A thread from a car forum I visit.

Posted by: Tony Lockhart on 28 November 2010

I couldn't stop chuckling at this. I hope a neighbour got this on video and puts it on youtube!

"Decided to give the car a much needed wash today,but it turned out to a bigger job than i thought.

First up i gave the wheels a soaking in bilbery wheel cleaner while i set up the hosepipe/jetwash,gave them a quick rub with a brush then attempted to rinse them off.Turned on the outside tap and nothing,the god damm hose pipe was frozen solid.Had to fill a bucket with hot water and dump the hosepipe in there to thaw out,after 30 mins or so it had thawed,hooked up the jetwash pressed the trigger and nothing.Seems the jetwash was also frozen,another full bucket of hot water(jet wash sat on top) another 30 mins went by during which the wheel cleaner had froze onto the wheels.Eventually got the jet wash working and rinsed the wheels,then moved onto washing the car,as i was drying the car off the water on the drive had frozen and i slid on my ass

The story doesn't end there though,after washing the car it sat on the drive for around five hours,i thought nothing of it and jumped into the car earlier to fill up,got to the end of my street pressed the brakes and they didn't work,as my car moved into the road i came to the conclusion that the water had froze onto the discs,after a few more dabs of the brakes they came back to normal.

Just a little warning for people washing their cars in these conditions,be careful."



Tony
Posted on: 28 November 2010 by MilesSmiles
... and I was upset when my windshield fluid was frozen solid this morning, will teach me to add some anti-freeze.

You couldn't pay me to wash my car in these conditions.
Posted on: 28 November 2010 by garyi
Well we are nearly at years end and this year I have to date washed my car twice.

I do not anticipate washing it again this year, especially as its cold.
Posted on: 28 November 2010 by George Fredrik
In the ten years I had my old Volvo I washed it perhaps six or seven times.

For Funerals and Weddings mostly.

After a while the rain does a fine job!

ATB from George
Posted on: 28 November 2010 by Diccus62
I'm with George
Posted on: 28 November 2010 by Dungassin
Me too. I've never washed my Volvo, which I bought new 6 years ago. I DO clean the windows and lights once a week, 'cos I like to see and be seen. It gets put through the car wash about every 3/12 at SWMBO's insistence, and she vacuums the inside about as often. Winter? waste of time washing it, although a blast with a hosepipe underneath every week or so (if not actually freezing) is done. Smile
Posted on: 28 November 2010 by Peter Dinh
I always try to wash my car every few days if I can so that my car looks cleaner than myself. Once, my neighbor was surprised to see me washing my car in an early freezing morning of the Christmas day, that was when I was London many moons ago.
Posted on: 29 November 2010 by tonym
Life's too short to waste it washing cars.

Living as I do down a country lane it's especially pointless.
Posted on: 29 November 2010 by Joe Bibb
But they drive better when they are clean. Smile
Posted on: 29 November 2010 by Steve O
I drove through a car wash in June - does that count ?
By drove through I mean I did stop while it worked it's magic. Winker
Regards,
Steve.
Posted on: 29 November 2010 by tonym
quote:
Originally posted by Joe Bibb:
But they drive better when they are clean. Smile


Come see me Joe - your car'll drive like a dog after...
Posted on: 30 November 2010 by Howlinhounddog
Twice a year whether it needs it or not Winker