Bah Humbug!!

Posted by: Gary S. on 24 December 2006

Well we've had a bloody good Xmas eve. The old cat, who rarely comes into the house has just shit all over the dining room and utility room floor Frown She's getting on a bit, so when she crept in earlier, I felt sorry for her and let her warm up in the dining room, but now I wished I'd booted her out.

Luckily we've got a Vax, but it's just what you need on Xmas eve aint it!

Still everything else is sorted, including sneeking a 7'6" surfboard into the conservatory without be spotted by 3 hyperactive lads.

Hey Ho, off to enjoys Santa's scotch and mince pie now Big Grin Merry Christmas everyone.

Gary
Posted on: 24 December 2006 by Chillkram
Merry Christmas Gary. My little lad won't go to sleep and keeps coming downstairs to see where Santa is on the NORAD tracker. I'm having a beer or two whilst waiting for him to go off. I'll probably be completely pissed by the time he finally does!

I hope I don't mix his presents up with my daughter's!

Cheers!

Mark
Posted on: 24 December 2006 by Rasher
I've had the mince pie and am half way through the Jack Daniels we left for Father Christmas. I've scattered the reindeer food with some carrot scraps and the realisation has set in that it's begun.
Good luck everyone, you'll need it. I have to spend the day with my sister and brother-in-law on boxing day who are probably the most boring people on the face of this earth. Pray for me please.
Posted on: 26 December 2006 by Stephen B
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Hey Ho, off to enjoys Santa's scotch and mince pie now Merry Christmas everyone.


I always thought Santa prefered sherry.
Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Willy
My daughter was concerned that if Santa had a drink in every house he visited he'd get drunk. He had to make do with a glass of sparkling mineral water.


Regards,

Willy.
Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Gary S.
Unlucky Willy, you will have to work on that one.

Actually it's an interesting but little known fact, but as I was explaining to my youngest the other night, Santa doesn't like any old whisky, it has to be a single malt Big Grin

Gary