USS Maddox:

Tis good innit, and just over er, 40 years ago too Our Beano.



Fritz von Last post at last, just think if the Yanks invaded Iraq with impunity, they ain't gonna think twice about makin Cuba the 52nd State, innit*



Yes, and the 51st being good old Poodle Parlour Land*

The USA Governments Constitution is a figment of the imagination held together with elastic!

Beano

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Well I've just had a read of a document from The National Security Archive, and it beggars belief that they went to such lengths to start a war!


A little excerpt from the document I've been reading.

Change a few of the words in these quotes - perhaps substitute "weapons of mass destruction" for "PT boats" and "torpedoes," and "Baghdad" for "Hanoi" - and the parallels with today become all too apt.

John Prados


Beano

What Document Paul? Don't be so coy. Spill the beans beano.

Ok Erik here's the link, I've had to make it smaller; you might understand the radio transmission guff better than me, but the end result is the same, bloody shocking so it is!

http://tinyurl.com/8brmo

Paul

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Ok Erik here's the link, I've had to make it smaller; you might understand the radio transmission guff better than me, but the end result is the same, bloody shocking so it is!

http://tinyurl.com/8brmo

Paul

B..limey. Shocking indeed. Many words have popped up in relation to this affair that seems to sum up the US. 'Intelligence failure', 'manipulation' and 'sanitized'.

Thanks for the link.

Designed to protect the innocent Wunnit*


Fritz von the C&A had tortured and murdered over 20,000 Vietnamese 'Personally' afore this thing really got orf*

I thought that Stone Age Swindon Man came here from the Moon?* and that LOndoners came from the Sun*

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Ok Erik here's the link, I've had to make it smaller; you might understand the radio transmission guff better than me, but the end result is the same, bloody shocking so it is!

http://tinyurl.com/8brmo

Paul

B..limey. Shocking indeed. Many words have popped up in relation to this affair that seems to sum up the US. 'Intelligence failure', 'manipulation' and 'sanitized'.

Thanks for the link.

AS conformed by half a dozen ex CIA Directors Erik me Old Bean-Counter, there wasn't an Intel failure at all at all, it was all deliberate and very calculated at, er, Presidential level, do we COPY SON ? It was pure power Politics and US expansionism at its dirtiest:

Couldn't happen now though, cos we've got all this open er, media, just look at all the er, open reoirting we're seeing from er, Iraq, Gaza, and er, Lebanon, LOndon Met Police too for that matter.


I watch Arab TV stations often (I've about 30 in all) as with Israeli stuff, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


AS conformed by half a dozen ex CIA Directors Erik me Old Bean-Counter, there wasn't an Intel failure at all at all, it was all deliberate and very calculated at, er, Presidential level, do we COPY SON ?

Fritz me old goggle box watcher,

I meant 'intelligence failure' in the sense of the old grey matter not being up to the job, especially in the Oval Office. Cheers for the info btw - its all jolly interesting.

Erik von 5 channels only and most of its dross

Dutch Luther died recently didn't he Our Erik?



Fritz von What a Day I've had*


Nice to see that Mr P's still wearing his "I see Swindon & English taxpayers profit only" blinkers then, innit* Sharpen up indeed! he's never actually produced anything in his life, only manipulated others work and sweat to his advantage on an unlevel playing field, and if it were actually level he'd've be on the dole most of his er, illustrious'career' to-date, and I'd love to hear his comments then, about scrounging his next meal, How does it feeel**

The Fritz / Parry Mutual Appreciation Society continues apace, I see **^*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Dutch Luther died recently didn't he Our Erik?

..and he was only 54. makes ya fink dunnit?*

Yup

Mavellously unoriginal, God thanks that this place is run by male idiots³


Brrrrrr

Got whiplashed with a lovely lass from Stettin last night, she's just left in fact after a Fritz breakfast special.


Fritz Von Probably best not to bore you all though; though she does like Flensburger Pilsener though as unlike her native Polski beer it's brewed under the German purity law (The Best on Earth by the way, Law that is), who saw Clarkson driving that Swedish beast then, did he shit himself or what?

