2007 Already! Who Would've Adam & Eve'd it eh Chaps?

N.B. As much as I'm fond of cats and in fact quite a few dogs too, I wouldn't personally in a million years dream of having one of them around the house unattended with young children under say the age of 3-ish, the risk is simply far too high, innit*


If I had a quid for ever time some moron has said to me, "he's really gentle and wouldn't hurt a fly", I'd probably have more fountain pens and antique shotguns than Our Mick*



Acad Old Bean, i Is glad you spelt epoquecressy proper like Son*

One has to use a chipcard to buy fags from a machine here as from today to prove one's age, a large part of the City's streets have already been swept today of millions of fireworks (even though it's a holiday), not too many pissed arrests last night, one 32 year old stabbed his father to death, and Doctors refused to artificially sustain the pregnancies of quite a few ladies who wanted to give birth after midnight in order to benefit from a new & very generous Child Benefit, that doesn't apply to those born yesterday*


Couldn't make it up could you?



Welcome Bulgaria & Romania to the Club too Chaps, innit*


Here we go again:


P.P.S. If I'm totally honest here Chaps (you know me) my instincts were fluttering slightly over the Kosherness of the first Hammers win against Man United, and I'm even more Suss now over the reality of losing 6-0 to Reading this afternoon?


Something is Amiss*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder how many future threads we'll see on here explaining to all and sundrie why England got totally wiped out in the current Ashes Tour?
Posted 00:22 23.11.06.

Fritz Von The excuses, the cheating, the dodgey balls*
*

Best to get it into place for the fifth test Chaps, What!

TRUTH WILL TRIUMPH

Fritz Von Yus My Dear!

Fritz Von Who was as Shocked & Stunned as I when the whingeing over leaked bowling plans were er, reported then?

Maybe they need a new manager?

quote:

Originally posted by warwick:
I'm contemplating buying a bike to take me to work in the West End every morning from North London. Part of the journey is hilly. 6 mile trip one way, taking 45-50 minutes.

Had 2 cheap mountain bikes from Sterling House and would like something more robust and reliable. Back brakes on current cheap bike would cost 100 quid to fix according to local high end bike dealer!

Would like something with good supsension.
I believe that hybrid bikes would be suitable.
Put off buy price of around 300 quid at Decathalon Bikes and don't have much faith in Halfords customer service. I think I'll again look out for a good second hand bike e.g at the shop in Holloway Rd and the one up from Camden.

Don't forget to secure yourself a decent Camden Lock as well Son to avoid gettin it half-inched like, innit'


Regards,


Fritz Von 50 bleedin mínutes! what yer doing riding backwards John? you'd be quicker walkin wiv a strong wind against yer*


P.S. If the recent 'witettes' on today's Shortest Joke thread are examples of 2007 to come, I'd rather we'd stayed in 2006 to be honnist Chaps, honest!



Goodnight.

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Originally posted by rupert bear:
... that the release of unofficial footage of, and indeed the apparent manner of, Saddam's execution is basically barbaric. Public executions were banned in supposedly civilised Britain in the mid-19th century, but now we're being inundated with images of this scene - partly, no doubt, Bush Administration propaganda.

When Ceaucescu was shot dead in Romania (1990?) we saw a few grainy pics to prove that justice had been done there, and that was enough. This media savagery puts us all in the same hole as the dictator.

As well as having seen quite a few WWII film sequences during History lessons at school, the C/D Camp scenes etc I recall my parents having sign a thingy first as I was under 16. Last year the News Channels of the Universe constantly played a piece of footage over and over and over again showing General Ladich and his brave Laddies chucking young lads and men into a ditch hands tied behind their backs, and their whimps etc could be heard, they were then shot at close range with ruhless efficiency.

Regards,

Fritz Von I can't seem to recall Blair, 2 Jags, Cameron or anybody else for that matter saying a bleedin Dicky Bird about it, Can you Chaps?


