Flat White

Posted by: Deane F on 14 November 2005

A flat white is a flat white is a flat white. It's flat. That's why it's called a flat white.

No foam.

Warmed milk from the jug, sure - but that's what the spoon is for - to stop the foam while the milk pours into the coffee.

Please, no pretty patterns in a half-centimetre thick layer of foam in my flat white. If I want to see barista skills I'll order a latte or a cappucino.
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by j8hn
white's for girls, real men drink espresso!
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by Roy T
quote:
white's for girls, real men drink espresso!


I should cocoa.
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by graham55
Deane

What the duck is this thread about?

Seriously, though, isn't flat white a shade of paint?

Graham
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by Not For Me
I thought flat whie was a car colour?

DS
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by j8hn:
white's for girls, real men drink espresso!


I quite agree. However, there are few cafes that have the skills and/or beans to make a good short black - and a short black is definitely what I prefer - but I gave up a while ago and just have short blacks at proven cafes.
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by graham55:

Seriously, though, isn't flat white a shade of paint?


Might be. However, I imagine that in the catalogue they'd call it something like "bovinity" or "savalis".
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by garyi
I don't get so poncy over coffee.
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by Nime
I'm not a food fetishist either. Provided the coffee and milk are both økologisk.
Posted on: 14 November 2005 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by garyi:
I don't get so poncy over coffee.


Probably never had a good one then.
Posted on: 15 November 2005 by Nime
Excess coffee drinking has now been linked to unwanted abortion. So be very careful out there!
Posted on: 15 November 2005 by Bob McC
Wasn't 'Flat White is a shade of paint' a song by Procul harum?

Bob
Posted on: 15 November 2005 by mykel
Yes, I think it was.

While we are on the topic, can somebody mix me up a can of "whiter shade of pale"

Thanks,

michael
Posted on: 15 November 2005 by long-time-dead
quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
Excess coffee drinking has now been linked to unwanted abortion. So be very careful out there!


That's good to know. Male and have had a vasectomy. I'm safe then.

Double espresso time !!!!!

Should I start smoking but only those packets that suggest that "my unborn baby may be harmed" as these are clearly only problematic for women ?
Posted on: 15 November 2005 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by long-time-dead:

Male and have had a vasectomy.



Red Face

Do you have the tattoo... Sterility guaranteed if package unopened.?
Posted on: 16 November 2005 by Geoff P
quote:
and a short black is definitely what I prefer - but I gave up a while ago and just have short blacks at proven cafes.

Do you ever get arrested or accused of discrimination? Big Grin
Posted on: 16 November 2005 by Chris Kelly
I have seen the future and it is fruit tea.
Posted on: 16 November 2005 by Martin D
Nah green tea