Penelope Cruz

Posted by: dave brubeck on 17 March 2007

isn't she lovely?
Posted on: 17 March 2007 by GraemeH
quote:
Originally posted by dave brubeck:
isn't she lovely?


Yes, but is that a squint in her right eye?....the equivalent of the knot in a Persian rug meethinks.
Posted on: 17 March 2007 by acad tsunami
If she had 34DDs she would look like my ex-wife. If she is mad she would act like my ex-wife. Is she lovely? That would depend on more than looks I think. Winker
Posted on: 17 March 2007 by Chris Kelly
Acad
just for once, it's ok to be shallow! Winker
Posted on: 17 March 2007 by Deane F
Very prominent bust.

I wonder if it has opened doors for her?
Posted on: 17 March 2007 by Deane F
dave

Can we have a caption contest?

Deane
Posted on: 18 March 2007 by dave brubeck
Deane

Caption away - if of course the administrator will allow such a practice.

Me first though:

"I miss Berlin Fritz too..."
Posted on: 18 March 2007 by Deane F
"Can I tighten the bass for you?"
Posted on: 18 March 2007 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by munch:
Acad how many times was your x wed, Mine is on her third now. I was one were you two? Winker


Munch,

My ex has finished with her third and may be on her fourth for all I know. I was her second. I've not remarried but SWMBO says I have to marry her next month so I better had or else.

Acad
Posted on: 19 March 2007 by JohanR
Salma is MY personal favourite.

JohanR
Posted on: 19 March 2007 by NaimDropper
quote:
SWMBO says I have to marry her next month so I better had or else

Marry who? SWMBO or Penelope?
David
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by dave brubeck:
isn't she lovely?

I'd nob her.
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by Jono 13
quote:
Originally posted by Earwicker:
quote:
Originally posted by dave brubeck:
isn't she lovely?

I'd nob her.


Good to see you living down to your location.

Jono

PS How would you know if see was looking at you anyway?
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by Jono 13:
PS How would you know if see was looking at you anyway?

Despair springs eternal!
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by acad tsunami
quote:
Originally posted by NaimDropper:
quote:
SWMBO says I have to marry her next month so I better had or else

Marry who? SWMBO or Penelope?
David


SWMBO has the shotgun to my head so I had better marry SWMBO. Penelope is beautiful but remember this is a woman who lived with Tom Cruise! Eek
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Penelope is beautiful but remember this is a woman who lived with Tom Cruise! Eek

I know, and she could have had me...!! Big Grin
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by long-time-dead
quote:
Penelope is beautiful but remember this is a woman who lived with Tom Cruise! Eek


I can beat the short-arsed millionaire on one count.

Now, where do I get the cash ?
Posted on: 21 March 2007 by Chief Chirpa
"OK then, one more record, then you promise you're coming to bed?"