"So This Is Christmas!"

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 17 December 2006

Rather Brilliant I thought Chaps!



Wholehearted and unreserved apologies to any Palestinians, Arabs, or indeed other Christians on this forum who may in some way be offended by above cartoon*


Fritz Von And for any sweet-lipped purists amongs't our tightknit virtual brethren who wish to scuttle along whingeing to Admin for whatever imaginary reason they may have concocted, (or indeed what God told them to do!) please feel free to do so (as per always).


May your God go with you my Sons, & Daughters naturally:*



innit.
Posted on: 19 December 2006 by u5227470736789439
[Wildly behind the times alert! Smiley].

Dear Fritz,

Those joint drawings and the schematic were indeed my work, painstakingly done in Paint! I have a track-ball mouse, which is much easier to control where real precision is needed. I also have some more files in the same sort of line of the circuits in my A-level Electronics work if you are interested! They are rather good! Nice little amplification circuits to control and power motors on the basis of computer outputs and so on. Not particularly complicated, but nice, elegant ideas, which worked well inpractice...

I have had a non-day today, after a definately alpha-plus evening last night!

Kindest regards from Fredrik

[PS: Basil, you have a Mono email]!
Posted on: 19 December 2006 by Phil Barry
I find both the cartoon and the accompanying 'apology' offensive.

Remember, if there were 3 wise men, they travelled to do homage to a future king of the Jews, who at the least would restore freedom to a people oppressed by a dissolute royal house supporte by the Roman empire.

The cartoon bashes Israel gratuitously - which is a shame, given the many good reasons for criticizing Israel.

Philip Barry
Posted on: 19 December 2006 by Haim Ronen
quote:
Originally posted by Phil Barry:
I find both the cartoon and the accompanying 'apology' offensive.

Remember, if there were 3 wise men, they travelled to do homage to a future king of the Jews, who at the least would restore freedom to a people oppressed by a dissolute royal house supporte by the Roman empire.

The cartoon bashes Israel gratuitously - which is a shame, given the many good reasons for criticizing Israel.

Philip Barry


Phillip,

I guess our Fritzi is really into the holidays spirit.

On top of providing us with an ugly political (at best) cartoon, he finds the need to apologize to 'any Palestinians, Arabs or indeed other Christians on this forum'.

In his brilliance he is not even aware of whom he is insulting.

Haim
Posted on: 19 December 2006 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Once again I'll state my reason (for the last time actually) to give Our Deano his 5 seconds of recognition, it's (apology) there to prevent myself being barred from this forum...

...Unlike him (Deano), I have (on this only thread of mine, which is for a reason) on occassion tried to near the edge of what is allowed and what isn't on here (that's not to say deliberately pushing Our Adam's patience either)


Phil

Fritz's "apology" is, by his own admission, there only to serve his own needs. He also states very clearly that he likes to troll for reactions from time to time.

I value your remarks about the cartoon. I hadn't seen the cartoon in that light and these kinds of observations are what drew me to this forum in the first place.

I expect that Fritz will not enter into a discussion though. He does little other than insult those who contend with him.

Deane
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Rather Brilliant I thought Chaps!



I repeat, one of the finest cartoons I've seen in years*

P.S. I was pretty surprised with your A Level Electronics history Our Fredders, I didn't know that such a thing existed? I'm pretty sure if it had been possible to do in my old 6th Form, quite a few Chaps would be following quite different careers these days, (including myself possibly too) instead of most of them being highly paid, er Consultants like Our Mick.*



Don't you just love Saudi Arabia's arrogance! (They're absolutely despised & hated by the majority of other Arab Nations by the way for your information: (Taken personally from Arabs, and not Brits earning a fortune in Dubai).

Fritz Von And not from the Brave Danish Press either*


Did you know that different Ethnic groups around the world actually respond and react to 'Pain' quite differently?

N.B. Though as an afterthought Our Fredders, I expect cost was a factor too? I did Art & English Lit, and the Art being some 18 hours long if I recall correctly? A sub paper of 3 hours, and a main of 15, broken down into five 3 hour segments, and I couldn't use oils because of the practicalities of it not drying in time. I suppose I could have used Acrylic which dries quicker, and at my own cost too, but I used water colour in the end, which as you probably well know is a totally different ballgame entirely, innit *
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I suppose that if I blamed the Yanks that I know personally for Bush's policies, they'd be pretty pissed off (or pissed as they say). Therefore I wonder if Jews/Arabs with non Israeli Passports can vote there, if they are indeed originally from there family-wise in the first place that is? I know only three Jews here barring the Messianic one, who all have German/EU Nationailty and not Israeli, and have never thought to ask them if they can actually vote there?


