So the burning question of the day is...

Posted by: jcs_smith on 26 April 2006

Who the hell would want to sleep with John Prescott. She's 25 year younger than him as well. Is she insane, blind, stupid and deaf? What is wrong with the woman ?
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by MichaelC
This really stretches the realms of possibility. So I have a theory. This is the ultimate spin story to deflect attention from the woes of the NHS.
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by jcs_smith:
Who the hell would want to sleep with John Prescott. She's 25 year younger than him as well. Is she insane, blind, stupid and deaf? What is wrong with the woman ?


Women are genetically hard-wired to sleep with the male most likely to bring back the biggest share of food. Bizarrely Prescott fits the bill.
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by u5227470736789439
But he seems to eat it all himself! Fredrik
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
But he seems to eat it all himself! Fredrik


LOL Fredrik.
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by Phil Cork
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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
But he seems to eat it all himself! Fredrik


hahaha nice one Fredrik
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by joe90
'There's someone for every one, and Tommy's love was Becky...' La la la.

I wouldn't sleep with him that's for sure.
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by Diode100
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Originally posted by MichaelC:
This really stretches the realms of possibility. So I have a theory. This is the ultimate spin story to deflect attention from the woes of the NHS.


You're probably right, but just imagine how much taxpayers money they had to pay her to compensate for the everlasting slur on her family name, the woman who slept with John Prescott.
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
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Originally posted by jcs_smith:
Who the hell would want to sleep with John Prescott.


Not me.
He snores like an hippo.
Posted on: 26 April 2006 by Stephen B
How do you know what a hippo snores like?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by jcs_smith
And how do you know he snores like one?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Rasher
Yeah..
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Roy T
These two quotes say it all.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Bruce Woodhouse
Let us turn this around. Have you seen who he married? I can possibly see why he strayed!
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
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Originally posted by Stephen B:
How do you know what a hippo snores like?


Just a suspect




Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Polarbear
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Originally posted by jcs_smith:
Who the hell would want to sleep with John Prescott. She's 25 year younger than him as well. Is she insane, blind, stupid and deaf? What is wrong with the woman ?


Ah but he has money!