2007 Already! Who Would've Adam & Eve'd it eh Chaps?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 27 December 2006
I trust all and sundrie have a healthy & profitable New Year, innit*
Regards,
Fritz Von And for anybody out there who thinks that I'm too early with this thread, I'll only say that they've already unfortunately missed the boat Chaps*
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was just thinking how very appropiate this years Nobel Prize Winner for Ecomonics was in real terms. Just think of the hundreds of millions of people around the world that previously had no hope nor income whatso'ever, but now have both, and are slowly but surely building a base of financial future security, that not only will be highly attractive to Our Mick's cheap Labour Wallers, but also to other sellers of goods that previously wouldn't have even looked in that direction!
Fritz Von Perhaps somebody should start a Micro Credit thread then?
P.S. Nice to see the Proud National Danish Symbol of Lego moving shop to er, The Czech Republic then to cut on labour costs by er, 80%, innit*
Fritz Von Perhaps somebody should start a Micro Credit thread then?
P.S. Nice to see the Proud National Danish Symbol of Lego moving shop to er, The Czech Republic then to cut on labour costs by er, 80%, innit*
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Wouldn't it be interesting if Charlton are around the middle of the League at the end of the season and The Hammers are really struggling to survive relegation once again? As most Chaps on here are seemingly basically turned on by money it seems to me, cunningly disguised as many other things, I bet the odds of England avoiding an Ashes whitewash are quite high (big money to be made in fact), well I never, we shall see won't we Chaps!
Fritz Von My parcel still didn't arrive yet, and Postie looked at me today as if I should give him a tip (New Chap you see Chaps), I think my look told him not to hint upon the prospect, I personally dont take anything for granted anymore (except Parry's comments of course).
And that's magic.
"The best advice you Chaps'll ever get from Berlin Fritz on this forum is, "Never listen to anybody's advice"
Goodnight*
Fritz Von My parcel still didn't arrive yet, and Postie looked at me today as if I should give him a tip (New Chap you see Chaps), I think my look told him not to hint upon the prospect, I personally dont take anything for granted anymore (except Parry's comments of course).
And that's magic.
"The best advice you Chaps'll ever get from Berlin Fritz on this forum is, "Never listen to anybody's advice"
Goodnight*
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
You have been declared whinging and shit stirring number one enemy of the postal workers.
We all hate you because you don't like us having fat pensions and even the old posties are in line for big hand outs on shares.
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the parcel old chap. Don't expect the postman to like you when you slag him off. Half of your mail is probably in someones dustbin.
Happy new year.
Regards
Mick
You have been declared whinging and shit stirring number one enemy of the postal workers.
We all hate you because you don't like us having fat pensions and even the old posties are in line for big hand outs on shares.
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the parcel old chap. Don't expect the postman to like you when you slag him off. Half of your mail is probably in someones dustbin.
Happy new year.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by andy c
quote:You have been declared whinging and shit stirring number one enemy of the postal workers.
We all hate you because you don't like us having fat pensions and even the old posties are in line for big hand outs on shares.
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the parcel old chap. Don't expect the postman to like you when you slag him off. Half of your mail is probably in someones dustbin.
so, no 'be nice to fritz' new years resolution for you, then?
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Mick P
No
Also I hope they don't send his dole cheque in the post, almost guaranteed to go missing.
Regards
Mick
Also I hope they don't send his dole cheque in the post, almost guaranteed to go missing.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by acad tsunami
The audience is impressed with Mick's devestating wit as he performs his one man show to fans at the Naim bar-b-q
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I think it's marvellous that such a small undeveloped and backward country such as India can in the space of a year turn around a massive deficit in it's Railways into a £2,5 Billion profit, cutting fares, introducing dedicated lines (Spurs) for goods traffic to make it more efficient etc, etc, etc.
Fritz Von You'd think if a little backwater like that could do it, so could Blighty eh Chaps!
P.S. I wonder who's gonna make the Classic Arrogant Steriotypical Comment then?
I knew an angry trainer once who got so cross he nearly developed epilepsy!
Fritz Von You'd think if a little backwater like that could do it, so could Blighty eh Chaps!
P.S. I wonder who's gonna make the Classic Arrogant Steriotypical Comment then?
I knew an angry trainer once who got so cross he nearly developed epilepsy!