Fritz Von perhaps somebody who's interested knows, it being like the current Germany one of the most Democratic Countries in the World?
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Perhaps Our Andy could possibly elabourate on the difference between an 'uncharged' man being held in custody on 'suspicion of murdering 5 women' and Mr So and So is 'helping police with their inquiires in connection with the murder of 5 women'? or is this just er, once again Media bullshit, giving up to now an innoccent man even more shit to contend with in the future if released totally without charge?



Fritz Von I note the cops have banned the Sky Copter then!



Does D&A prove only that D&A was in that place at one time previously/currently (but not when and for how long?)

P.S. This is just a general question Our Andy and has nothing whatso'ever to do with any similar current ongoing cases around the world, lest some twat may complain, cos as we know "There's always One John, isn't There"

I wonder if a French tourist driving around London in January with his Winter Tyres still on, will get busted by a local Bullshy unelected Council Official or PCSO? for buggering up Britain's wonderful tarmac (One for Mr Toy I feel) Go on Our Steve you know the score Son don't you Chief!
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Watch it Live at Peter Noon Chaps, Dinnie Forget Noo*

Fritz Von "And does the Prime Minister really believe that by pulling the plug on Mr Berlin Fritz, British Democracy will in any way be better off?"


"ORDER ORDER ODOUR! I really must insist that the right Honourable Gentleman desist in his current heckling and shouting in the Chamber whils't the Leader of the Opposition is speaking, ORDER ORDER! I'm afraid the Right Honourable Member for Swindon Saaf must leave the Chamber immediately, or I'll have no other alternative but to have him physically removed by the Chaps in tights, innit"


"Sod the lot of you! I'm off to the Bar"

"That'll cost him said a voice from behind"



I ain't sayin nuffin Jack!

Great News for the Neo Cons around the World: Most unfortunate in my view that this geezer decided to abuse the Islamic Religion in this way, as it'll be used as 'PROOF' for every nutter on the block once again. If he'd dressed as a Monk for instance things would be different I expect. To make it clear here, I'm not referring to the fact that he's a criminal and most likely an evil bastard using his wits to escape, but the means by which he did it! Can we imagine if Oklamhoma (Shhh don't mention Oklamhoma it never happenned) had been perpetrated by Muslim/Black/Asian though still Decorated Gulf War Heros, would 9/11 still have occurred I wonder? or would in fact as a result of wisespread US unrest far more such incidents have resulted?

Just a thought, Yo have a Nice Day now Y'hear Chaps*
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Earwicker
Is 10685 posts a forum record?
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Earwicker:
Is 10685 posts a forum record?


Probably not Get's on Yer! but I suspect the amount of times that you've personally posted on Fritz's Only current thread (and continually whinged about it), barring Mr P that is, warrants a record in High Forum Hypocrisy in itself I reckon John!


Regards,


Fritz Von And Well Done! with the Kiwi coming in a close third too I shouldn't wonder?


P.S. Plus a Special thanks and Happy Christmas naturally to all of those that do on occassion take the time to add some quality to my virtual contributions, innit* (Wether they be critical or even more positively critical, that's what it's all abaat afterall innit Chaps).



Goodnight, Brrrp*


Stephenson's Racket comes to mind for some reason?
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Earwicker
Heh, aye, I can take a criticism! Winker

Merry Christmas, by the way!

...Asterisks, John, innit, gets on yer, nuffink ** etc etc
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Rather Brilliant I thought Chaps!



I repeat, one of the finest cartoons I've seen in years*



Ditto
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by andy c
Fritz,
w/out knowing the specifics, I'd suggest the former is akin to being in police detention, where the latter is volutarily attending the station?!? (re your 'helping police with their enqs' question?)

Have a good yuletide, dude.
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by Phil Barry:

[QUOTE] I find both the cartoon and the accompanying 'apology' offensive.


I am more offended by Israel's record of bombing innocent civilians myself. Given recent history we could easily imagine Israel bombing the three wise men and bombing the stable with an American supplied bunker buster blowing the infant to smithereens and shooting his mother in the back. Insofar as the US supports Israel to the tune of £15million each and every day (40% of the US overseas aid budget and given so that Israel can use it to buy arms from Cheney Industries Inc. er I mean America)each and every American tax payer is complicit in the murder of thousands of innocent Palestinians and Lebenese (as they are complicit in the murders of 650,000 people in iraq)

quote:
Remember, if there were 3 wise men, they travelled to do homage to a future king of the Jews, who at the least would restore freedom to a people oppressed by a dissolute royal house supporte by the Roman empire.


Yes, IF there were three wise men..and what is the evidence or indeed reasoning to support your claim that Jesus would have restored freedom to an oppressed people 'at least' and that the three wise men knew of this when they came to do homage?

quote:
given the many good reasons for criticizing Israel.


Yes indeed.

