Is Steve Toy in Reality Bamber Gasgoigne?

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 25 October 2006

Please, I think we should be told*



Fritz Von I'm going to have serious problems sleeping tonight if I don't get an early answer to this environmental motoring query?



P.s, And your starter for 10, Who is Silvia?
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Mick P
quote:
Fritz Von Ah well I'll get there one day, fancy Frisco myself, and a long Big Happle weekend on the way home to sort some of those Noraid wallys out at the bar*


Fritz

You have two choices, get yourself a decent paid job and then you could afford to take exotic holidays and see the world. You could escort attractive women to good restaurants and have a jolly good time

Choice two is to sit on your ass and see nothing. That seems dull in comparison.

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
quote:
Fritz Von Ah well I'll get there one day, fancy Frisco myself, and a long Big Happle weekend on the way home to sort some of those Noraid wallys out at the bar*


Fritz

You have two choices, get yourself a decent paid job and then you could afford to take exotic holidays and see the world. You could escort attractive women to good restaurants and have a jolly good time

Choice two is to sit on your ass and see nothing. That seems dull in comparison.

Regards

Mick



Tha attractive women escort me Baby, and I've seen all I need to for the moment believe me Dave*


Regards,


Fritz Von A nice relaxing Milk Coffee now with Larry King I feel*


One thing that always amuses me between English & German/European types at the bar of some non descript gaff is when they start losening up and get boasting about their earnings (always number one theme it seems to me) (Women too)there's always a look of surprise at the relative low income of Our lot over here (in the same firm often).



Perhaps it's becuase we always refer to Our net incomes, what we really have in Our hands at the end of the day, and not the Bullshit 45K+ plus Rover number innit*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz


Strange seeing Horbury Primary school on the gogglebox, my Old Man went there once, innit*

Fritz Von Keeping up with the times Chaps*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Mick P
Fritz

You are a classic case of someone who is in denial and has to resort to meaningless quips to answer justified comments or criticisms.

If you wish to waste you life sitting around doing nothing, then fine. But please just do not make pointless comments justifying it.

You would gain a lot more respect if you just admitted that you are prepared to compromise the quality of your life in exchange for doing nothing.

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Larry King is now highlighting a new filum (released today) called 'The Bridge', which basically documents 23 of the 24 suicides (live) from Golden Gate Bridge in 2004.


Fritz Von Don't we jurrrst luuurve the Yanks? will Our Adam allow the link to posted on here as most of those involved are suffering mental (or rather were) illness etc?


We should be told I feel!

It brings on many changes --" Made Our Kim Wilde Rich & Famous too dinnit*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

You are a classic case of someone who is in denial and has to resort to meaningless quips to answer justified comments or criticisms.

If you wish to waste you life sitting around doing nothing, then fine. But please just do not make pointless comments justifying it.

You would gain a lot more respect if you just admitted that you are prepared to compromise the quality of your life in exchange for doing nothing.

Regards

Mick


As you see fit to once again grace my one and only thread Michael, I shall grace you with the same answer I've always given, or rather in the same vein. Fortunately most of this world (including myself) do not measure quality of life upon your scale, you needn't EVER say please to me (you're wasting your fingertips Son) and I alone decide the quality of my own life which it's true will 'slightly' diminish by having literally a few hundred bucks a month less, which realistically (as I've already put in place) means halving my monthly goings out to pubs listening to jokers like you crying on my shoulder cos they've lost their bonus for the year or some such inane totally inconsequential matter.


Fritz Von I repeat as per always you may just ignore this thread at your pleasure, the fact that I bring up subjects of post made by your good self in the past which you don't exactly find to your taste is hard bloody luck Sir, and I hope non of your new enployers ever read this forum. I am transparent, I am honest, I have no agenda (unlike like Our 7 up, hidden or otherwise) I do not seek to gain respect from anybody John, my own instincts and sense of what's right & wrong to date have served me well*



Brrrp*


As regards, DENIAL, You I assume mean Alcohol abuse? (I don't ever recall denying it on here, nor to myself) If you mean DENIAL of the real world of the German Employment market (In contrast to the UK one which has absolutely no bearing upon it) you're totally wrong. Unlike your Chums who work in Germany for firms they go home after making their short term dosh, when you live eventually in Spain you will remain British and look down upon the locals. I am a part of this society 100% (do you understand me here I wonder, I doubt it?) I am European/ London born, and take the rough here with the smooth, and your own lack of knowledge is mind-boggling. The fact that €Millions worth of Berlin properties are being snapped up at present by British investors is neither here not there either, Berlin owns it's own water supply, London's is Foreign (think about it, never mind the Gas and lack of food self sufficiency barring Tesco's).