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Mick P
I think it's marvellous that such a small undeveloped and backward country such as India can in the space of a year turn around a massive deficit in it's Railways into a £2,5 Billion profit, cutting fares, introducing dedicated lines (Spurs) for goods traffic to make it more efficient etc, etc, etc.
Fritz Von You'd think if a little backwater like that could do it, so could Blighty eh Chaps!
Fritz
Now is the time.....get off your ass and get a job with Network Rail and show them how it is done. Go on, I dare you, it is dead easy spouting here, so lets see you do something constructive.
Regards
Mick
Fritz Von You'd think if a little backwater like that could do it, so could Blighty eh Chaps!
Fritz
Now is the time.....get off your ass and get a job with Network Rail and show them how it is done. Go on, I dare you, it is dead easy spouting here, so lets see you do something constructive.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Network Rail is doing relatively well at present in it's own right, and has glowing reports of late. Wether this will 'be allowed' to continue or not in the furure is another matter entirely as unlike other er, so-called companies in the UK that are making money from PFI and railway lines combined, NetRail is staffed by experienced 'qualified' well paid and motivated Pro's from another age where safety and quality , meant somthing and certainly would get no help from me in the UK. ExConMan, Virgin on the Ridiculous, etc, etc, etc, screw the buses by moronic eneducated (and unelected) Council Wallers will soon be Blair's real Legacy to name but a few*
Fritz Von Connex lasted 5 seconds here on my very doorstep, Now I wonder Why?*
Our Mick stop wasting your well earned precious scotch swilling time on here talking gibberish and go and teach yourself how to write the odd sentence in plain English, or Spanish even if that suits you more betterer!
Liked your guitar lesson link on your website, very Posh John*
God only knows why you try to be clever on here, when you've once again bought your way back into the swearing and chav section of the old Pink salmon Show where you're obviously far more at home with certain uncouth daft individuals that pander to your verbal tosh, innit?*
I've written off ever getting that parcel, though do feel sorry for the person who went to the trouble to send it, as well as the ridiculous postage it cost him (which I'll reimburse very soon).
The Kaiser's Post is Coming to Britain soon, then you'll see service*
I trust that Mrs Mick is still not Steamin in the kitchen?
Fritz Von Connex lasted 5 seconds here on my very doorstep, Now I wonder Why?*
Our Mick stop wasting your well earned precious scotch swilling time on here talking gibberish and go and teach yourself how to write the odd sentence in plain English, or Spanish even if that suits you more betterer!
Liked your guitar lesson link on your website, very Posh John*
God only knows why you try to be clever on here, when you've once again bought your way back into the swearing and chav section of the old Pink salmon Show where you're obviously far more at home with certain uncouth daft individuals that pander to your verbal tosh, innit?*
I've written off ever getting that parcel, though do feel sorry for the person who went to the trouble to send it, as well as the ridiculous postage it cost him (which I'll reimburse very soon).
The Kaiser's Post is Coming to Britain soon, then you'll see service*
I trust that Mrs Mick is still not Steamin in the kitchen?
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
Another lame excuse, still rather criticise than do something yourself.
Another lame excuse, still rather criticise than do something yourself.
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Our Mick stop wasting your well earned precious scotch swilling time on here talking gibberish and go and teach yourself how to write the odd sentence in plain English...
"...and canst not behold a beam in thine own eye...?"
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz
Another lame excuse, still rather criticise than do something yourself.
Care to point out the criticism of network rail then John, while i Is waiting for my hot water bottle (Stone jar actually with cork).
Fritz Von Toe curling stuff indeed*
I've often thought what a Great Foreign Secretary The Right Honourable Cyril Smith MP would have made!
Iraq!
"It's Crap"
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Our Mick stop wasting your well earned precious scotch swilling time on here talking gibberish and go and teach yourself how to write the odd sentence in plain English...
"...and canst not behold a beam in thine own eye...?"
Yawm� And welcome back to you too Madam*
Fritz Von The Natives are restless tonight, innit:
P.S. I enjoy writing odd sentences actually*
Yawm is an old Cornish Yachters term by the way.
Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
...and has no political or religious persuations (on here) from either the left nor the right John*
Which makes you centrist - most definitely a political persuasion, if not left or right, and just as capable of radicalism.
