"So This Is Christmas!"

The 'Joint in Tension' aspect seems highly interesting Our Fredders dunnit! and thanks for those lovely drawings which I trust you drew yourself John? Once again I'll state my reason (for the last time actually) to give Our Deano his 5 seconds of recognition, it's (apology) there to prevent myself being barred from this forum as is the wish seemingly of many people, as to continue their own Oh so boring agenda's without Berlin Fritz getting into their little (multi-virtual personality lives). Unlike him (Deano), I have (on this only thread of mine, which is for a reason) on occassion tried to near the edge of what is allowed and what isn't on here (that's not to say deliberately pushing Our Adam's patience either) just to post what I would deem acceptable and hopefully he too, though often pushed otherwise by others with nothing seemingly better to do than to whinge for the sake of it?

Talking Of Parry, (who's silence is most enjoyable I must say) I recall his bullshit when I referred to PC Trevor Lock of the DPG (my memory is Cosmic Chaps, don't forget it). Without going into it all again, when the storming by the SAS of the Iranian Embassy in London was over, Lock's kids and wife were hounded both at work and school, the gutter press (30 years back remember) printed gutrot subliminally proposing that he was in some way a coward as he hadn't drawn his concealed weapon. Paint was thrown at their house and windows broken (Dagenham: and they eventually were hounded out, he nearly having a nervous breakdown in the process. I bring this up again as I find it relevant to the posts on the Surrey Murder thread re the present (still uncharged suspect) getting a so-called fair trial in the UK. The point here is, when and if he's released without charge his life is ruined anyway, as was that of a highly trained & experienced police Officer doing his job all those years ago absolutely to the letter. I feel it's more a case of associating it with the fact that they'd interviewed Huntley embarrassingly before he was ever nabbed and they don't want it to happen again! (Wrong priorities somehow I feel).


Regards,


Fritz Von I am slightly at a loss to see which planet some of you Chaps live on sometimes, but there again, I'm not really*


N.B. Fredders, that's a very good idea from Beano John, you could make a mint chatting about HiFi and stuff in writing, and going by the audience on here, it's almost a cert my Son*

Bridges are much more fun to blow up though, just ask Our Major Partly-Manly DSO*

P.S. What's the odds on this Chap, if releaased uncharged 'very soon' be re-arrested on some other stupid unrelated crap to minimise Police bad publicity, who remembers Forrest Gate then Chaps? Non of you naturally, but you will do when the Compensation Claim comes to Court, Oh Yes*

I smell Reid in all of this, much to the Police's suffrage & reputation*


Two Lord Blairs what a larf that's gonna be*

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Fredrik,

Firstly; top Post enjoyed reading it!

Secondly; have you ever considered freelance writing as an alternative career, or even just supplementing your income by writing?
The reason I ask is that this morning and totally out of the blue, a complimentary magazine called HIFICRITIC landed on our doormat. This brand new publication has no adverts at all so it�s funded entirely by subscription only, now given your natural wordsmith; I reckon you'd make a good, unbiased, equipment and music reviewer.

http://www.hificritic.co.uk/

Fritz,

Nowt wrong with that cartoon, except I think you should have coloured it in.
Beano

But Beano! me old Pork Pie with lashings of Colman's, then we would never have been able to see such a clear starry starry night, painting our palette grey and grey.

Taken with Ilford 400 B&W (Leica Brownie Weflex)

But now I understand (I fink?) what yew tried t'say to me, and how you suffered for your sanity, innit+

So Now they've arrested an er, 'Punter' in Suffolk, though when you think that an average of er, 6-800 punters a week serviced by some er, 150 gels, they'd have to get one one day, innit. Is he a Judge though, or a Copper, or a Freemason (or all three?), do Coppers still pay bungs (taxpayers dosh) to snouts then? or indeed highly moral er, media Johnnies paying er, beer money for a story?


Fritz Von Surely in such an important case like this (Reid's job's on the line don't forget) nobody in their right minds would actually take er, money?


