A Joke?
A man goes into the doctors to pick up his wifes test results. Telling the receptionist his wifes name was Smith, she replied with horror
"Oh no I have results for two Mrs Smiths, one of which is bad news the other is terrible news"
Concerned Mr Smith asks what the bad news is.
One Mrs smith has Alzheimers the other has AIDS.
Oh no says Mr Smith what should I do?
Well, says the receptionist, my advice would be to drop your wife off in town, if she makes it home then don't s**g her.