If there are actually any regular Private Eye readers on this forum other than Moir may I please invite you to enter the 'Paul Foot' Journalism Competition for the best article of the last year (last entries end of this month), wether it be paper, mag, or internet website/Forum? and put forward your best gear (Parry: there's 5 Grand at stake plus 5x A Wunner & a free Piss upü in the Smoke) so it's not for nowt, that'll sort the waiters tip out a C's after yer tripe and mashed swede, innit:



Fritz von I've just unbelievably recieved the most brilliant song (4 MB'S) about the Germans singing about how good the Japs are? Can be got from yours truly at graham.ricketts@arcor.de for the next 24 hours, then it's gawn*


Best Party music on Naim Kit; loud of all time just about, Honnist: Be Original, Play a Fritz Tonight and annoy yer kids big style*

Here's one for Our Tarquin*

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad
news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued
and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?" "No, sweetheart," she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says. "One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and
MasterCard this month?" he asks. "Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either." Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?" Abe answers,

"They'll find us KId!"


I warn you in advance that some may find this next sketch racially offensive and I apologise up front, I must admit I've just recieved it myself from a good friend and she herself said it's on the borderline in her opinion too, (though I take responsibility for forwarding it here), Adam may deal with it how he see's fit naturally, but I just emphasise up front it's about the context being made more widely known in my opinion rather than the 'humour' in itself innit:

The Rat

A man walked into a curio shop in Sydney. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the
bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner. The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back." As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and
sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a
couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing. He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbour as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into thewater after it, and were drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back !" "Actually no,"said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Aboriginal statue over there."

Innit:

Just read some 'rivetting sturf' on the old Pink Salmon Show with old 7 UP boring everybody to death with the same old hidden agenda rhetoric. Personally I'm surprsied he hasn't been banned by now, I mean at least Our Mick talks square bollocks³ in plain English, innit*


I ain't sayin nowt Our Andy*


Glad that C*** got 40 though, I suspect the taxpayer'll be forgetting to feed him rather soon, only a rumour mind*


SCUM³


The Chief worried himself sick last night that I call too many folks KID, I can'T possibly fathom why? far too deep for me wunnit, must've been the POlish Lady and her antiques?



ANNE LESLEY IS A FUCKING GOOD JOURNALIST & HAS A BRILLIANT (Sorry very FINE) MIND, innit,


Fritz, well done Our Anne*

Fredders you old Lush You ! As you well know I'm light years ahead of you on certain matters, and you're far ahead of me on others too, the question is?


Shit, I totally forgot what I was gong to ask you John!



Regards,



Jeremy, I mean er, Fritz

Reminded by the other er, interesting thread³. A Geezer came up to me a few days afore whils't I took some air and asked me where the Egyptian Musueum was (which 2 years ago was next to my present Gaff/Drum). The Bloke was livid after I told him it was some ten miles away (had moved) and that his Sat-Nav (in his toppo the renge spanking brand new black Merc told him otherwise. When he sussed my accent and tone (which was neutrally professional though amused) he wound his neck up yet another gear (to which I naturally obliged) and sent him to Spandau, which is in the opposite direction.

Luvvly Missus though, I bet Out Tarquers wouldn't have minded givvin er one when e was single, innit*

They do like a bit of rough, or so I'm told?

quote:

Originally posted by scottyhammer:
guys, some more useless information for you all,
i used to be a steeplejack and have painted all four stacks several times and on a windy day its not a lot of fun being blown around in a bosuns chair BUT i must say i for one quite like the old girl and i think im right in saying that it is a listed building. one of the unusual and useful things about this building is the fact that its used as a landmark by pilots coming into heathrow airport. one pilot was heard to say to air traffic control "pigs do actually fly" - ( animals / pink floyd promotion shoot ) when the pig baloon broke free from its moorings between the stacks!!
i can assure you all that it is also a stunning view of london from the top of one of those stacks and maybe they could build an observation point for tourists when completed.
( just an idea )
regards, scotty

You have my total respect John*


Regards,



Fritz von Done a few high fliers mesen though without the toshin:

quote:

Just read some 'rivetting sturf' on the old Pink Salmon Show

Fritzyoo - were you struggling for summat to do?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Just read some 'rivetting sturf' on the old Pink Salmon Show with old 7 UP boring everybody to death with the same old hidden agenda rhetoric.

Poor chap, so much wishful thinking, 'us and them' mentality and years and years of nothing but biased, paranoid propaganda to obsess about and he's none too bright either. What is this pink salmon show our Fritz?

This might be what's known as the pink salmon show?

http://www.pinkfishmedia.net/forum/

Beano

Yep, that's the one.

It's Fritzy's second favourite forum, after this one of course!

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
This might be what's known as the pink salmon show?

http://www.pinkfishmedia.net/forum/

Beano

LOL - a few familiar names there.