It Just wouldn't be right would it? not now with the minimum wage and sure jobs at the local junk food outlet to whisk them out of poverty (sorry relative poverty) and all.*


I apologise naturally to all of those in advance that may be insulted by this terrible image portrayed by me here of England 2006, and in winter too*


If yer over 85 though, yer can have a free telly licence*

quote:

Originally posted by Roy T:
Frfeshly milled black pepper on strawburys is worth a try as as are a few drops of tabasco sauce hidden within good quality strawbury ice cream.

It's always nice to see a Millwall Supporter airing his views on here I feel, innit Chaps*


Regards,



Fritz Von I had that Lord Archer in the back of my cab once! Swore he was only after an early edition paper when he was nicked for curb crawlin that time long afore, I ain't sayin nuffin though John, you know me Squire!*

Beefy always said that Shredded Wheat makes for a Healthy Heart, so with pure butter too it must be even more betterer, innit!

Another Prime example of Parry-esque greed at the expense of the Nation. I knew Hog Hill well as a fit young thing, always a real pig to run up of a Sunday Moaning with a hangover*


Fritz Von Hainult Forest for those that don't know, on the outskirts of Havering.

P.S. Aplogies once again for forgetting that above clip is from the current issue of er, Private Eye Magazine available at all good bookstores and papershops, as well as on occassion WH Smug too?*


Deano Old Chop! 200+ clicks on this thread this moaning alone, what have I done wrong I ask you? I'd have expected far more than that, innit*

When Alexander Haig famously uttered those immortal words "I'm in Charge", I couldn't help but think that they would be used again one day in another situation of Worldwide impotence. Yes The British Home Secretary (Present one at least) Dr John Boy Reid, must be thinking to himself "Cripes! the whole bloody world is watching Suffolk Police investigating the Murders of the Century 24/7 and Our Chaps are looking daft, which will all reflect badly on ME ME ME and spoil my PM chances, innit*


Fritz Von More make up on the CSI Chap on the left Jean Darling will you please!


You couldnee make it up!


Rouge Dear Rouge!

Now I understand why you prefer mono!

I assume you are referring to Our Fredders Bazza?

I wonder if anybody on here can remember the excellent comedy sketch involving the brilliant Alexi Sayle dressed as a Motor-Sickle Cop then? It's about 15+ years old and he's standing in the middle of bloody nowhere (Lake District/Cumbria I think?) and stops a lone passing car which he reckons has gone slightly over to the right side of a totally empty road across treeless countryside. After doing his little sarcastic (I'm a Copper in Charge) dance etc, etc, skipping over the dotted line to show the middle of the road, he realises after seeing the drivers ID that all inside the Jag are Senior Detectives, on duty. Jennifer Saunder's face is a picture indeed to behold, and my point here being the Wannabbee Culture that Sayle invokes in respect of wanting to help them in any way he possibly can.



Fritz Von He foresaw PCSO's light years ahead of everybody else it seems*


Shirts! Where it is?



Good Gwief Sir*

I think that's from the Comic Strip film called the 'Supergrass' Fritz

quote:

Originally posted by Fisbey:
I think that's from the Comic Strip film called the 'Supergrass' Fritz

It's actuially on video Our Fuzzer, cos I've got it here me old Thesbian*

Regards,


Fritz Von It could well be on the telly at the weekend in New Zealand actually, as a Christmas Special?

Pedant

quote:

Originally posted by Fisbey:
Pedant

Not all of them walk John, some have bikes!

quote:

I assume you are referring to Our Fredders Bazza?

I am, finally being able to see Fredrik's speaker placement, complete with table and lamp between them, it becomes obvious why he thinks mono is better than stereo.


apologies for the "fred" hi-jack...*

quote:

Originally posted by Basil:

quote:

I assume you are referring to Our Fredders Bazza?

I am, finally being able to see Fredrik's speaker placement, complete with table and lamp between them, it becomes obvious why he thinks mono is better than stereo.


apologies for the "fred" hi-jack...*

No sweat naturally Dave, being a London Born Young European I always respect common courtesy John.

Regards,


Fritz Von Though I expect if I were a Common Kiwi your aplogy would most likely be simply brushed aside as being totally meaningless and insincere I'm afraid*

Miss Sutton obviously wasn't up to much as a Maths teacher then Our Kevin, innit!


