Audiophile opportunity of a lifetime!
Posted by: Mike Sae on 21 February 2002
Do guests accidentally walk into your speakers or cut themselves on your wall shelves?
Has your maid and/or slave broken your stylus or worse- rearranged your cabling while dusting?
If you've answered "yes" to any of these questions, consider this the investment opportunity of a lifetime!
DEDICATED HI-FI LISTENING UNITS
Features:
-Solid concrete/plasteel construction
-3 chamber sizes: M,L,XL,XXL, dimensions determined by Fibonacci's golden ratios
-Separate, solar powered mains spurs for each chamber.
-Fully soundproofed walls
-Spiked individual sub-foundation for each chamber
-Perfectly level floor surfaces
-Solar powered heating and circulation
-24 hour restaurant, music and tweak shoppes.
-On site Swiss arbitrator.
Options:
-Walk-in music storage
-Separate spurs for switch-mode devices
-Wide variety of flooring choices
-Integrated bio-matter floor plating, to insure against wall shelf accidents and siesmic avtivity.
-Non-ferrous bay doors.
-Seasonal timeshare options.
Experience the joy of audiophile commune life- meet new friends, make new enemies, hear a wide variety of systems or listen in secluded isolation. Chambers start at CDN40,000 with a variety of leasing options.
[This message was edited by Mike Sae on FRIDAY 22 February 2002 at 10:03.]