Is Steve Toy in Reality Bamber Gasgoigne?

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Originally posted by Simon Perry:
Bruce, no you a right, Iain M Banks is particularly good - its the humour and humanity in his books that set them apart. Use of Weapons is my favourite - what an ending!!

No! Ang on, Ang On Dave, Don't Tell Me, No, I Know it ! The Robot Butler Dunnit John*



Fritz Von I think the most futeristic tale at the moment would be well titled "2007, An FA CuP Final at Wembley Odyssey"

I see there's two Coppers jobs goin in Nottingham them! Well Somebody's got to man the temporary lights to control tearaway drivers, especially in taxis, innit* lectrick or Not*

Splendid idea to create a Brand New Ballistics matching Unit for the UK innit, now I wonder why it's taken so long then? Oh I know, there weren't any PFI schemes to run it before were there, obvious innit*


Fritz Von Now Who's gonna make Fritz larf by telling him otherwise then?



Got Yer Poppy yet Our Mick? Not a real one O'course, those nasty Taliban Chaps grow those horrible things, I mean a paper one to remember when you won the War for us all John*



Arsenal*

N.B. Mind you! when you consider the wonderful work top er, firms like er, Group 4 have done in totally screwing up the prison service (they are private they make a profit) as are many forensic labs across the UK who do Our Andy's results for him (sometimes!) they are private not Government run, guarded (when at all) by Mickey Mouse Group 4 bouncer guards (Or John Reid personally of course). Security is a sham, a joke, and subsequently many test results cannot be considered fair, but are all the same*
HM Forces will soon also be put under this kind of Mickey Mouse PFI Rubbish (well documanted for anybody interested (besides bloody consultants obviously who are only interested in themselves period)*



Goodnight*


It's going down the pan, it surely is Chaps*

Spain looks nice*

Just think! If Our Adam Bans Our Mick for his excessive and compulsive non stop Percy Sugden impressions, Berlin Fritz will have sod all to post about*


Now there's a faught*

I've heard that Our Adders is gonna start a new Dedicated Spur Forum of its own in the not too distant sc-fi future, only a rumour mind!

I wonder where police forensics tests are actually done? University's? Path lab at the local Hospital?

Go on then, someone enlighten me please as I haven't a clue.

Beano, I do know where it's done in Home and Away though!

When I was a kid, the flat next door had a dedicated hum whenever the door opened!

Beano

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Originally posted by Beano:
When I was a kid, the flat next door had a dedicated hum whenever the door opened!

Beano

Fritz Von Was it rankin nappies, old curry, piss, or loud Zappa and his Dynamo Hum possibly Our Beano?


Last day at the old BBF today, how time flies when one is a happy taxpayer, innit*

And Now Chaps here's your International Moment of Zen: a La' Fritz!

"Were Arsonsists still responsible for mega bushfires when Dinosaurs ruled the Earth (for insurance porpoises naturally) or was it just that mate of Siggy's, old Awkins Lightnin?"

Fritz Von Jammin like some cat from Swindon*


G'Day:


P.S. Personally I think the President of Malawi is quite correct. 1 Million Orphaned kids there with nowhere to go (Do any African's want them?). Poor people should not be allowed to adopt kids wherever they may be, as well as a certain MP yesterday quite rightly said unemployed felons should serve longer sentences, and their offspring are simply natural cannon fodder for the nation (Nuffin New there then).



Come on You Tories, Save Us From all this*

How come every moaning when I blow thingy my Barnet, even though I've had a good pony etc, and a well ot & cold Eiffell, I suddely need a Jimmy Riddle again, have I dried my head out or summfink?


Good Question Watson*


Some people'd call me as nutty as a pumpkin avin a chunder (technicolour Yawn) (Liquid Larf) or pukey sicky*

Can't see it mesen?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
How come every moaning when I blow thingy my Barnet, even though I've had a good pony etc, and a well ot & cold Eiffell, I suddely need a Jimmy Riddle again, have I dried my head out or summfink?

Personally, I always need a pony whenever I pick up the Ikea catalogue. Beats castor oil every time.

Mark

Right Mark, I'm afraid that effort warrants a triple-detention for you.

What for, split infinitive, use of a colloquialism, lack of a subject? I think this is persecution now. My dad's off to see the headmaster.

Yes, all of the above.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
When I was a kid, the flat next door had a dedicated hum whenever the door opened!

