TOTP

Posted by: Alex S. on 23 November 2001

I have just endured one of the worst ten minutes of my life.

Destiny's Child - these lovely girls should not open their mouths, not to sing anyway.

Paul 'I've just been badly pieced together after an horrendous accident' Muckartney drawling some one-liner about freedom, for ever it seemed.

Blue. . . at that point I discovered, as if enlightened, my true vocation: boyband stalker and when found, axe murderer.

I'm off for garyi roast tatties, a squash of some sort and a big slab of roast belly of pork! (And a French bean). If you don't hear from me again its either because I had a heart attack or because I was arrested.

Alex

Posted on: 23 November 2001 by Not For Me

Yeah,

No Kylie !

No Dandy Warhols !

No Iio !

Boyband hell.

David

Posted on: 23 November 2001 by Hammerhead

My girlfriends hairdresser is the mum of one the members of Blue. Get's to hear about them each time she goes in. Still, shoudln't worry too much Alex, they'll have dis'banded' 6 months from now.

As for Kylie, phew!, my tatties are roasting!

Sweet dreams,

Steve

Posted on: 24 November 2001 by Alex S.

Disbanded or dismembered, the race is on. Now what's the address of that hairdresser. . .?

Alex

Posted on: 24 November 2001 by Milan

Alex,

Need some help. I'm good with an axe!!

Milan

Posted on: 27 November 2001 by Alex S.

Of course I'm past it, that's why I prefer the mute version of TOTP but please don't infer that I might ever have enjoyed 'classic' TOTP, far worse of course.

Alex

PS. Paul, have you seen the film Brazil? Sadly, that face lift reminds me of it.