Argggghhh!!!!
Posted by: Voltaire on 25 December 2009
I was just thinking what a stress free Xmas day I have had when my sister just came busting in my door to get me to help my black lab 'Dylan' who had swallowed a sewing needle!
Having put my hand down his throat and forced him to throw up his turkey dinner all over my D & G crushed velvet trousers and leaving my hand a bleeding mess from his gnashing teeth, my family decide to tell me that he may have dropped the needle outside in the tall, dark grass where he had just been for a pee!
Xmas = family drama and you just can't escape it.
Having put my hand down his throat and forced him to throw up his turkey dinner all over my D & G crushed velvet trousers and leaving my hand a bleeding mess from his gnashing teeth, my family decide to tell me that he may have dropped the needle outside in the tall, dark grass where he had just been for a pee!
Xmas = family drama and you just can't escape it.
quote:Originally posted by Lontano:
That is some story.
Maybe I should try writing non-fiction?
My poor little Dylan is sprawled on the floor giving me that 'why did you shove your fist down my throat look'
Anyone wearing D&G crushed velvet trousers deserves everything they get in IMO 
Just wait for the knock on the door from the fashion police 
Dylan wont save you...
Dylan wont save you...
I am quite amazed at the brazen outpouring of jealousy regarding my very expensive trousers (which my family 'lovingly' refer to as my 'Florida leisure pants').