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
...and has no political or religious persuations (on here) from either the left nor the right John*
Which makes you centrist - most definitely a political persuasion, if not left or right, and just as capable of radicalism.
Yawn³
Fritz Von That's an Old English word explaining that you are an exceptionally boring old fart, and I should jolly well know Clive, innit!
The Wrath of the Lamb comes to mind!
I wonder what Odd Sentence that Scum Mancunian family will get then for burning out a school playground enemy, mindless tossers³
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by Rockingdoc
quote:Originally posted by acad tsunami:
The audience is impressed with Mick at the Naim bar-b-q
Ah, those were the days. The one and only Naim punters' BBQ. I wonder if the staff have recovered from meeting the forum members yet.
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Rockingdoc:quote:Originally posted by acad tsunami:
The audience is impressed with Mick at the Naim bar-b-q
Ah, those were the days. The one and only Naim punters' BBQ. I wonder if the staff have recovered from meeting the forum members yet.
Repetition I think me Old Dockinrock or was it possibly good old hesitation John? Irrespective of what hifi system I may possess the very last thing on earth I personally would wish to experience would be meeting members of this forum at a grill party, though my ego tells me some might like meeting me for some reason?
Regards,
Fritz Von A few Brasso's with our Adam daan der Aunch might be fun though*
Have fun in the big apple core Our Andy & don't forget to leave yer warrant card at home now Son, it doesn't impress those Yankees thow knaas!
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by andy c
quote:Have fun in the big apple core Our Andy & don't forget to leave yer warrant card at home now Son, it doesn't impress those Yankees thow knaas!
One will try....
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by andy c:quote:Have fun in the big apple core Our Andy & don't forget to leave yer warrant card at home now Son, it doesn't impress those Yankees thow knaas!
One will try....
Be careful though Our Andy cos as only preached not some 10 days afore in this very Boutique by Our Mick himself, shopping over there is ludicrously expensive at the minute, and let's face it, he should jolly well know being a Spectator expert and all, innit*
Regards,
Fritz Von A man who eats steamed Wiltshire strawberries in lambs kidney and cognac sauce with ice cream and maxwell house coffee powder on top can't be wrong now can he? Oh No!
Have a good time, and don't forget to wear fresh socks at JFK.
A Palmist once said to me!
"Will you Bloody well let go Man!"
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by andy c
Fritz,
one thing I am is careful with me cash...!
one thing I am is careful with me cash...!
Posted on: 29 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps
If he is thick then what do you think of the people who voted him in ?
Regards
Mick
Difficult to resist Our Michael, you posting on a Bush's Brain Thread. You are quite right (as per usual) these people voted in the most powerful individual on the Planet, and people here whinge about his sanity & intel-logic skills, innit?
Regards,
Fritz Von Looks like you were right again (not as daft as you sound it appears!), my cheque has indeed been lost in the post it seems, ah well, it's lucky I'm a highly trained survivor then?
P.S. I see yet more negative moves have hampered the Farcepak (Swindon, Wilts) Mugs*
N.B. Sky News will be showing Sadders Hanging Live for those who wish to pay I hear!
Cheyney, Rummie, Bushy, and Our Tone are all busy though to attend the live Jig!
Posted on: 30 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Big Brother:
Putting aside the President's IQ , I think there are a number of reasons he is as popular as he is with some voters.
First of all, here in the West, people have a very definite view of politics and the world in general, that view is simplistic, homespun, and very firm. Most of Bush's support has come from the Western Plains and the South. There has always been a huge gap in America between the rich and poor, during the 40's 50' and 60's that gap narrowed and we had a large fairly affluent middle class. This was the era of Liberalism at it's height. Now, with a large disenfranchised lower class and a struggling middle income group (whose ranks are thinning) people do not have the leisure time they once did, time that could be used to better inform oneself about the world at large.
Union membership is way down, your average US citizen today gets it's guidance from the electronic media, a media that has become increasingly focused on corporate priorities and on which the firm simplicity of the Conservative message comes across quite effectively.
I should mention that being born in the South, having lived there and in the Western states for a vast portion of my life, I can well understand the appeal of Conservatism. But the truth is the last frontier disappeared almost 150 years ago, and the primitive 'go it your own' philosophy of the West, is no longer relevant. That does not however, make it any less appealing to those who long for a simpler time, and a world where everything is black and white.
