Burning Tyres:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 26 July 2006
When one recalls South Africa's earlier township penchant for necklace killings, and not to forget Saddam's son's patent human meat grinder (Live with an audience of course) it makes one ponder upon the mind on occassion.
Fritz von Bomb a whole fucking City full of civilians though, and although the rest of the er, 'civilised' world call for an immediate ceasefire, USA & Poodle Boy don't*
G'Day*
Bush & Boy's main considerations are, and always have been their own reputations, perhaps some leverage should be put in this direction, only one needs to change, innit (Any Guesses)*
Fritz von Bomb a whole fucking City full of civilians though, and although the rest of the er, 'civilised' world call for an immediate ceasefire, USA & Poodle Boy don't*
G'Day*
Bush & Boy's main considerations are, and always have been their own reputations, perhaps some leverage should be put in this direction, only one needs to change, innit (Any Guesses)*
Posted on: 27 July 2006 by u5227470736789439
More likely Bush than Blair might change.
That is a guess, but Blair will never hurt Bush. Bush does not care, and so would hurt Blair if it suited him to do so, by breaking rank...
Fredrik
That is a guess, but Blair will never hurt Bush. Bush does not care, and so would hurt Blair if it suited him to do so, by breaking rank...
Fredrik
Posted on: 27 July 2006 by Mick P
Fredrik and Frank
Please stay away from this thread, you are hogging the limelight and not letting Fritz get a word in.
Regards
Mick
Please stay away from this thread, you are hogging the limelight and not letting Fritz get a word in.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 27 July 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Mick, Frank, and Fritz,
Thinking of tyres, I had two new ones this week, and it was time for them! The last ones were Michelin, but who needs high-speed tyres on an old Volvo? Unfortunately the 240 has a very old fashioned and strange wheel rim size, which means that the rather tall narrow tyre-type is not cheap like it would be for most reasonable British cars of the period, for example.
On topic and uncontoversial in a world so often off-topic and controversial all at the same time!
Kindest regards to you all, from lime-light hogger, Fredrik.
Thinking of tyres, I had two new ones this week, and it was time for them! The last ones were Michelin, but who needs high-speed tyres on an old Volvo? Unfortunately the 240 has a very old fashioned and strange wheel rim size, which means that the rather tall narrow tyre-type is not cheap like it would be for most reasonable British cars of the period, for example.
On topic and uncontoversial in a world so often off-topic and controversial all at the same time!
Kindest regards to you all, from lime-light hogger, Fredrik.
Posted on: 28 July 2006 by Beano
Now then Fritz Von student of the German Grammar and poster of nous. Hows it gone today?
Have you got any chat up lines for Malado on the how long should I give it thread?
Beano
Have you got any chat up lines for Malado on the how long should I give it thread?
Beano
Posted on: 28 July 2006 by erik scothron
Fritz von Casanova say: 'Grab your coat babe, youv'e pulled'.
Posted on: 28 July 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
Your turn, dear friend.
Did you know that the only musician who used to call Wilhelm Furtwangeler, "My dear boy!" was Sir Thomas Beecham? They were good friends, so not all the greats were 'prima donas!'
ATB from Fredrik
Your turn, dear friend.
Did you know that the only musician who used to call Wilhelm Furtwangeler, "My dear boy!" was Sir Thomas Beecham? They were good friends, so not all the greats were 'prima donas!'
ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Enjoying a bit of VIV at the moment in a reflective and very sombre mood because of this and that. Fredders old Bean! I did enjoy his powders rather well.So at one point too to be honest, and as Our Erik & Partly-Manly will admit if true? such things were prescribed on occassion too by the Med to cheer one up (Short Term, or a nice modernesque Val jab in the bum to really keep one on the ball (Called depos these days, which releases a bit each day into the bod at a certain time, which is fine, though I do prefer the certainty of a good ice cold shot of perfect Vodka or Czech bier which simply does not touch the sides on occassion until I cannie stand up anymore when allowed.
Fritz von Goodnight*
I prove nothing to nobody* innit²
Fritz von Goodnight*
I prove nothing to nobody* innit²
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I can seriously recommend very loud Gladys Knight's 'Midnight Train to Georgia' on your very best kit (I mean Loud) (And when Fritz says loud he means LOUD³) of a saturday moaning, either alone, with breakfast, or with someone yer may know*
Fritz von Take it or leave it, it's only time, innit* (Good ole days)
Robbie Williams just rang wantin coffee, catch yer later I said, not in the mood my Son***
Fritz von Take it or leave it, it's only time, innit* (Good ole days)
Robbie Williams just rang wantin coffee, catch yer later I said, not in the mood my Son***
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
One o' Rabbie Burn's lesser known pomes.....
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
That lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Mighty me a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but rise a smile
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e're ye go let ye wind gan free
Sounds like just the place fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o' one wee ferty.
Brrp, Innit Magic²
I laughed till I shed a Tear, but don't tell anybody cos i Is well ard Innit * eLOO cHARLIE t }}} You gave me the P Sir*
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
That lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Mighty me a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but rise a smile
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e're ye go let ye wind gan free
Sounds like just the place fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o' one wee ferty.
