Has this ever happened to you?
Posted by: Fisbey on 04 March 2009
A very strange thing happened last night.
The Contessa was being massaged by old blind Pedro, she swears it makes her feel like a new woman and obviously the nudity is not a problem because othererwise the oil would stain her undergarments. Pedro is a marvel, 70 yeears old, still got a 6 pack (he massages in the nude as well because of the oil) and how he manages to drive is beyond me.
Master was doing his homework, they're doing personal and social development and he had to write some sort of project on the differences between boys and girls. Fortunately Nurse was very obliging and helped him, she's very hands on.
The gardener was in the potting shed doing something or other with preparing the bedding plants and the scullery maid was asking him to inspect her clematis.
The under footman was polishing the silver with the downstairs maid, I think they'd got quite hot with the exersion because when I popped my head around the door he'd got his jacket off and shirt undone and she'd had to take her skirt off apparently because some fluid had been spilt on it.
I was in the conservatory, I've recently taken up painting, amateur stuff, I know, but it stops one going completely gaga. I'm attempting a version of the rape of the Sabine women. Fortunately the upstairs maid, the cook, the housekeeper and the groom don't mind posing. I know wat you're thinking! There's another chap in the painting. The chauffeur's got a nasty rash so I've been posing myself and using a camera to capture the results. Last night I used a video camera as I felt I could then freeze-frame it to get exactly the right position.
Then the Butler came in and informed me that we're down to our last case of Fino sherry and that the Vintners have informed him there's a 6 week lead time.....
However he did have some good news, apparently there's this young lady from Thailand who has accepted the post of library cataloguer. In the East cellar I've discovered a number of boxes of early Victorian lithographs depicting primitive tribes people. And we need to catalogue them. It's going t be very dusty work, and the cellar is very warm because the boiler is adjacent to it. The butler has checked with the young lady and apparently she's used to working in such conditions and is quite happy to wear just a thin cotton tunic. I'll naturally assist her whenever I can and I'll probably just wear shorts.
The Contessa was being massaged by old blind Pedro, she swears it makes her feel like a new woman and obviously the nudity is not a problem because othererwise the oil would stain her undergarments. Pedro is a marvel, 70 yeears old, still got a 6 pack (he massages in the nude as well because of the oil) and how he manages to drive is beyond me.
Master was doing his homework, they're doing personal and social development and he had to write some sort of project on the differences between boys and girls. Fortunately Nurse was very obliging and helped him, she's very hands on.
The gardener was in the potting shed doing something or other with preparing the bedding plants and the scullery maid was asking him to inspect her clematis.
The under footman was polishing the silver with the downstairs maid, I think they'd got quite hot with the exersion because when I popped my head around the door he'd got his jacket off and shirt undone and she'd had to take her skirt off apparently because some fluid had been spilt on it.
I was in the conservatory, I've recently taken up painting, amateur stuff, I know, but it stops one going completely gaga. I'm attempting a version of the rape of the Sabine women. Fortunately the upstairs maid, the cook, the housekeeper and the groom don't mind posing. I know wat you're thinking! There's another chap in the painting. The chauffeur's got a nasty rash so I've been posing myself and using a camera to capture the results. Last night I used a video camera as I felt I could then freeze-frame it to get exactly the right position.
Then the Butler came in and informed me that we're down to our last case of Fino sherry and that the Vintners have informed him there's a 6 week lead time.....
However he did have some good news, apparently there's this young lady from Thailand who has accepted the post of library cataloguer. In the East cellar I've discovered a number of boxes of early Victorian lithographs depicting primitive tribes people. And we need to catalogue them. It's going t be very dusty work, and the cellar is very warm because the boiler is adjacent to it. The butler has checked with the young lady and apparently she's used to working in such conditions and is quite happy to wear just a thin cotton tunic. I'll naturally assist her whenever I can and I'll probably just wear shorts.