Relax on a Cruise Liner
Posted by: Sniper on 08 September 2010
Posted on: 09 September 2010 by Mike-B
Done one cruise - never again
3000 brain dead either attempting to be as a herd of newts 24/7, or eating in an attempt to emulate Mr.Creosote, or throwing money at gambling machines day & night like it was needed to keep the ship afloat or just sitting in chair covered in blankets and various minders shouting at them "its time for your medication dear"
The only respite was to go on the compulsory day trips and join in with even more morons from more cruise ships all mooching around the harbour bling shops or avoiding the alki-newts behaving like teenagers at the 18-30 costa-packet vomit club.
Get the picture - I hate loadza people - the only herd I like all have 4 legs and my 100-400 aimed at them
- and I really enjoy being grumpy.
3000 brain dead either attempting to be as a herd of newts 24/7, or eating in an attempt to emulate Mr.Creosote, or throwing money at gambling machines day & night like it was needed to keep the ship afloat or just sitting in chair covered in blankets and various minders shouting at them "its time for your medication dear"
The only respite was to go on the compulsory day trips and join in with even more morons from more cruise ships all mooching around the harbour bling shops or avoiding the alki-newts behaving like teenagers at the 18-30 costa-packet vomit club.
Get the picture - I hate loadza people - the only herd I like all have 4 legs and my 100-400 aimed at them
- and I really enjoy being grumpy.
Posted on: 09 September 2010 by tonym
Excellent!
Posted on: 09 September 2010 by Sniper
quote:Originally posted by Mike-B:
Done one cruise - never again
3000 brain dead either attempting to be as a herd of newts 24/7, or eating in an attempt to emulate Mr.Creosote, or throwing money at gambling machines day & night like it was needed to keep the ship afloat or just sitting in chair covered in blankets and various minders shouting at them "its time for your medication dear"
The only respite was to go on the compulsory day trips and join in with even more morons from more cruise ships all mooching around the harbour bling shops or avoiding the alki-newts behaving like teenagers at the 18-30 costa-packet vomit club.
Get the picture - I hate loadza people - the only herd I like all have 4 legs and my 100-400 aimed at them
- and I really enjoy being grumpy.
The hon.member for Swindon and owner of this forum has been on a cruise or two.
Posted on: 09 September 2010 by gone
The crewmember in the storage area had a lucky escape when that forklift whizzed past him. I'm not sure what was swilling around on the floor afterwards - I hope it wasn't fuel
Actually, I'm amazed all that stuff wasn't strapped down if they knew a storm was coming
Actually, I'm amazed all that stuff wasn't strapped down if they knew a storm was coming