What the saddam film did show was that the official version was nothing like the real version* Bit like PFI and Our Mick's little world really, innit:

Acad Old Bean! I seem to remember when I was first in Thailand (20 years ago) that I was very surprised at seeing little kids reading mags with very graphic pictures of car accident victims in them etc, etc, like we read comics. The Japanese have a perverse (to us) morbid interest in these things too, as I've no doubt they do in the Philippines as well!


Regards,


Fritz Von If the security situation in Iraq wasn't so very dire at present, I'm sure they'd have hanged him publically with thousands in attendance no doubt, as would be the case in the UK if somebody like Huntly or Lord Archer or Blair was strung up*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

[QUOTE] as I've no doubt they do in the Philippines as well!

I have not seen any Fritz, not even in Manila. Filipinos dont read anything very much and the book shops here are abyssmal. I know the Japanese are (seemingly) a bit weird about this sort of stuff but Im surprised at the Thais.

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Fritz Von If the security situation in Iraq wasn't so very dire at present, I'm sure they'd have hanged him publically with thousands in attendance no doubt, as would be the case in the UK if somebody like Huntly or Lord Archer or Blair was strung up*

Agreed. Fox news would get the tv rights and I expect Blair would be selling seats at his own hanging and inviting his celebrity friends too I shouldn't wonder. People are weird.

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If I had a quid for ever time some moron has said to me, "he's really gentle and wouldn't hurt a fly", I'd probably have more fountain pens and antique shotguns than Our Mick*

But would you have three of those swank watering cans he's got? Does Mick have three arms?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by acad tsunami:
But would you have three of those swank watering cans he's got? Does Mick have three arms?[/QUOTE]

Shotguns come in pairs I think Our Acad!

Fritz Von There is no reading involved in those little booklets, it's all gory pictures*

I was referring to his watering cans our Fritz - he says he has three of them.

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
I was referring to his watering cans our Fritz - he says he has three of them.

I was just attempting a lickle wheeze Our Acad, seemingly my form is far far lower than it's normal pit at present? Charlton really have their work cut out tonight against The Gunners (My birthplace embarrassingly enough) though I was surprised that when I mentioned on here the possibility of Our Parders keeping Charlton up (after his first win) and the Hammers going down or seriously struggling (as they are) at least 6 other posters have said exactly the same thing since as if they'd just somehow thought of it?


Fritz Von Personally I don't give a monkey's toss, but it does highlight the constant oblivious repetition on here at times (even without parry's joined up thinking)*


P.S. President Ford's Funeral thingy was most respectful and proper I thought, and was/is well deserved of a True Military Hero & Statesman, unlike the many present*


I wonder when they're gonna sentence those Manc firebombing scumbags then?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
I was referring to his watering cans our Fritz - he says he has three of them.

I was just attempting a lickle wheeze Our Acad, seemingly my form is far far lower than it's normal pit at present?

Wheeze away our Fritz, I'm feeling a little orf form meself, my little poem to Parry has quite exhausted my talents.

quote:

Originally posted by Bruce Woodhouse:
I think his excution should have been televised. This was a state sanctioned execution. The pictures should have been shown, not to remove his dignity, but to remind all who sought his death what is actually involved when a life is taken.

We should be able to see what is done, for me the revulsion at killing, whoever it may be, is important. Politics, wars and invasions are not about moving counters on a map. A bomb blows people to bits. Gory, smelly, painful bits. Cameras reporting from Iraq and other places should report from the hospitals and the orphanages to remins us this is not a video game.

Bruce

I totally agree, though not for any of the egoistic and frankly pathetic selfish reasons put on this thread by various er, "Shocked & Stunned" folk most of who'm seemingly don't know their arses fromn their elbows? When the truly evil sons of Hussein were shown to the Fearfull, wrecked and in constant mortal dread Citizens of Iraq, they could move on, though not fully trust that things had changed, Fear is the enemy, Saddams death can be seen by them as a removal of that integral fear (ie, televised in Iraq and neighbourhoods, if morons on UK etc want to watch it for whatever reason that's their affair, UK is not a Sane, Civilised place anymore, it's a Bloody Mess Right across the Board² and the sooner folk start seriously waking up to this fact the better.