You produce nothing personally, wealth creation for a few (including yourself on a big scale is morally reprehensible in my view, without any smart arse politico telling me so or otherwise).


There again I vote, you talk*


N.B. A few nights ago I attended a long lecture (required by a new Law) enebling me to become insolvent after ten + years of struggling with a bank debt which was unpayable (95% paid back though). I realised that debt and bankruptcy can effect absolutely anybody, and some of those there present astounded me, all working, including myself. This new Law (soon to be revoked becuase of Political oppsition from many camps) will enable me barring paing it back in bewtween to be totally debt free in 6 years time. I maintain my ability to have accounts etc, even sign new contracts (with the Courts knowledge) so have a certain amount of freedom. My debt to-date is but a tiny fraction of what some of those others wrer talking (mind boggling and will never ever be reopaid/ business debts) mine is less than €6,000:


The Judge will soon decide on wether the State will deem ir wise to spend more money on or not*


Be careful out there in Spanish Spain Juan there are many Englishmen*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. As a final information pointer to the above scribe (not whinge by the way) the legal workings required for me to attain this insolvency are not free (and no State aid is available for it). If taken the whole way (at the Beak's discretion) it will cost circa €2,000 which I am liable to pay, and as you can imagine with my relatively small debt burdon (my only one by the way too) it's alrge percentage compared to some Jonnie of a Consultant who's speculated on Bank loand lost a fortune, and now pays 2 Grand for the State to bail him out in 6 years time (Hardly surprising that many are against it, issit?).


I sign the papers on tuesday at 11:00hrs, after completinhg a 40 page application forma for the Court:


IFA's T'Buggery with em*

N:B: With the offending bank loan I was also fully insured (you know the good old one off payment at the bank to cover possible unemployment as was the case) which in reality is a bonus for the employee (as well all know) don't play ball. don't get the loan bollocks).

Just so that you know (As if I care really) it's just for others general information to steer well clear of wallers like Partly-Manly etc*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.P.S. Another final pointer that came to mind (which probably affects most on here too being mortgage holders etc) irrespective of your income was the amount of actual creditors some of my fellow lecture-mates had. My initial Bank loan in 1982 here (always with the same bank) by the end of 95 was a culmination of 5 seperate loans inter-twining so to speak, each time the latest swallowing up the current overdraught and remaining bit of the previous loan (it's illegal here for a bank to give a customer a loan when they still have a overdrawn OD), once the loan is sanctioned, lo and behold you also have a clean OD facility to start again too (I've never used Credit cards thank God). My point here being that I was never called in (always in work) though the amount of my final debt was some 50 odd+ plus times my monthly income? so who's to blame? I never had a gaurantor either, fortunately (that's another matter). So as many know, you don't get a loan with present bank etc, you go to another and get one immediately no questions asked, hence some of these folks had 20+ seperate creditors (the mind really boggles dunnit) we're talking individuals here not International conglommerations, innit*

Off to the whole in the wall now to get some beer vouchers in, Tara*

All comments on a postcard please and put in your nearest shredder, cos many of you know everything financial anyway, and certainly don't want stuff like this being widely known innit*

I used the dosh for mega holidays worldwide and good living by the way, so it's all gorn, aaah*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
90% of folk never pay a penny back either*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I find this professionally unbiased version interesting too*


Regards,


Fritz Von Levelling the field as per always*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by andy c
Fritz,

the right to silence, and to not self incrimminate, has been a doctrine in most European law for eons. Advances in forensic science have assisted in convictions that otherwise would have failed, but sometimes can't get past the fact you need a 'cough'... Eek
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
N.B. Sorry to be Soooo boring here Chaps, but the very last trick in the tail of the Financial er, Industry I forgot to mention, ie, My bank (that I've been dealing with via a professional lawyer in the field with by the way since 96 who has my full power of attorney), last year (Totally out of the Blue and unsual here, though standard practice in the UK I believe?) sold on my debt (Without 'any' prior warning either) (legally) to a third party, ie, a credit recovery agency (though renouned and legally registered with the Govt)(no Mafia Jonnies so to speak) and they after a time can sell it on too, apparently?