In my district, here in NM, Republican support in the last election was about 70%. Bush support at my place of work runs about 90 %. Some of these are very nice people. One guy who is an avid Rush Limbaugh listener and has a limited education, does not believe the moon landing ever happened, and has some other curious ideas about the world at large. He's a good bloke, I always look foreword to seeing him and we have a good laugh, but I would not dream of attempting to impose any of my political beliefs on him or anyone else. If someone asks I'll tell them I'm a Democrat, and leave it there.
I don't know what the solution to all this is, when Bush leaves office he will either be replaced with someone who is as bad or worse, or a Democrat compromise type candidate, who will be ineffective and basically useless. I do agree on some level that our leaders can only be as good as the people they lead, over time, and as always, only in a 'democratic' society.
BB
Shocked & Stunned�
Regards,
Fritz Von Cheynie & Rummy are now responsible for the death of an ex President in his own Sovreign land invaded by the Yankee agressor for no legal reason whatso'ever, tell me otherwise?
America has become the rich playground bully that is slowly & unfortunately becoming inhabited by uneducated moronic selfish human beings who know about nothing in this world further than the end of their noses, God told me this personally, so it must be true Chaps, innit. (Allowing Husseins death in a Civil War/undemocratic ridden land was a big mist�ke and I feel the 'West' will suffer greatly from it) like the Yanks, Arabs generally want blood, then calm down when the meat is cooked and ready for eating*
I think Saddam is the first ever President (ex) to be exceuted by a foreign power in modern History, anybody care to name another?
Rumania etc killed their own under their own system.
Sandhurst trained Idi, later to live a life of luxury in er, Saudi Arabia died a natural death, as did, Pinochet, Smith, Stalin, Mao, Nixon, Mugabe?, Pot, etc, etc, etc, not to mention all the bottom lickers living it up in South America & Africa on Diplomatic tickets*
Talking of daft unscrupulous tyrants, Our Mick will be amused to hear that I'm now enjoying homemade unlevened bread (flour & water baked) with Spam (not Wiltshire) and salt, and very tasty it is too John(s).
Deano my earlier post means that Berlin Fritz hs NO political leanins, do you Ken Son?
Posted on: 30 December 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
The thought of you subsisting on spam (so unhealthy) and dry bread because the cheque got lost in the post fills me with delight.
Thats what happens when you piss of your postal worker.
I had a nice pasta dish last night washed down with a nice bottle of Merlot.
Out tonight and tomorrow night at some local restaurant. How do I do it ... dead easy, get a job.
Regards
Mick
The thought of you subsisting on spam (so unhealthy) and dry bread because the cheque got lost in the post fills me with delight.
Thats what happens when you piss of your postal worker.
I had a nice pasta dish last night washed down with a nice bottle of Merlot.
Out tonight and tomorrow night at some local restaurant. How do I do it ... dead easy, get a job.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 30 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz
The thought of you subsisting on spam (so unhealthy) and dry bread because the cheque got lost in the post fills me with delight.
Thats what happens when you piss of your postal worker.
I had a nice pasta dish last night washed down with a nice bottle of Merlot.
Out tonight and tomorrow night at some local restaurant. How do I do it ... dead easy, get a job.
Regards
Mick
It's 'Piss Off' and that's is an abbreviation of that is by the way John! You often BOAST on here that you never pay for things, so I must assume that going regularly to the same nosebag gaff means you get it buckshee Jack? Your friend Merlin is a boring wine anyway that has never seen grapes nor vines, only stainless steel vats and months of jiggery-pokery disguised as ageing, ie, money-making as with most subjects on this forum, that's why I take nobody here seriously, top hifi's or not, Music is what counts Baby*
A very dear friend of mine (Welsh)(believe it or not a long term, still-serving member of the er, Post Office in the United Kingdom) once said to me "Chaucer was obviously a Muslim" to which I replied "Yeah! but Leeds still wont win the FA Cup Final"
Regards,
Fritz Von I rest my Attach�, innit Michael:
If I was Mrs Mick I'd much rather go to a decent Indian restaurant nearby and as well as actually having a converstaion with my husband in peace, pay the bill for him/us too!
Hello Mrs Mick, I'd be very surprised if you in fact were not reading this Dear, fictional or not, innit!
God I despise Manchester City*