Regards,


Fritz Von Why on Earth is Sky News plugging the 10 year old Arnie Christmas Flop Now at this minute, as a er, 10 Year old er, Arnie Christmas Flop????


The mind Boggles, it really does Chaps*

Mind You it's also estimated that there are well over a million illegal weapons floating about in the Philippines at present (many home made) too, so you'd think Our Acad could have a word on the side like he does with those agressive drivers and snakes in the pool before sunrise and stuff really wouldn't you?

(Source: BBC 24: 19.12.06.)

quote:

Originally posted by scottyhammer:
to let berlin fritz have hes very own forum !
maybe we could call it the fritz cell or something.
merry xmas fritz, "loony tunes"

Unfortunately about as likely as Our Mick buying a round of drinks with his own money me Old Essex Nosher*

Regards,

Fritz Von Though I'm sure I could be tempted with the right Salary & Executive washroom key John, innit*


Goodnight*

They'll be bloody well apologising for slavery next!

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

Unfortunately about as likely as Our Mick buying a round of drinks with his own money me Old Essex Nosher*

In his youf Mick Parry would do anything to avoid buying a round at the golf club.

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Miss Sutton obviously wasn't up to much as a Maths teacher then Our Kevin, innit!

Fritz Von So where's "Guilty Pleasures 3: then?


A round of what though, Our Acaddy?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

A round of what though, Our Acaddy?

Indeed. It makes one wonder! Is that our Andy in hot persuit do you think?

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

A round of what though, Our Acaddy?

Indeed. It makes one wonder! Is that our Andy in hot persuit do you think?

I can't really imagine him wearing red Our Acad, I always had him down as more of a greenie jobbie*


Fritz Von Did you know that of the 15,000+ young girls (aged between 12-17) who are subject to providing sexual services in Kenya's tourist hotspots today (without condoms naturally) 50% of their punters are from rich European Countries such as Switzerland, Italy, and Germany*


You'd think that the Vatican would warn them really wouldn't you?

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:

quote:

Originally posted by Chillkram:
Acad, you scamp!

Hi-5 is on the box in the UK - channel 5 between 6.50-7.20 (your wife would wonder what you are doing watching it but you have children don't you? ) Sit them down to watch it even they dont want to get up so early. A guilty pleasure indeed!

A bloke I used to know Our Acad literally flew home from the City of an evening to catch The Magic Roundabout with his young kids (as did most of London at the time), though he did confide to me one evening after a few pints of Strongbow or ten, that he was rather cute on Ermintrude, and that I shouldn't tell anybody less they thought him rather strange?

Fritz Von He was an Essex lad so nobody really thought twice about it anyhow*

"Just look at the Ertha's on that!" he used to slur; slobberingly*



Silly Old Moo:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

You'd think that the Vatican would warn them really wouldn't you?

The girls or the punters? Lots of Swiss and German pervs in the Philippines too. Most of the pervs here are American with Japanese a close second. Lock em up and throw away the key says I. In the Lonely Planet guide to the Philippines it says that the police are so corrupt they can be paid to let offenders go after arrest - I wrote to Lonely Planet asking them to get rid of this information as it could attract more pervs to the country and I got no reply. I then wrote to the Philippine embassy in the UK and Australia and the British embassy in Manila requesting they bring pressure to bare on Lonely Planet to remove the offending article together with reports on one town which they said was the centre for underage sex but I didnt even get so much of a reply and none of the offending references have been removed in the latest guide. Its an effing scandal.

Perhaps you should write to Lybia's Oh Great One instead John?

Regards,

Fritz Von "Oh what a beautiful moaning, Oh what a beautiful Day *** innit*

Porkers, Silly Moo's, what's next then Right Old Dogs?


Fritz Von I ain't sighing nuffink*

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As is exceeding your overdraft facilities.

You are taking funds that you do not have...
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Just taken from another planet regarding 'illegal Banking practices' which in all honesty I think be must awarded Total Plonker² of the Quarter to (with Honours)*


Fritz Von Absolutely Mind-Boggling, I'm Speechless*



Goodnight*