Insults – with no artistic merit but were deserved

Posted by: Stuart M on 26 May 2007

Was recently in NYC and someone asked me:-

Bitch - “That’s not a real English accent is it”,
Me - “Yes, I’m from London”
Bitch “No, it’s fake”
Me “Well I was born in Wales”
Bitch – “Liar”
Me – show passport
Bitch – “I should have known from your teeth”
Me – “At least my teeth can be fixed unlike your face and attitude”
Bitch – Open mouthed, while I walked away

P.S. My teeth are fine
Posted on: 27 May 2007 by Malky
Wow, female dogs can talk in New York. Impressive.
Posted on: 27 May 2007 by JonR
Stuart, you were lucky.

At least she didn't tell you to fuck off.
Posted on: 27 May 2007 by Alan Paterson
Been to New York only once (last year). Some of the most downright ignorant people i have ever met reside there. Only one person stands out as having any manners what so ever and she was a waitress serving the best pizza i have ever eaten.

Anyone ever in Manhattan make sure you go to Big Nick's Diner.
Posted on: 27 May 2007 by Alan Paterson
By the way i am hoping to go back next year Smile
Posted on: 28 May 2007 by fidelio
you scots are real masochists (sorry to overgeneralize so, i know it's the root of all evil). i recall twenty years ago spending a week in nyc w/ my then-fiancee. for the first three days we talked of nothing but schemes to move there; the rest of the week was spent desperatelty trying to get out. nowhere else like it, really. and the pizza is pretty good, but if you want REAL pizza, go over to jersey. i had a girlfriend who used to put a slice in her luggage back to l.a.

anyway, this thread won't really work as adam will have to shut it down as soon as it gets good.

but my entry is from the pizza-smuggling girlfriend, who told me (if you knew any people from n.j., it would make pefect sense):

"you deserve happiness, but just not with me."

cheers