Is Steve Toy in Reality Bamber Gasgoigne?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 25 October 2006
Please, I think we should be told*
Fritz Von I'm going to have serious problems sleeping tonight if I don't get an early answer to this environmental motoring query?
P.s, And your starter for 10, Who is Silvia?
Fritz Von I'm going to have serious problems sleeping tonight if I don't get an early answer to this environmental motoring query?
P.s, And your starter for 10, Who is Silvia?
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Yes! And I'm pretty sure that if Berlin Fritz had posted that pseudo Naim Link on here (taken from a recent Pink Salmon Post, he'd most certainly have been banned by Our Adam, and all before reaching the magic Christmas 10,000 posts too:
Bob Soir as they say in Oxford (or was it Cambridge?) *
I've left it open!
Bob Soir as they say in Oxford (or was it Cambridge?) *
I've left it open!
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Yes, it seems that after all this time Fanny Magnets are also Our Bamber's fave motors too!
Fritz Von And what about Magnus I ask you, now that Iceland is eating fresh Whale again for unscientific porpoises?
Porsche 911's will be taxed to the hilt, and quite rightly so too*
Fritz Von And what about Magnus I ask you, now that Iceland is eating fresh Whale again for unscientific porpoises?
Porsche 911's will be taxed to the hilt, and quite rightly so too*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Chillkram
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Yes! And I'm pretty sure that if Berlin Fritz had posted that pseudo Naim Link on here (taken from a recent Pink Salmon Post,*
* Actually not. I've only just noticed it over 'there' myself. Never mind.
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Chillkram:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Yes! And I'm pretty sure that if Berlin Fritz had posted that pseudo Naim Link on here (taken from a recent Pink Salmon Post,*
* Actually not. I've only just noticed it over 'there' myself. Never mind.
I'm afraid I dinnee ´ken yer meanin Squire? I meant's if I'd taken the post from the PSS and put it on here, I'd most likely have been slapped, as I'm not flavour of Our Micks month at the monet and he'll do another Percy Sugden*
Or did you mean summfink else John?
Regards,
Fritz Von Lookin out for your Moral welfare as per always Chaps*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Chillkram
I mean I didn't take it from the PSS.
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Chillkram:
I mean I didn't take it from the PSS.
Yes Quite, and you must understand you Chaps are free to do whatever you wish in this place Berlin Fritz is not*
Cheers,
Fritz Von Carry on*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Chillkram
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:quote:Originally posted by Chillkram:
I mean I didn't take it from the PSS.
Yes Quite, and you must understand you Chaps are free to do whatever you wish in this place Berlin Fritz is not*
Cheers,
Fritz Von Carry on*
Come on, Fritz, some of us still love eyou.
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Nothing personal John, and I feel absolutely fine thank you very much. Just enjoyed some good bedtime Claret (though I shouldn't even mention that word actually at present) along with home made Hot dogs a'la Fritz.
Fritz Von Two more days to go at the old BBF then it's back on the old ropes once again (Where Parry's never been), though I'm looking forward to suffering Dalziel & Pasco on a Sunday night for a few weeks and a decent live PMQ's breakfast on Wednesdays, innit*
Now that's entertainment*
Tschuß: I is well Jacobbed (Sorry is that allowed?) I mean't cream crackered Dave!
Fritz Von Two more days to go at the old BBF then it's back on the old ropes once again (Where Parry's never been), though I'm looking forward to suffering Dalziel & Pasco on a Sunday night for a few weeks and a decent live PMQ's breakfast on Wednesdays, innit*
Now that's entertainment*
Tschuß: I is well Jacobbed (Sorry is that allowed?) I mean't cream crackered Dave!
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Beano
Fancy a few nights on this Floathel?
Meet the Bibby Renaissance.
It's been berthed here for EONS, one of the Tory Governments attempts to reduce prison overcrowding.
I've seen better used for target practice!
Beano


Meet the Bibby Renaissance.

It's been berthed here for EONS, one of the Tory Governments attempts to reduce prison overcrowding.
I've seen better used for target practice!