Brrp, Innit Magic²
I laughed till I shed a Tear, but don't tell anybody cos i Is well ard Innit * eLOO cHARLIE t }}} You gave me the P Sir*
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder how good Our Mat's memory is?
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
As emotionallly perceptive as Our Fredders plans to present himself on here; (which I fully respect and enjoy with the rest of yers/Us, I can but only remind Our 'Doctors in the Hoose etc' that it is unfortunately a tingley dangerous place to be open and candid in, as although it is truly a virtual place it is most dangerous to forget that fact if being serious on here, at all at all, innit.
Fritz von I was told to write that with a gun to my head*
I chucked all my ammo in the river last year so that's allright then, know what I mean (DummDumm)*
Celene! You're a poor Hustler kid, but you need to learn much much more if you want to hit the big time Matey, A FACT & Good Luck (I suspect you wont make it, as you'll fall in 'love' and have kids first* (I know you may read this)
Our Adam! (If indeedy you've actually slept through your Brasso Coma (I ain'nt sayin Nuffin John) Sorry for the Blatant Adwert John, but I Is Pissed and I ate egg & chips on tuesday?
Did you knoe there are more fully Qualifiede Child/Adult Psychologists in Berlin (Just By the Chief & I surprise surprise) thasn in the hole Ov Infgerland and SWcotland and Whales, and Ireland, in fact everyewhere?
not many do*
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Once I had to berate a sergeant who had over-stepped the mark in my opinion during a training excercise in front of the chaps and I invited him into the nearby changing rooms for a 'discussion', It was a very dirty fight and he very nearly beat me, but basically I gave him a serious pasting which he will never forget.
Fritz von A few days later we drank a beer together and it was history, I really don't know why I say this now, but it seems relevant somehow*
We've been good friends ever since in Civvy Street, even though he's an English-Jock*
Fritz von A few days later we drank a beer together and it was history, I really don't know why I say this now, but it seems relevant somehow*
We've been good friends ever since in Civvy Street, even though he's an English-Jock*
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Yesterday in the classroom, after firstly feeling quite a twat as 50% of my homework was totally wrong (I gave it my best honnist), though she let me down gently, I met a new fellow pupil. Now there are two of us, We are not there to learn German as such (we speak fluently innit) but to learn Grammar, (It's a bleedin nightmare believe me). My new colleague is from Vietnam and speaks & Writes brilliantly, works full time in an old peoples home and instantly commanded my full repsect.
Fritz von Beggin yer Umble John* innit
It's fun though, believe it or not, well fucking hard, but hits the spot.
Bit of Eric & Very Very Very Cold Bud Now,
Hey Hey Baby Hey+++
i WONDER ID pSYCHOLOGISTS CAN LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS FORUMß
I dreamt abouit volvo tyres & Stevie Nicks last night?
Fritz von Beggin yer Umble John* innit
It's fun though, believe it or not, well fucking hard, but hits the spot.
Bit of Eric & Very Very Very Cold Bud Now,
Hey Hey Baby Hey+++
i WONDER ID pSYCHOLOGISTS CAN LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS FORUMß
I dreamt abouit volvo tyres & Stevie Nicks last night?
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted Sat 29 July 2006 14:05
Posted Sat 29 July 2006 13:58
Chaps
My ink jet printer has given up the ghost. It tears up the paper and the quality of print is poor.
I need to buy a new printer.
Any recommendations and is there an advantage in opting for Laser or Inkjet.
Regards
Mick
Boredome is setting in Our Mick, your non existant report on HM's Frocks didn't surprise me, though Mrs Mick will love to see the collection I'M sure? as well as being a good reason to see the lads at Claridges again*
Fritz von I had the Honour of playing a Taylor last night (Wonderful instrument) sorry to bore folk on here with er, music though, Layla****
Rhubarb�
Personally I use a Lexmark at home, it's bloody good actually*
Posted Sat 29 July 2006 13:58
Chaps
My ink jet printer has given up the ghost. It tears up the paper and the quality of print is poor.
I need to buy a new printer.
Any recommendations and is there an advantage in opting for Laser or Inkjet.
Regards
Mick
Boredome is setting in Our Mick, your non existant report on HM's Frocks didn't surprise me, though Mrs Mick will love to see the collection I'M sure? as well as being a good reason to see the lads at Claridges again*
Fritz von I had the Honour of playing a Taylor last night (Wonderful instrument) sorry to bore folk on here with er, music though, Layla****
Rhubarb�
Personally I use a Lexmark at home, it's bloody good actually*
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Innit
An ex colleague of mine a few years back and I instantly fell head over heels fot her against all of my instincts. I had a go, but felt totally inadequate, and had absolutely no chance, should I write to an agony Aunt possibly?
Fritz von Don't straighter than this John*
I leave myself open*�
I think of her in every moment (must be Love eh)
An ex colleague of mine a few years back and I instantly fell head over heels fot her against all of my instincts. I had a go, but felt totally inadequate, and had absolutely no chance, should I write to an agony Aunt possibly?
Fritz von Don't straighter than this John*
I leave myself open*�
I think of her in every moment (must be Love eh)
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by HR:quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:
LOL Very good Haim.
