Telephone Seat

Posted by: Diccus62 on 11 January 2007

For Sale

Telephone seat, mahogany with storage door and cream cushion, beautiful design and in showroom condition.......... £50

Just saw this ad in our local paper. Once these things were the height of fashion to have in the back passage (oh err missus). Come on admit it, does anyone on the Forum still own one and if so do you still sit on it to take calls.

Photo is sadly not the one in the ad.

All the Rage in me mother's day.

Diccus

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by acad tsunami

A few of these on the wall always impresses

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

You'll also need simple things like a coat rack

and a Magazine rack

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by Diccus62

quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:

Diccus yesterday

I wish I looked that bloomin good, i've got a cute sinnusitis (don't titter at the back) and a bleedin cold sore and the constitution of a 'lady in decline'.

Hotbeechamslemondiccus

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by Diccus62

quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Diccus gets a new TV

That's me Bike helmet

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

I guess Diccus will want a "hi-fi" as well. Maybe

http://www.st-and.demon.co.uk/Audio/200/221front.jpeg

Armstrong 221

or

Leak Stereo 20 Power Amp

and

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

Diccus being a man of taste and refinement would possibly have one of these as well

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by acad tsunami

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

and this

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

and finally

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by JWM

Apart from the shag and ducks (which have been put in for a laugh by some naughty boys who normally sit at the back of the bus), page 2 of this thread is absolutely GLORIOUS!

It reminds me of some old family friends I visit each year, with their intact classic limegreen '70s kitchen. Wonderful! and I'm being neither sarcastic nor ironic...

I'll just get my coat - off to listen to my John Barry 'themes' LP, with a picture of Roger Moore and Tony Curtis on the front.

(Which classic '70s TV series? - an easy one.)

James

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by acad tsunami

The Persuaders?

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

Guess that means Diccus has one of these in the drive then?

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

Although this always struck me as more "Diccus"

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by acad tsunami

quote:
Originally posted by SteveGa:
Although this always struck me as more "Diccus"

How CRUEL! In 1975 he was arrested and convicted for an act of "gross indecency" with a truck driver in the toilets of Gloucester bus station. His career never recovered

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by BigH47

Although this always struck me as more "Diccus"

I knew his brother wang.

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by acad tsunami

I wonder if anyone on this ere forum has his LP?

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

quote:
Originally posted by Diccus62:
i've got a cute sinnusitis (don't titter at the back) and a bleedin cold sore and the constitution of a 'lady in decline'.

Hotbeechamslemondiccus

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by JWM

The prize Flares go to Acad!

You should see how much these LPs are going for on e-Bay - I'm about to retire on the proceeds...

Remind yourselves of the glorious John Barry Persuaders Theme

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

Having man flu Diccus decides to flick through a few magazines

he considers

before deciding on

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by Rasher

quote:
In 1975 he was arrested and convicted for an act of "gross indecency" with a truck driver in the toilets of Gloucester bus station. His career never recovered

This is of course how Diccus got his name.

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by acad tsunami

Oh dear!

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

You need a holiday Diccus

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

Better start saving

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by SteveGa

Of course the 60's Diccus would have someone different in his shagtastic pad every night

Posted on: 12 January 2007 by Diccus62

Have you lot quite finished............ I think yuzed better pop off and change yer diapers yuzel ave wet them so hard.......... The kids of today.

I'm gannin back to me telephone seat, taking my personal directory out of the little cupboard and dialing me mam.........................

Huffydiccus