Beano
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. Re Earlier comments regarding my Grandfather's ex RN Ship HMS Maidstone (ignored by so-called Army folk on here amusingly enough?) which served in NI during internment as a prison ship er, not so very long ago*
Fritz Von Perhaps we should talk to folk who had to stay on one (without charge and released without compensation etc) all sounds familier dunnit?*
Reid is in Charge*
Fritz Von Perhaps we should talk to folk who had to stay on one (without charge and released without compensation etc) all sounds familier dunnit?*
Reid is in Charge*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by JonR
"Is Steve Toy in Reality Bamber Gasgoigne?"
Dunno mate, does he drive an electric car?
Anyway, what intrigues me more is, what is 'Our Adders' going to do when you get to 10k posts then eh, Fritzy me old soak? ****
Dunno mate, does he drive an electric car?

Anyway, what intrigues me more is, what is 'Our Adders' going to do when you get to 10k posts then eh, Fritzy me old soak? ****
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Beano
That Jail House Barge is already dead in the water to be honest. PFI 
There is a massive PFI investment, which is going into the dock regeneration programme; we're going to be getting "cruise love boats" here, along with a "marina" for the water skiers, who cannot ski on Lake Windermere anymore because it upsets the Southerners on lake side. Lake Windermere has a 5mph speed limit enforced by the speed camera Waller's in speed boats!
We'll have housing that nobody local can afford, built on land acquired and cleared of their existing homes by compulsory purchase, all obtained for below market valuations, yeah for peanuts. This is great this is, a housing conservation area has been reclassified as too expensive to repair, but, has just had several hundreds of thousands of pounds in Government And European grants spent on doing them-up, under a scheme called "Heart of Barrow".
It beggars f**king belief.
Beano is seriously hacked off.

There is a massive PFI investment, which is going into the dock regeneration programme; we're going to be getting "cruise love boats" here, along with a "marina" for the water skiers, who cannot ski on Lake Windermere anymore because it upsets the Southerners on lake side. Lake Windermere has a 5mph speed limit enforced by the speed camera Waller's in speed boats!
We'll have housing that nobody local can afford, built on land acquired and cleared of their existing homes by compulsory purchase, all obtained for below market valuations, yeah for peanuts. This is great this is, a housing conservation area has been reclassified as too expensive to repair, but, has just had several hundreds of thousands of pounds in Government And European grants spent on doing them-up, under a scheme called "Heart of Barrow".
It beggars f**king belief.
Beano is seriously hacked off.
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As you all know out there in the real world, Infant & Junior school teachers, although they may be very good at their jobs are nowhere near as well qualified and mature as Senior & Adult Education/Uni teachers/Lecturers and subsequently cannot possibly justify similar wage scales irrespective of experience, innit*
Fritz Von They'll be payin Sergeant's more than bloody Captains & Flt Lt's next: Oh Yeah they already do, well OK Majors & Sqn Leaders then, OK Chaps & Chapesses naturally, Tally Ho*
Jon Boy! I expect nuffink & ask nuffink, just to be treated as one of the Chaps and accepted as a Chum*
Will Our Fredders ever return from Poland?
Piss: But Beano! 2 Jags is your friend as well as being an ex Merchant Navy Union Man, he's there for you my Son*
Don't refuse a Gift*
Fritz Von They'll be payin Sergeant's more than bloody Captains & Flt Lt's next: Oh Yeah they already do, well OK Majors & Sqn Leaders then, OK Chaps & Chapesses naturally, Tally Ho*
Jon Boy! I expect nuffink & ask nuffink, just to be treated as one of the Chaps and accepted as a Chum*
Will Our Fredders ever return from Poland?
Piss: But Beano! 2 Jags is your friend as well as being an ex Merchant Navy Union Man, he's there for you my Son*
Don't refuse a Gift*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As a last post for this evening I'd like to just remind certain mindless folk on here that Germany has had some 5,000 + Service folk in Afghanistan permanently for over 5 years+ now. British & German etc forces work together brilliantly (unlike often with the Yanks) irrespectivre of what Our Mat & his Bullshit Gutter buddies say and you all swallow. German troops may well soon have an even more offensive role (publically there) and Gutter rubbish to soon be published (from 2002) does them no Justice at all. This is 2006 and Britain & Germany etc as afore-mentioned are true Professional partners in Afghanistan & NATO (ask any real Squaddie etc) (The Yanks are leaving fast if you have not already noticed) so any of you folk in the UK who buy a gutter press rag tomorrow etc (for page 3 naturally) and think to yourself and mutter that the 'thingy's' are back cos some moron told you so, Shame on You, you've learn't nowt*
Goodnight*
Anybody who's interested check out today's Hard Talk²
P.S. STOP PRESS STOP PRESS : John Reid announces interest in Leadership!!!!!