Beano

Fritz Von Was it rankin nappies, old curry, piss, or loud Zappa and his Dynamo Hum possibly Our Beano?


Last day at the old BBF today, how time flies when one is a happy taxpayer, innit*

Plain and simple Fritz,

Poverty!

And in this instance it was the parent of crime.



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Being nosey, did they have a whip round and buy you a greenhouse?

I got absolutely zilch when I finished, no card, no thank you for 25yrs loyal service, no-wt. Probably because I constantly kept telling my young boss that he was depriving a village somewhere of it's idiot!

Beano once had a good old school boss, that was until he retired... he was the sort of boss that made his workers think they had more ability than they had, and, as such, did better work than they thought they could.


Does China have income tax?

Beano

Swift lunchbreak at present Our Beano going well so far, I expect and hope for a relevant reference that's all having done more in the last 9 months than Our Mick in his entire Career, and there's still no proper name for the back's of the knees, innit?



Fritz Von But Chaps, have you tried wiping your bum with an Ikea Catalogue, that's another matter entirely, Tschuß* bis später*

What a session that was, you've heard of the longest Day! well it's over with a kiss a handshake and a nice bottle to-boot, cannie be bad cannit*



Fritz Von The longest night of course being in the Gluepot with the Chaps waiting for Parry to find his long lost wallet when he's shoutin*

P.S. Lovely to see the Military experts back on the forum in full battle dress once again, My word look at the time*

Quite some time ago on this ere forum I highlighted the case of a child in UK that had died with excessive salt in its blood and the parents 'Witch Hunt' style were given no chance and accused of its murder. I also recall the comments from certain quarters regarding this case on here too (no surprises there then). I'm very pleased to say the Mother has today been totally aqquitted (as I've just seen on news channel of the uniwerse). Strangely enough they forget to mention How this story became a story and to light via good old Private Eye, and if in fact it hadn't had done so things would now be very different, so hat's off to Private Eye, and in yer eye Lord Thingy, innit*



Fritz Von If we left this lot in charge they'd be burning left-handed spinsters next as sinister as it sounds.



Vigilantes Unite & Sod Orf to Texas*

I reckon Our New Worcester Boy Our Fredders would like this one, and who the hell's heard of anybody collecting bloody fountain pens for Christ's sake?

And this one for Our Name, spotted in yesterday's Copenhagen Daily Sketch*

This is definately my most favoursitist though for many a moon, innit*


Fritz Von Check out tonights Hardtalk with Terry Jones, excellent Stuff:


Goodnight*

Fritzvonidlescrounginggoodfornothingpleb

Get a job

Very funny, indeed. Nice photo! Kindest thoughts from Fredrik

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Originally posted by arf005:
I'll fucking agree with that Jon!

Lovely to see folk keeping up with the times, originally read by Steven Fry along with a brilliant site, er, 5 years ago*



Fritz Von Oldies but Goldies eh!

What with Dumbledore being an anagram of Leonardo da Vinci as well naturally, innit*

My work colleague, (or ex) actually my contract still runs until midnight tomorrow then Our Mick's beloved State system (My safety net) takes over, showed me some great pictures of her recent holiday in Seattle yesterday. The Pike Place fish market, Wow what great looking crabs and seafood, and all so fresh, and the Harleys and architecture looked wonderful and with raging Indian colour & Chinatown naturally, what would we do without Chinatown,and those lovely wooden houses too. Portland seems pretty decent as well, then they hit Wancouver Island and all that stuff, the dollar against the €uro is amazing, I was most impressed at how low it is.



Fritz Von Ah well I'll get there one day, fancy Frisco myself, and a long Big Happle weekend on the way home to sort some of those Noraid wallys out at the bar*



Twats²*

Oh and the American Chocolate Cake, I've never seen anything like it! in fact I reckon the fat lad in that filum Masterpiece 'Mathilda' would have trouble scoffing one, innit*



Fritz Von Michael Caine's new Movie looks well enertainin, shall be orft to that there Odeon quite soon and make no mistake Chaps:



Well Done Our Fredders*

I was just thinking about when Our Mick was (on various occassions) on here telling us all about him driving his Jag fast on the M4 after quite a few drinks, let's just hope that Mrs Mick is more sensible in her new Porsche then*


Amber lights in Slovakia are wicked too I here!