Fritz Von Oh what a Brokeback Mountain*

I was just thinking that those posting all the lovely posts regarding the vandalism of er, Architecture' wouldn't have done too badly by looking at Private Eye Magazine on occassion (over the last er, 30 years). A rather famous lover of things beautiful started a thread/column around about then covering just this theme, and probably has reported on literally thousands of 'British' Architectural and building Materpieces that have either been "Officially" neglected, destroyed by anonymous fires, saved on few óccassions to bring much pleasure to future generations, though mainly sold off/derelicted to allow Our Mick's mates (unelected Council wallers usually, taking plenty of backhanders for planning permission to secure quick bucks and run, same old shit, same old stories.



Fritz Von Sadly too, the same old Council taypayers and locals that get ripped off every time too with something that actually belongs to them amd their communities, wether churches, art decor cinema's, wonderful park or garden buildings, etc, etc, etc, all boiling down to GREED in the end*



Enough to make one want to write pomes and become a laureat or summfink, innit Chaps*



I see bald Eagles are still being Shot in the States then willy nilly, lucky it's not a national symbol or something silly like that then*



Where the Taj Mahal then? Good Grief*


Goodnight*

I suppose if the 'Officials' who took the Saddam hanging film (most likely for dosh, fox/Sky ?) hadn't actually have done it nobody would be the wiser, as with investigative journos etc from thingys like, er Private Eye really, innit*

Fritz

Do you own a naim system just out of interest?

Regards

quote:

Originally posted by Right Wing:
Fritz

Do you own a naim system just out of interest?

Regards

So it's that time of the year again John issit? This being the only Naim Forum I'm permitted to post on I'd hardly be boring you all with my thoughts on CD Racks wall mountings etc, now would I Son. Occassionally I mention my thoughts regarding er, music on here too, and if you'd read a recent post of mine that I made it clear that irrespective of what Hi Fi system I personally own at present (not too mention wanting to advertise it to all and sundrie + 40 whisky bottles) the last thing I'd want to do is meet people from here at a bleedin Barbie, do we KEN at last?


Regards,



Fritz Von And think yourself lucky I've even bothered to waste time replying to your obviously very weak attempt at banter (New Zealand's nice I hear, go and live there Son)*


Nite Nite, Get a Life*


P.P.S. Just enjoyed some nice fresh Californian Walnuts, which although good for memory and not forgetting what Mr Right Wing for example has previously said shit-wise on here much to the annoaynace of many members (Seek and Yee shall find), as once afore-mentioned they're also excellent as preventitive natural proven intake against developing 'Alzheimers' though that hardly concerns me, now does it Chaps?


Re: Capital Punishment & Torture around the world varies (in number 10's View) depending on who'm they are dealing with, Saudi's record stinks, though Blair licks their bottoms continuously as did Thatcher with Iran. Relative opinions regarding what is and isn'zt humane regarding hanging or injection etc, etc, I feel (especially in the US are purely directed by domestic Politics and NOTHING ElSE).


And the Band plays on, as it always did*

Our Acad! You're sounding more like Our Mick as every new day passes John.


Regards,



Fritz Von Stop whingeing and sort your own neighbourhood out*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Our Acad! You're sounding more like Our Mick as every new day passes John.


Regards,



Fritz Von Stop whingeing and sort your own neighbourhood out*

Fritz von cough up £5 per month you tight git - I know you can do it.

(Between you and me I have heard that Mick is so tight arsed that when he farts only dogs can hear it!)

I have a UNICEF Office not 2 minutes walk from here, Why on earth would I want to donate £5 (Which I actually cannot afford) so that possibly 75P of it in reality lands in the hands of those who need it?