Of Russia*
Goodnight*
Anybody who's interested check out today's Hard Talk²
P.S. STOP PRESS STOP PRESS : John Reid announces interest in Leadership!!!!!
Of Russia*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Modern artists as with authors after being paid their up front dosh (if very lucky) recieve absolutely nothing royalty-wise, you Chaps are living in LSD land*
Nothing New there then* & I larfed:
Nothing New there then* & I larfed:
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Beano
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Don't refuse a Gift*
The major gift in this case is quite a radical vision, a major commitment from the contributor; but, they’re not bequeathing into the accounts of the people it concerns most!
Beano
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by JonR:
Anyway, what intrigues me more is, what is 'Our Adders' going to do when you get to 10k posts then eh, Fritzy me old soak? ****
Perhaps I should hand over the helm to somebody else earlier Jon and not be so egoistic?
It is a gift Rodney, it is a gift*
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by andy c
Fritzy,
me nan said "quality never goes out of style" tha knows...
me nan said "quality never goes out of style" tha knows...
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Beano
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Modern artists as with authors after being paid their up front dosh (if very lucky) recieve absolutely nothing royalty-wise, you Chaps are living in LSD land*
Nothing New there then* & I larfed:
You're wrong there Fritz, that Leapy Lee or Leapy Leaf, I can-nae remember is name, he wrote "Little Arrows" in the 70's. Cue, Time Life Records One Hit Wonders. He retired to the Costa Crime and lives of the radio royalties. It was on Sky TV, so it must be true, eh.
Mick's new neighbour maybe?
Posted on: 25 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Reading some excellent stuff about Cyril Smith MP last eve, quite a character and one of Britain's finer elder Statesmen I feel!
Fritz Von I was surprised to hear that he was a Freemason though, I'd've thought he'd be above that kind of thing?
Whatever turns one on, Eh Chaps*
Fritz Von I was surprised to hear that he was a Freemason though, I'd've thought he'd be above that kind of thing?
Whatever turns one on, Eh Chaps*
Posted on: 26 October 2006 by Chillkram
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Yes! And I'm pretty sure that if Berlin Fritz had posted that pseudo Naim Link on here (taken from a recent Pink Salmon Post, he'd most certainly have been banned by Our Adam, and all before reaching the magic Christmas 10,000 posts too:
Bob Soir as they say in Oxford (or was it Cambridge?) *
I've left it open!
Looks like you've got your wish, Fritz. My thread has now been deleted. I'm not really sure why.
Perhaps Adam should set the Naim forum clocks back 7 hours so that we can pinch threads from other fora and claim them as our own.
The Pink Salmon clock appears to be only six hours behind at the`moment.
Posted on: 26 October 2006 by Chillkram
Oh, looks like they've seen my suggestion as it's now 8 hours behind!
Posted on: 26 October 2006 by Beano
Chillkram me Senior Hustla,
It was probably deleted because it had a refrence to a banned member, it's happened to me for posting his name.
Beano the Drug Deala!
It was probably deleted because it had a refrence to a banned member, it's happened to me for posting his name.
Beano the Drug Deala!
Posted on: 26 October 2006 by Chillkram
Ah, it all becomes clear now.
Thanks Beano.
Mark
Thanks Beano.
Mark
Posted on: 26 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:![]()
A rather beautiful piece of camera work I thought depicting British Kids being taken out of danger.
Fritz Von Possibly taken with a Brownie Reflex 35mm with Ilford 12x12ft, 4 Million Pixels per Acre!
Durin Der War! Nah I never talk abaat it John*
Where's Parry then? I don't know, but I reckon that could well be his runner next to the little girl with the case, his bag being full of prize Gobstoppers, ready to sell and make his first fortune on the road to early retirement and success in the cut throat world of commerce and postage stamps.
Walker, I've told you before about these black market arrangements of yours, now get that whisky out of my office at once!
Right O'Capt M***
Do you think that's wise Sir?
Goodnight*
Stupid Boy.
No Sir Our Beano, they do not like it upem innit*
Regards,
Fritz Von It was only make believe*