An awful joke

Posted by: Martin Payne on 26 January 2006

I've just been reading this SciAm special edition, when someone passed this joke around at work.

It made me chuckle, anyway, although I'm not sure anyone else in my team even got it.

cheers, Martin


quote:
There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he
doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist
to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no
clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come
to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them
or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he
exclaims, 'I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.
Posted on: 26 January 2006 by Earwicker
I like it!
Posted on: 26 January 2006 by HTK
Excellent.
Posted on: 26 January 2006 by Stephen B
Confused
Posted on: 26 January 2006 by vln
Brilliant.

I'm a biologist, and I work in an institute with mostly physicists and mathematicians...



Samuel
Posted on: 26 January 2006 by Earwicker
.. further very funny awfulness...
Posted on: 26 January 2006 by bazz
I heard something vaguely similar to Martins joke many years ago.

An engineer, a mathemetician and an economist were stranded in the desert with nothing but a can of beans, a tin plate and a box of matches.

They lit a fire and sat around it, wondering how to get the beans out of the can.

The engineer said "I've got it, if we hold the can over the fire long enough it will burst and the beans will spill out"

The mathemetician said, "Yes, and if the hold it at precisely this angle, the beans will land on the plate."

The economist said "Lets assume we've got a can opener."


Oh well.