Erik,
Please don't compliment me. Compliment all those guys in the MIddle East that are finally finding their senses.
Hope for the best,
Haim
Sorry, an absolutely pathitic non-argument, no thought invovled, simply irellevant*
Wasting time & Space as with 99% of this thread.
You Know me*
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by erik scothron
The PM practising for his next meeting with Bush
Posted on: 29 July 2006 by Basil
erik, that is priceless!
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Steve Toy:quote:Something tells me also that the French Police may be inclined to make your life pretty hard if they took you in for something like this. UK police would at least be chatty/friendly whilst carting you off.
I don't think you can generalise. French police can be a bit lazy and this is something you can work to your advantage. Not many of them speak English so the language barrier tends to get in the way of idle chit-chat. As I speak French I've found, on occasions, that they can be chatty to the point they forget why they stopped you...
On re-entering France on a coach at the border with Belgium they were supposed to search everybody's bags. They didn't search mine (not that I had anything to hide.)
Well If that's not bleedin generalizin (Kofi speak) I don't bally know what is Our Steve? innit. I can just imagine Our Andy jumpin in here, if you happenned to say the same thing about British rozzers.
Fritz von I was nicked by some Welsh twat once in London on my motorbike (he wasn't on my motorbike, I was), best bit of all was that he was my poxy neighbour, and I was so so sad when his prize blooms all went array one night due to a mysterious storm (cant say the real word on here as it gets barred, but he was one, and a prize one at that, lovely wife though, she left him (A Jock, they're not daft).
Breakfast time, white chocolate & pizza, after some rather luvvly jubbly Lebanese dope last night (Medicinal obviously).
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps
We majored in on the Inkjet Canon ip4200 yesterday.
It seems good value for money and you can order it online with PC World and collect it need day from their local store for £58.00.
It seems to need 4 cartidges, is this a benefit or liability ?
Regards
Mick
Regrds
What kind of bloody English is that for God's sake? No wonder you got fired Our Mick, strewth, or is it streuth, go and water yer pond in the front garden, it looks quite drastic these days John?
Regards,
Fritz von I don't know what I've done but I've done it again, innit*
P.S. I believe BBC World is called 24/7 in the UK, and I can (having just watched it) recommend
today's in depth report about Guatamala (The World Uncovered). I'm not easily shocked, but this is seriously heavy, and must be addressed (from every side) I warn you it's hevvy-bevvy and not to be taken lightly.
Shedding a tear over breakfast makes even Berlin Fritz almost thingy*
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
[QUOTE]Originally posted by garyi:
Reasonably priced as well Mick seems to be hovering around £54-65 quid on the web, but then you would have to factor in delivery.
The iP5200 has the ability to print onto the surface of CDs, I don't know if you would need that facility. It also has two types of black, one for printing text and one for photos, this does make a difference.
The ip5200r is a wireless printer, if you have a wireless network in your house it means you can put the printer any where you like.[/QUOTE]
Avoiding being crude and telling Our Mick where to stick his printer, I did actually wonder if it would work in his fish pond?
Fritz von Obviously one would have to put it in a plastic waterproof bag and none of yer cheap stuff at that either, Selfridges or Arrads
jobbies are far more betterer than Aldi or WH Smiths I feel*
I was in a Split street market once where they were selling German Aldi carrier bags as if they were made of gold, it was wery umblin, innit*
Reasonably priced as well Mick seems to be hovering around £54-65 quid on the web, but then you would have to factor in delivery.
The iP5200 has the ability to print onto the surface of CDs, I don't know if you would need that facility. It also has two types of black, one for printing text and one for photos, this does make a difference.
The ip5200r is a wireless printer, if you have a wireless network in your house it means you can put the printer any where you like.[/QUOTE]
Avoiding being crude and telling Our Mick where to stick his printer, I did actually wonder if it would work in his fish pond?
Fritz von Obviously one would have to put it in a plastic waterproof bag and none of yer cheap stuff at that either, Selfridges or Arrads
jobbies are far more betterer than Aldi or WH Smiths I feel*
I was in a Split street market once where they were selling German Aldi carrier bags as if they were made of gold, it was wery umblin, innit*
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
Innit:
Jack Straw for PM*
Innit:
Jack Straw for PM*
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
A Squadron of those marvellous RAF Harrier thingys delftly swooped in, then hovered above a run down er, childrens hospital in the Falls Road, cluster bombs fell, kids burned and screamed more horribly than in your worstist ever nightmare on earth, then Uncle Albert woke up*
I ain't sayin Nuffin*
Why is Parry speaking like a Yank all of a sudden, too much JD perhaps?
I ain't sayin Nuffin*
Why is Parry speaking like a Yank all of a sudden, too much JD perhaps?
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by andy c
Talking about one of your fav topics (American Politics -that is), I watched the last two episodes of 'The West Wing' last night (thank god for Sky+), and I'll be sad to see it go - one of my fav progs.
No doubt it bore no resemblance to reality, but never mind, eh.
No doubt it bore no resemblance to reality, but never mind, eh.
Posted on: 30 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I Repeat (Especially after beans)