2007 Already! Who Would've Adam & Eve'd it eh Chaps?

Those that have had the benefit of visiting an abboitoire will recall the screaming of pigs and cows and their obvious fear brought on by the screams of those before them, and their oncoming pain (animals don't know what death is).

Fritz Von Perhaps they should get a nice injection instead to make the farmers feel better like at the vets?



What a load of emotional & totally irrelevant tosh, and I wrote it Chaps*

You know how most Americans (quite correctly) blamed Saddam for 9/11, well now that US Intel has squeezed all the AQ & Afghan Intel out of him he was of no, more use anyway, hence when found in the fox hole he wasn't immediately shot as any other so found would have been and still is daily, innit*



Fritz Von I see the Yanks have recently named a bit of their moon then (New Guantanamo).



I wonder if Our Acad's ever seen any Ken Loach filums then?

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I wonder if Our Acad's ever seen any Ken Loach filums then?

Yes, I have.

Did you know that Parry is so thick he thought 'The Dukes of Hazard' was a documentary?

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I wonder if Our Acad's ever seen any Ken Loach filums then?

Yes, I have.

Did you know that Parry is so thick he thought 'The Dukes of Hazard' was a documentary?

So did I John?



Cheers,



Fritz Von And Herz Van Rental was a great 70's Dutch Centre Forward*

Straw Dogs was good too*

Cheers,

Fritz Von all about the mid-nineteenth century Hay Wars of Herefordshire and there aboots*

You know when Margaret Hilda was doing about £300 Million plus worth of business through Coal & Steel with the GDR (then the 10th most powerful Industrial nation on earth in its own right) though she told everybody that officially she didn't recognise it, it makes you wonder why she didn't complain about the death penalty it still impimented then too against political dissidents, dunnit really? There again as it didn't exist in her eyes, I suppose unlike "Tom Robinson etc" she wouldn't have would she, though God only knows where she thought all the Democratic Sterling Bar silver from the Bank of England was going to at the docks boarding those well-armed er, GDR Ships then? (Like the Soviets who dealt in Gold Bullion, they didn't trust the West one bloody inch with cash either). Oh Yes those were the good old days weren't they Chaps, keep yer trap shut, and be good*



Cheers,



Fritz Von After Monday's hammer Horror nothing much surprises me anymore*



Parry's welcome absence makes me feel even more free on here somehow in my daunting task of educating you all?

No El Cheapo Mexican Cruises for Our Mick on this Years Christmas Tax Free Bonus Chaps, Oh No! it's one of these each instead, and that's just for starters.

Architectural Vandalism, First Minitry of Works, then PSA, then whatever it deems to call itself now. Literally �Billions in Taxpayers money for shoddy cowboys disguised as pros, scandal after scandal, funds lost, etc, etc, all still rolls on wrecking listed buildings and raping treasures that end up in either rubbish heaps or senior Chaps own homes*



Fritz Von Not worth wasting any more breath over I feel*



Goodnight*

Have you got a garden Fritz?

Fritz von Flipper, did you watch the promo video?

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Have you got a garden Fritz?

Yes Thank You John!

Cheers,


Fritz Von It'd take a bloody lot of flagstones to cover it though* Dublin's New National Gallery is very nice.

I suppose that when you think about it in the cold day of light the one individual's invention (that he invented himself and manufactured himself) and has been responsible directly by it's efficient and intended use of killing & maiming human beings for whatever reason has been a certain Comrade Kalashnikov, innit*


Fritz Von Maiming a soldier brings others into site to fire upon, whereas straight taking out doesn't Chaps.


I hope this helps?*



Any takers on the AK47 then, cheap as fuck too, and the wood's really lovely when polished up?

N.B. I see that drink driving for off-duty British civil servants is soon gonna be made illegal then?

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and the wood's really lovely when polished up?

Sat next to an appropriate arrangement of flowers on a table or mantle piece and you have definately got yourself an artistic talking point to delight your guests our Fritz

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and the wood's really lovely when polished up?

Sat next to an appropriate arrangement of flowers on a table or mantle piece and you have definately got yourself an artistic talking point to delight your guests our Fritz

When I got back from Montreal last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at
the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo
yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said,"Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Innit:

What does one call it when Our Mick chucks a coin to a poor forlorn begger sitting on the kerbstone? Besides being a miracle or to impress a bystander Chap, I suppose there's only one other thing it could be described as, innit!


Fritz Von It's a Parrydime, obvious innit Tom*


Goodnight Ladies!

The beggar's renamed Par'venue too naturally.


N.B. As Our Deano recently agreed with me, it's bloody lucky Our Gordon's soon Gonna bin the old CBI innit Chaps* can't have opposition now can we!