Regards,



Fritz Von This forum is becoming a true denizen of Salesmen & Beggars it seems to me*


Known as Snare by the Chaps at the Lodge*

Well done Our Fredders, I hope you're not a private person like I now am, or the lack of peace & quiet can be very annoying at times (I have many years of experiencing 'lodgers' in this apartment*) friends´/colleagues or not, it eventually all boils down to respect for one another, and especially one another's belongings in the end etc: (Not to mention sodding off leaving unpaid bills (various)

Regards,



Fritz Von We really must teach Franks wife that Stetin is actually spelt Stettin, and as a great majority of Poles speak German, and not an ounce of English, it's surprising really, innit (I wonder what the troops in Iraq speak?) *



Sleep Tight* as I finally will right now, at last, without any qualms whatso'ever about not donating money to UNICEF either*



Have you noticed that Saddams exceution in the UK is more important than 200 plus British Servicemens lives and God only knows how many injured for life through an illegal War in a Country that has in reality been in Civil War for nearly two years already?


Parry Gives to Charity you know!

There again so do Cheynie & Rummie, etc!

When the new Wemberleeee is finally opened to the public so they can spend a fortune for tickets after already as taxpayers financing most of it's well overpriced and serious lateness anyway, will/should the proud boss of a builder get a Knighthood, for services to Gordon Brown's PFI schemes that are never shown on official audit accounts?



Fritz Von He will, and that firm is already being given new British PFI Contracts?????

The Silence is just as great now as it was just six months ago when the er, World Media continually showed 'Uncensored' film of at least eight young men being murdered on camera by Ladich's henchmen (so-called civilised soldiers) laughing and joking and smoking in the background.


Fritz Von On this premise (padded Cell+) Anybody who's even mentioned any kind of shocked & stunned reaction to 2 Jag's comments are simply living in a world with a bag over their heads, and should vote him and Blair's cronies back into power asap, and stop whingeing over such obviously hypocritical bollocks�


This is only my opinion and not advice Chaps*


Remember I can't vote in UK, so my word is worthless anyway, and of no interest to politicians either. In fact I wonder how many concerned folk out there over Presser's Gobshite, actually do vote for that matter?



I Used to Perlay Cericket !!

Dear Fritz,

Actually I am a quite private person who enjoys the quiet, but the other three are rather sane compared to the majority of people, so I guess that though on occasion I might wish for more quiet, sharing will also have its benefits! The standard of cooking is likely to improve for example. And the costs go right down. It all depends on the people.

Kindest wishes from Fredrik

I see that the new Secretary General of the UN has seemingly different views regarding Capital Punishment to those of his predecessor then?


Fritz Von Maybe somebody should tell UNICEF etc?

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

Actually I am a quite private person who enjoys the quiet, but the other three are rather sane compared to the majority of people, so I guess that though on occasion I might wish for more quiet, sharing will also have its benefits! The standard of cooking is likely to improve for example. And the costs go right down. It all depends on the people.

Kindest wishes from Fredrik

So long as yer Appy Our Fredders! and you may well find too that with that extra bit of pocket money you may well be going to the auld boozer more often, smoking more fags, and er, sloshin down even more fine vodka and Bigos to a point when you've had quite enough of it, or haven't as the case may be!

Cheers,

Fritz Von My lack of extra money is irrellevant to having privacy in my own home (even though it is rented). I remember you having complaints from your new neighbours re- your music's volume, I do hope the new chaps like Classical stuff at all hours too?

I reckon you're probably old enough now to
decide that one though for yourself Our Fredderseck, innit.



I wonder how long Iraqi hunters hang their Pheasant for then afore scoffin em?

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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Originally posted by i am simon 2:


The sport was excelent,

If the birds could shoot back I would accept it was a sport.

Wow Our Acad! You're even discussing Our Micks favourite subject as well now?


Cheers,



Fritz Von International spelling as a Sport, now that would be excellent John, innit*


N.B. Last night at about 03:30 GMT I was listening to UK Talk Radio in bed on me short coily thing (as you do) when some Scouse bird rang in (apparently a close relative of dog mauling family) using a false name (Tracy) to protect her innocence. It was difficult to convieve that such fuckwits still actually exist on this planet to be honest, and her communication skills were absolutely mind-blowingly steriotypical & base as well. I know it's no crime to be simply daft or stupid, but this was seriously on another level (I bet that bird would shoot back Our Acad and make no mistook). *



Phew²

I love Scousers me!