Audiophile opportunity of a lifetime!

Posted by: Mike Sae on 21 February 2002

Tired of low WAF? Neighbours? Poor mains? Does your hi-fi share space with television sets, computers, credenzas, household pets and/or children- all in a dodgy 8 foot sq room?
Do guests accidentally walk into your speakers or cut themselves on your wall shelves?
Has your maid and/or slave broken your stylus or worse- rearranged your cabling while dusting?

If you've answered "yes" to any of these questions, consider this the investment opportunity of a lifetime!

DEDICATED HI-FI LISTENING UNITS

Features:
-Solid concrete/plasteel construction
-3 chamber sizes: M,L,XL,XXL, dimensions determined by Fibonacci's golden ratios
-Separate, solar powered mains spurs for each chamber.
-Fully soundproofed walls
-Spiked individual sub-foundation for each chamber
-Perfectly level floor surfaces
-Solar powered heating and circulation
-24 hour restaurant, music and tweak shoppes.
-On site Swiss arbitrator.

Options:
-Walk-in music storage
-Separate spurs for switch-mode devices
-Wide variety of flooring choices
-Integrated bio-matter floor plating, to insure against wall shelf accidents and siesmic avtivity.
-Non-ferrous bay doors.
-Seasonal timeshare options.

Experience the joy of audiophile commune life- meet new friends, make new enemies, hear a wide variety of systems or listen in secluded isolation. Chambers start at CDN40,000 with a variety of leasing options.

[This message was edited by Mike Sae on FRIDAY 22 February 2002 at 10:03.]

Posted on: 22 February 2002 by jcc
hey mike

i'll take two razz

cheers
jim

Posted on: 22 February 2002 by Greg Beatty
...tried a hi-fi in one of these things.

ECHO...Echo...echo...e c h o...

- GregB

Insert Witty Signature Line Here

Posted on: 22 February 2002 by Andrew Randle
I have to live in one mad wink big grin

See http://forums.naim-audio.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=67019385&f=48019385&m=4361967304&r=9111998404#9111998404

Andrew

Andrew Randle
Currently in the "Linn Binn"

Posted on: 23 February 2002 by M. Brandstetter
That's worth a golden snapy.....;-)

Love this post!

Regards
-mb