Abandoned Parrots:

Quite Moving I thought*

Talking Of Chinese Birds!*

Had some Great Chinese nosh in Holland once, but you know me*


Many Indians consider Birmingham (UK) as the best place for their own quisine on earth, and they should know I suppose! probably the unlimited fresh ingredients, innit*

Chinese week at McDonalds is supposed to be very profitable?*


I suppose that Currys are cheaper than fridges in the long run too, let's face it a Greek invented British fish & Chips anyway, or was it an Italian?*

Probably after a dodgey Ruby too, I wonder who did write that song?*

I regularly cook Indian Rubys at home, and have done so for some years now, as they are cheap, taste great, and are very healthy. The Chief taught me all I know, and he weighs even more than me, innit*

Indian gaffs here are genarally for the German market, and are rubbish in my opinion, as well as being relatively expensive, private meals, now that's a different matter entirely.*

MSG: use is illegal here too, re- Chinese Nosh:


Lunchtime Chaps,

Fritz

Pork Pies, crisps, chocky, beer, or am I wrong?*

TWO PARROTS WERE SITTING ON A PERCH.

THE FIRST ONE TURNED TO HIS MATE AND SAID
"CAN YOU SMELL FISH?"

quote:

Originally posted by JamieWednesday:
TWO PARROTS WERE SITTING ON A PERCH.

THE FIRST ONE TURNED TO HIS MATE AND SAID
"CAN YOU SMELL FISH?"

You've even lost me on that one son, though I am a bit slow of late, innit*

Cheers,

Fritz

Of course you know when you're in a real pie shop the moment you scrunch a nice mouthfull of toenails*

Sound advice for Our Happy Chick, though there's always IFA's & 'Consultants' as well naturally, if one really wants to succeed, innit*

Perhaps it loses something in translation...

In der Englischen perch ist eine stange und Perch ist ein Fisch...innit

quote:

Originally posted by JamieWednesday:
Perhaps it loses something in translation...

In der Englischen perch ist eine stange und Perch ist ein Fisch...innit

I hear Yer, Nice One!*

Fritz von Cheapskate**

Spose if it'd been an old fish, they would have been more on yer higher purchase John?*

I've always had trouble with Mounting Bikes, especially when I was pissed, mind you I seemed to cope with dismounting them admirably, innit*


Should MP's & Ministers be allowed to kerb-crawl legally at last?

I woz only after an early moaning paper yer Lordship!*** (see you on Friday Grandmaster)

A lovely story I heard (probably apocryphal) about MPs was the idea of of a survey of them, broken down by sex and age! Apparently one old Tory back-bencher observed that that would be most of them then!

Fredrik

quote:

Originally posted by Happy Chick:
Well.... I can't believe that most of you guys have never had any great ideas or plans... that made you shit a brick thinking about it.

I am gob smacked.... Surely you must have thought of doing something else .... don't have to be implemented.

A dream.... or am i the only one who dreams.

There's always Our Mick, Chick, but 'he's away' you know?

I had a successful interview myself today with a very smart Lady Owner/Boss, and I start at 09:00hrs promt, on Monday the 30th. Although contract not signed till next week, it's mainly in the bag. This will be about my 8th serious change of job-type in some 28 years, so to call Fritz inflexible, is like calling Our Tarquers and Mick Greedy, but you know me*

Fritz von Won't say too much at this stage*

Curry & Beer tonight methinks, and lot's of it*

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
A lovely story I heard (probably apocryphal) about MPs was the idea of of a survey of them, broken down by sex and age! Apparently one old Tory back-bencher observed that that would be most of them then!

Fredrik

You got it Our Fredders, welcome to the Hoose of Loads Son*

P.S. A very good German mate of mine from down Black Forest way aka: (Mr Breeze) sent me a great little song he knoocked up at home the other night 'I'm goin down where water tastes like wine' MP3 (500KB's ish), I'll send a copy via graham.ricketts@arcor.de (next 24 hours only) if anybody is interested.

It's only bloody music, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by markfs:

quote:

Messing about with fuse/breaker ratings can be hazardous if you get my meaning ....

That's right, it can be lethal, if you don't know what you are doing!!

Ive seen the after affects, the damage people have done to themselves and their property by messing with things they don't understand.

Other peoples Wives for instance!!!*

Mind you I suppose it should really be on the Old spur of the moment, innit*

I was pretty shocked & stunned to learn earlier on the old News Channel of the Year, that 2/3rds of all EU Credit card debt, is, er, British*

If this figure is anywhere slightly near the true one, I feel that things are definately WAY WAY out of sinc here, innit*


Anybody in the know care to Comment?*

Hopes springs eternal,


Fritz*

It's them bloody Germans wot dunnit, innit! Givin us all that money willy nilly like that*

Well I never Did: I suppose when one considers that old Jamie Last is the most successful recording artist in history, with nobody even coming anywhere close to him (GB-Records Read), and that this lot are basically German too, and that the German POP market is worth a staggering €5 Billion a Year, only surpassed by that bloody awful Yankee Country chicken-shit bollocks, it's hardly surprising that they can call the shots when they want to, issit*

Anybody care to argue the toss?*


Our Mick's lovin it, innee*

Regards,

Fritz*

Good Luck

Listening to some harrowing tales on the BBC WS last night over the total Mega-Bodges by Northern English Police & 'Solcial Services' regarding removing & breaking up families in the early 90's based on sheer gossip & hearsay, one really wonders if anything since has been learnt, innit?*


Those arrested and put into care (even when released etc, were still not legally allowed to discuss the case publically) , I think this shows a great deal into the Paranoid psyche of British Institutions, earlier missuse of the Official secrets act, and the farcial use of today's 'so-called' freedom of information act, for professionals, journo's etc, etc:


It don't matter to me, I'm alright Jack, innit*


And Cheers too, Our Chick, innit*

Fritz on Bud & Tandoori*

Not wishing to interupt the Pro's and their tennis knockers/knickers discussion, I'm orf daan the auld Boozer.


Ronnie Barker'd have a stroke*

As Sir Alex quite rightly says the FA Cup Is the Greatest football Tournament this side of Glasgow.


Respect³


Fritz

But will Our Adam & Mick make it to Pluto with all that M4 Traffic?*