I look forward to your answers as does deano who joined this ere forum to appreciate thinking er I mean observations like yours. Winker
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,
w/out knowing the specifics, I'd suggest the former is akin to being in police detention, where the latter is volutarily attending the station?!? (re your 'helping police with their enqs' question?)

Have a good yuletide, dude.



Are you saying then that if the latter gets pissed off with the way things are going he/she can just walk out of the cop shop? and that the former in (detention) is being under police arrest (without charge of any kind) for up to 90 hours pending magisterial extension?


Regards,


Fritz Von Are Magistrates in the UK still unpaid lay members of the Public with no legal qualifications or experience whatso'ever, or have things changed now John?

Surely specifics are irrelevant, you either in one situ boy, or you're in the other?


P.S. Acad Old Son, I hope you don't get into trouble on here for saying all that stuff about stuff and all that my Son, it might not be er, allowed?

N.B. Did you know that er, Ealing is one of (if not the) the most expensive places in Britain to live? I know this as my Mother visits friends there regularly, innit*
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Bloody Global Warming Eh Chaps, this looks like a job for Mr Holmes I tink, elementary, innit!

Fritz Von I'm still pretty interested in seeing what those Scum in Manchester get sentenced to in the moaning, lest we forget?*


Emmy Lou's Harris was always quite attractive I thought!

quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
Mariette Hartley



Oooooohhh....


Serious touch of Peel there John if I'm not misstooken!
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Unlike the new cover of the latest Private Eye Magazine (on Sale Now, well tomorrow anyway) which I find incredibly amusing I must say; today's front page of Murdoch's Currant Bun is horrendous, mindlessly tasteless, and Primitive in the extreme and I'll really not be surprised in any way at all at all, if nobody mentions it whatso'ever,innit*


Fritz Von Well! Nothing new there then Chops, issit*

Britain's biggest selling Daily Filth, purchased by many millions of hard gawping folk I may add*
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
N.B. Did you know that er, Ealing is one of (if not the) the most expensive places in Britain to live? I know this as my Mother visits friends there regularly, innit*


Yes I did. My dad had the opportunity to buy a house there in the early seventies for the same money as one in Southall 3 miles away.

He decided to stay in Southall and when he sold the house in the mid nineties the house fetched about half of what the one in Ealing was worth.

Like most Southall boys I spent most of my leisure time in Ealing as well. No wonder we were always skint!

Happy Christmas Fritz and thanks for all the informative comment and entertainment in 2006.

Mike/John
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Cheers John, Cheque's in the post as per always (who won that bet then I wonder?). I used to go Eeling in Barking Creek too, but that was different, and believe it or not there's actually a Chinese Gaff near here (that's currently being decorated, not Away Day Gold either) namely, E-Ling & Tu-Long, you couldn't make it up could you Squire!

Regards,


Fritz Von I was always a Barbara Eden fan as a nipper mesen*

P.S. Did you see today's front page of the Sun & what did you think of it? Would Go down well in Wellington I thought, they like a larf or two*

N.B. I suppose that those that agree with the analysis given by both Beefy and Ray Illingsworth, etc, regarding England's pathetic recent Ashes performance due to the fact that they simply didn't give it their very best (even if they happen to lose as a result) because they basically hadn't trained and had enough serious practice for such high power er, cricket, will consisder all future rantin & raging purely academic wishfull thinking, with no actual relevance to er, winning the Ashes in the er, real world.

Makes Sense really, Dunnit Chaps*

Good Betting though, innit*
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


It's all in your Soaraway Sun Chaps!


Fritz Von I have it on reasonably good authority that Ealing actually sports a rather decent branch of Felix Potin especially designed for the modern & discerning French tourist who sometimes passes through that Broad Way and possibly feels homesick for some nice nosebag, innit!

En I'l revient***

quote:
Originally posted by Chillkram:
Like most Southall boys I spent most of my leisure time in Ealing as well. No wonder we were always skint!
Mike/John


So it wasn't just me that got beaten up and robbed then Son!


Nice to see Jo90's found a new joke!
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chillkram:
Like most Southall boys I spent most of my leisure time in Ealing as well. No wonder we were always skint!
Mike/John


So it wasn't just me that got beaten up and robbed then Son!

[QUOTE]

Funny you should say that, but straying out of Southall with my mates, who were all asian, was a risky business in the seventies and early eighties and we often got beaten up by skinheads because we were together.
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by andy c
quote:
Are you saying then that if the latter gets pissed off with the way things are going he/she can just walk out of the cop shop? and that the former in (detention) is being under police arrest (without charge of any kind) for up to 90 hours pending magisterial extension?



96 hrs, but other than that, er, yup. Frown
36 hours, then magistrates extn, tho.
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by acad tsunami
I bet you never had this trouble our Fritz
Posted on: 20 December 2006 by acad tsunami
At least some are properly dressed!