This may all seem like a load of old tosh to all you wise-guys, but I suggest that those with 'little' experience read my posts relating to this subject from this moaning and learn and take heed from them, this is Civilized Germany, God only knows what boys they send around over there to sort out Grannie? (Off duty Cops making a buck on the side even) You know it's true Our Andy so no whingeing please Matey**


See! not only salesmen can blind you with Bullshit to sign the dotted line, Berlin Fritz through serious experience can Bullshit you even 'more betterer' to avoid his past, and if Our Mick honestly thinks it's to do with financial dicipline etc, he's dafter than he sounds, Fredders you stay with the rented son*


You know it makes sense*


I take the fifth John*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by andy c:
One for Fritz to no doubt take the piss on, but the vast majority of murders are usually family/domestic related... especially in the uk.


You will find no evidence whatso'ever on this ere forum Our Andy of Berlin Fritz ever taking the piss regarding a serious and emotive subject, especially involving children, whatever colour or creed they may be!*


Fritz Von Will The two Senior Ex-Nottinghamshire coppers who 'Finally' went down yesterday for corruption etc, taking into account the Country's Mega-blocked PFI run jail system, be put in local police cells, or in with paedophiles to ensure their safety inside?

Or does anybody really care?
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz


Possibly the real reason why Wiltshire Chaps appreciate their Sons so much?


Fritz Von I ain't sayin nuffin though Dave*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz



This'll hopefully Cheer Our Andy up a notch, innit*

Fritz Von Dinnie Worry Our Adam I'm awaah the noo! *
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by andy c
"Brrrr"""

made the hairs on me back stand on end just looking at the picture...
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz


Here's one for Our Adam and Chums! (No i Is not bottom-lickin Chaps), it's just that the texts etc, have to asap be on their way to confront her Majesties Postal Service, God help em, and I thought he/they might appreciate this one afore it goes, innit *



Fritz Von Amazingly enough, just as I was leaving earlier for my bank, a letter arrived totally out of the blue containing an early Chruistmas present in the guise of CASH from an old wealthy admirer (I kid you not, honnist) no strings attached either, as is my want, all of my one friend is totally unconditional*



Away to the Boozer (no not that one) we've got a new one now Tonto*



Cheers & Goodnight'



Fritz Von It's only Bleedin Dole but I make it make it yes i Do*
Posted on: 28 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Musica delenit bestiam feram

... or not.


Coincidentally enough Our Adam (my coats half on John) this reminds me strongly of last nights interview with Terry Jones regarding his control over Direction of his own work, and how he let things go to (a well trusted editor) with Thingy the Viking (Honest) . His Son is now doing a 2006 remake, thought he principle rehgarding Engineers & producers remains the same, Who signs the Dotted line? who takes resposinbility for the final product (not unlike Administrating an Internet Forum I fear?)


Cheers*


I'll raise the first glass to you lot in Salisbury*

My mate's Da's just delivered an new lot of the old Hooch for market research!



I'll toke to that, Brrrp*


Behave Michael, will yer, and no lettin orf in there either*
Posted on: 29 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Having just woke't up with a left eye that looks like Our Enry's done three rounds with Clay and minus my drinking glasses (been out lookin for ewm, they've gone amongst the leaves) I really couldn't give a tuppenny hoot (unusually) about Our Adam's thingy, but find courage in those that find time to broach their umbridge, innit*



Fritz Von What will they say in Church?

quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Dave

Public conjecture is always inadviseable and best not indulged in, for reasons of courtesy, if nothing else.

Regards

Mick


Our Mick's got a Dictionary*