April Fool Jokes
Posted by: Blueknowz on 01 April 2010
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by A0S
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by Lontano
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by fatcat
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by Lontano
I love this one.
BMW....
BMW....
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by JWM
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by tonym
Good one Signals! 
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by Musicmad
This is my favourite of the day ... though being a JB007 fan does "help":
[from FSM forum]
[from FSM forum]
quote:JAMES BOND---producer Barbara Broccoli refuted comments by film critics that the James Bond franchise has become too derivative and is dependent on other non-Bond movies for inspiration. Broccoli said, "James Bond is and always will be a trend-setter, not a trend-follower. DR. NO established the spy film genre and Bond #23 will continue that tradition." Broccoli emphasized her commitment to originality by announcing that Daniel Craig will not return as 007 for Bond movie #23 and has been replaced by Matt Damon. She added Paul Greengrass will direct Bond #23. She stunned Bond fans by announcing Bond #23 will be based on Robert Ludlum's THE BOURNE CLONE and not on an Ian Fleming work. She said the title for Bond #23 will be BOURNE FREE. Broccoli confirmed the top candidates for the next Bond Girl are Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox and Beyonce. She added that Miss Moneypenny and M will still not be in the next Bond movie because they are "too old school". Broccoli assured Bond fans that the decline in Bond music will be remedied by having the theme song for Bond #23 sung and written by AMERICAN IDOL's Larry Platt who also wrote and sang "Pants on the Ground".
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by u5227470736789439
That is almost enough to make a Priest blaspheme!
Very funny if hopefully not true.
Whether D Craig is the next Bond is much less significant than it NOT being a certain M Damon!
ATB from George
Very funny if hopefully not true.
Whether D Craig is the next Bond is much less significant than it NOT being a certain M Damon!
ATB from George
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by Sniper
I think work on the 'next' bond film (Bond23) started around this time last year. Craig will be packing the Walther PPK (he has said he will play Bond until his knees give out). It would be the end of civilisation as we know it to have an American play Bond. Someone called lady gaga (who ever she is)is rumoured to be singing the theme song.
Posted on: 01 April 2010 by ewemon
Saw one on another forum so decided to play it on my office staff and it worked.
Got a piece of official Konica Minolta headed notepaper which I got from a friend and attached it to the printer.
I had put on it that "This printer has been installed with the latest voice recognition software 4.01."
Please state your name clearly and use a command word from the list below.
Copy
Fax
Print
A4 Book
Put on it the usual blurb "If the printer does not recognise your name and command please repeat."
Nearly wet myself when the first girl went up to the machine and said her name along with the command.
Got a piece of official Konica Minolta headed notepaper which I got from a friend and attached it to the printer.
I had put on it that "This printer has been installed with the latest voice recognition software 4.01."
Please state your name clearly and use a command word from the list below.
Copy
Fax
A4 Book
Put on it the usual blurb "If the printer does not recognise your name and command please repeat."
Nearly wet myself when the first girl went up to the machine and said her name along with the command.
Posted on: 02 April 2010 by JWM
Posted on: 02 April 2010 by deadlifter
Excellent