I see that the er, second er, Democratically erected Prime Minister of the New Iraq is quitting then, after making public that he can't do anything without the Whitehouse's go ahead or say so first. If you think I'm jesting then so be it, personally I find it an absolute travesty.

Fritz Von Perhaps Blair could give him some advice on how to lick arse?

Here's one for Mr Toy.. There are a few pubs here as well, and The Chief tells me there's some great Burger & Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets too (bit out of my pocket range though I'm afraid).

Regards,

Fritz Von It depends what you want of course John*

You can also gen up on here, innit*

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Remember I can't vote in UK!

Peer, convict or lunatic?

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Charlton really have their work cut out tonight against The Gunners (My birthplace embarrassingly enough)

Was that Woolwich or Charlton? You may have been one of my patients.

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Remember I can't vote in UK!

Peer, convict or lunatic?

All three I'm told Dockers Old Bean, and the money's Crap*


Fritz Von The Gunners refers to Arsenal (in my case Islington's Royal Free Hospital) next to Karl Marx's Gravestone thingy in Eyegate thingamybob, innit*

Being an ex Yachty person, I do very much admire the achievement of a rich 14 year old lad sailing from Gibralta (to miss the worlds busiest waterway, ie, the Channel) right across the Atlantic to a beautiful Antigua (even more British than Gibralta) with his Daddy a few thousand metres behind all the way in an even bigger posher yacht, and missing 6 weeks of school into the bargain. Not wishing in any way whatso'ever to demean or belittle this achievement, giving it eight & a half minutes full coverage on the BBC Main News last night as the Top Story was I personally thought, ludicrous priority of the highest degree.


Fritz Von They'll be wanting to bloody well Knight him next*


Good Luck to the Lad naturally and all who sail in him! but let's get things into some semblence of perspective here in the UK (Or is it far too late now Chaps?)

This looks interesting Chaps Dunnit? I was listening to him on the radio last eve chatting over this and er, that, quite thought provoking stuff given an open mind (you know me)and he's got a, Essex accent too I believe?


Fritz Von Going by many posts on here and the old PiSS too I'm surprised that anybody drives private cars anymore in the UK period, innit?

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Fritz Von The Gunners refers to Arsenal

Indeed it does, and The Arsenal is in Woolwich. The footballers scarpered north of the river a few years ago.

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Fritz Von The Gunners refers to Arsenal

Indeed it does, and The Arsenal is in Woolwich. The footballers scarpered north of the river a few years ago.

I was running up and down that spooky Dr Who-esque foot tunnel and playing on the old ferry back and forth avoiding the crew as a sprightly 6-7 year old with the other Chaps, we had the Twins to protect us in those days, the place was safe, even for little bastards like me John*


Cheers,


Fritz Von Even the Coppers were Appy Son*

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How many that have replied here give a second thought as to how the meat that they buy from a supermarket / butchers / fishmonger has been reared before they walk to the till with it?

Are they still alive then these days John?



Fritz Von And what would you like to gobble for tea tonight then Old Chap, that was a nice bird you were chatting to there wasn't it me Old Chook?



P.S. Chips & Mayo are really a Dutch Speciality I feel! Mustard in Paris, Salt & Vinegar in London, and Peanut Butter and Marmalade in Miami.

Berlin is Salt pure, salt & Ketchup, salt & Mayo, or the whole bloody lot, mainly watered down ketchup though* Never see Brown Sauce here unfortunately & Malt Vinegar is technically illegal cos of the old brewing law of 1516* believe it or not!

N.B. Just heard Jackson (as with Madonna older than I, heheheheh) giving his tribute to Mr Brown (So The Guy's gotta brain afterall then!)*

After being rather amused at comments by a Mr M.Parry last night who's a Chat Show Host on UK Talk Sport Radio, after he'd e-mailed em in to his colleague regarding there being more chance of aliens saving the Ashes than the England er, Squad themselves (during the Andrew Collins interview re- The Northern Cross and 2012 etc), I was intrigued by another caller who'll no doubt be of great interest to Our Andy once he's returned from being a hero in t'Big T'apple that is like! Totally ignoring Our Deano's sound legal advice about a serving er, Officer discussing ongoing situ/itel on air as it were this Chap bared it all. Stationed at Southend Central (amusingly named Adam would you believe) he gave his views and thoughts that a free society should allow, though he himself was dubious about the call getting him into the shit (time will tell), innit* Nick a van at 15, drive a trail of chaos, luckily killing nobody, and get 100 hours of Community Service in Reid's hard Britain, you could'nee make it up John:


Fritz Von A yankee ad on CNN earlier for a new Mobile mentioned the address at blahblahblak@/anywhere.com (Spoken as ****Slash Anywhere) I can just imagine that going out on the Beeb can't you Chaps?