fredders when he's sobered up from his binge!*

"It was while removing a particularly adhesive smear of Camembert from two fluttering birds on a willow-pattern plate that I first understood Beethoven's Grosse Fuge."

Roger Scruton, The Times

I'm always amazed how young German kids (2-3 year olds+) go happily whisping along the pavements with their parents on litle wooden pedal-less bikes, kind of running Flintstones style, quite healthy for them too, I'd imagine, innit?*

Personally I think that anybody found guilty of assaulting highly qualified and trained uniformed nurses or firemen on duty, should have the fucking book thrown at them, and recieve double the penalty given for attacking a normal member of the public (Whatever that may be?)*


The Bastards sicken me to the core*

Cheers,

Fritz*

N.B. Talking to a couple of Gay friends the other night who'd recently seen Brokeback-Mountain, they said it was a wonderful film (them both being serious film buffs) and that it was hopefully gonna win an Oscar! but in their view could in no way be considered a Gay Movie. Berlin as you may know has a very large Gay scene & elected Mayor, and the film everybody's just dying to see is the new lifestory of Our Favourite London Bubble, Georgie Michael himself, Great Voice, but what do I know?*

Apparently the average British Copper makes around 10 arrests a year! 1 copper, namely PC Cooper, from Nottinghamshire, made over 360 last year alone, I wonder if he ever gets the time to post on internet forums?

�11Billion a year for Britain's Police Force, where on earth does it all go, one wonders, innit?*

Regards,


A European, London Born*

Who's ever had a Bangalore Pall then?*

The Porthole in Gosport always did a decent Cod & Chips, dinnit*

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�11Billion a year for Britain's Police Force, where on earth does it all go, one wonders, innit?*

Up there noses i expect!
I cannot have any respect for the police force in this country anymore, they are all nuts.
I used to respect the police, not anymore they have fucked it themselves.

Should this man be exiled to Australia alone? Well done SKY News for protecting the British Public. If it hadn't been for your fine investigative 'journo's' at least five totally innocent men wouldn't have been murdered or committed suicide in Portsmouth alone in recent years. That geezer you recently named, even before he was charged, should be sent to Thailand, where they execute people (even foreigners from England) he 'looks totally guilty'.

See you all down at the old 'Paedophile & Vigilante' Chaps*

The British Police, although requiring no entry qualifications whatso'ever, do a wonderful & difficult job, and are highly paid accordingly, innit*

Cheers,


Fritz

Excuse me officer I believe you dropped these £50 notes!*