"I Bought My First real 6 String Back In The Summer Of 69"

Dear Fritz,

You rightly pointed out that I have mentioned who I voted for at the last election more than once, but that seems fair enough to me. Not everyone here has a memory as long as yours, and long memory is good thing in my view.

On Saturday I shall be returning to live in Worcester and in the same constituency, so unless he retires at the election it seems likely that my vote will agin fall in the same place. The only way we can remove the current heartless gang from office is to vote for another splendid {Unsure Grin Smiley] group! No doubt they will be at least as annoying in time, but with poiliticians, it does not really help to leave them in office for too long, or else they get complacent and patronising. My vote has either been Tory or abstention (when I am fed up with them, but could not face the notion of voting for the other lot!), but now is the time to consider a change of government at the next election in UK, I feel sure.

How is Merkel doing, as we don't hear enough on the radio about German politics in my view?

ATB from Fredrik

i Is very pleased to hear that you're still on the political track Our Fredders, though when you abstain you waste a vote in my opinion, rather than actually going in and spoiling your ballot card if you see what I mean? that's what it's all about I reckon.
I'm not surprised that you don't hear much about German (or other European politics for that matter) on UK radio or TV (Mainly when they mention Europe they mean France). Merkel in my view is still hanging on to the ship quite well, considering she's leading a precarious all party coillition government. I was pretty surprised by the comments of a senior Yankee News Anchorman recently (Very famous one too) who pointed out that 99% of all US er, News Channels, only cover around 5% foreign news if that* Foreign News does not refer to when British or Yankee troops or policy are in action there, it means foreign as in foreign, unfortunately certain Countries only see as far as their own borders, innit(Can anybody think of any lately I wonder?)



Fritz von Never mind Our Jack'll be steering SS Britannia soon, and I'm looking forward next month (Sun 17th) to being an election helper for the first time at the Town Hall, where I even get two days off of work (paid) and a few bob on the day in my sky for being there* then as well as an impending visit from the court baillifs still hanging over my head from a 12 year old bank debt unable to be fully repaid through er, unemployment, and the fact that at the end of October I shall be once again er, unemployed and wondering about being able to pay my new rent 66% higher, window work started yesterday at last, things aren't looking too great actually Our Fredders, maybe I should become a Mason (or a Muslim), what do you reckon and sell my Shole?


Democracy at it's finest and 16 year olds + will be able to vote here (in local stuff) for the first time ever as well, imagine that in London can we? I think not, think of all the teenage Muslims hell bent on getting the Tories back in instead of Our Ken *


G'Day*** : (Full Colon) time for a POny innit;


I wonder if Blair, Thatcher, etc will ever be Pardoned?


At least we all know who the worlds greatest Livin Doll is though, innit:

quote:

Originally posted by bhazen:
I always thought they were cool; those sexy delta wings! I even had an Airfix Vulcan bomber kit when I was a kid in Lahore. I'm fuzzy on some details though -

Was it a "light" bomber (like an F-111)? Or more in the B-52 class, payload-wise? Super- or sub-sonic flight?

In Lahore you would have encountered a lot of Vulcanization John!


Regards,



Fritz von Repairing countless inner tubes*

Considering Gorgeous Gordon reckons he's gonna be Britain's next leader, it's bloody quiet innit*


Fritz von Far too quiet Wilson, Pike give me the field glasses, No not Mr Godfrey's opera thingys.



Stupid Boy!

Trying to sell an unwanted wedding anniversary gift in Swindon!!!


Fritz von The most famous Christian(s) in the world at present is/are the most wretched and folorn individual(s), as has always in my opinion at least, been the case too, wether Muslim, Jew, or Whatever: innit*


I definately could not imagine a Cobra EVER acting in the way 2 Jags and his chums have acted lately and that's a fact:

As mentioned on here a few times previously, an old mate & drinkin partner of mine (60 ish, only German Speaking now) is a Messianic Jew, who left Israel because of er, religious persecution and er, intollerance many years afore (he was born in Haifa) his folks of Russian/German extraction like 99% of the rest.


Fritz von the Christian thread in my view has turned (not suprisingly) into utter unsubstanciated and supposed bollocks, and I'm really looking forward to the next 500-1000 thread, or even more betterer Rhubarb Forcing II*


I'm flabbergasted how so much shite can be spread by so many people (or names) on an internet forum, at least I'm only one, and in my own person, the programme you've just read was first shown many moons afore*

quote:

Originally posted by bhazen:
I wish I had a witty riposte...

You indeed soon will Sir, very soon you shall have what you desire (and more)I promise.


Fritz von Just follow closely (not that closely though) your Commander in Chief's next few speeches to the American People*

Amazingly and quite coincidentally enough at lunchtime today (I popped home to try and catch the tea-leaves out as per usual, there's a lot of Brits round here temporarily at the mo) and what do I find two big old letters from the Town Hall re the very election I was harpic-ing on to Our Fredders about earlier at most ungodly hours, wunnit. Mentioning it briefly to my boss, I was surprised at her and others reaction to my being able to vote anyway, and the election helper aspect is linked indirectly as I'm a temporary thingy whils't employed. Actually she really got on my goat (without being aware of it) so I promptly wrote to said office and withdrew my support on that day with full apologies etc, etc (known to only you chaps, so don't mention it please). I will now enjoy that voting Sunday by rolling along and voting as in the past (to change part of the German (Written) Constitution actually (even as Non German National) (2 Jags doesn't even bother with the voting). A preliminary meeting of bullshit was pre-arranged too, landing on my soon to be enjoyed very well earned leave, so fuck em, fuck the money, fuck the days off, and Hail Fritz's Freedom to do what the Fuck he wants in a Free Society, taking the consequences as his , and his alone, unlike certain other Blame Game Island Cultures & er. merchants not so very far away from here as the old Emu flies.*


Goodnight*


Gatwick! Wotta Farce³ and there's More**


Anybody been charged yet then ??????


Eire attacks the North with missiles (no casualties) all flee to the South, Adams etc too, Paisley calls LOndon frantically, Blair's on holiday, 2-Jags says, "Fuck Off Ian" just keep it, do what the fuck you fuckin want with it" everybody beacame €uro payers and happy in the South.


Nobody noticed!


Bit like NI's well paid non working Govt really, innit*


Ah Well: Our Micks payin the Tab*

There you go Chaps, Car Insurance! I knew something tasty was just around the corner.



Fritz von Thank phew for that then*

under a Monkey too?

It just occurred to me (Honnist Chaps), that irrespective of my own 'possible' penchance for things Contra to mainstream and on occassion mantra and tanrum subjects, a new thread title comes boldly and ruggedly to mind. If I start it myself it will no doubt be ignored, so in the name of most of your future (and present) educations in all things 'English Spoken'I suggest that perhaps Our Erik or Fredders, or maybe even Tarquers (Who let's face it does need some new public) begins the jobby themselves in Naim's Name, namely 'English Spin and what it really means in the real world'


I concur,


Fritz von This potentially has the er, potential of being an intelligent and humourous set up of being er, the Greatest English Language Internet Forum Thread (not only here) but on the entire internet and in its history to-boot, of all time*



I kid you not*


Let's hear some decent examples, the potential is endless, and in every field, wether just explaining some say Private Eye sarcasm, or explaining (as one sees it) the wheat from the Chaff, although certain IFA's won't be pleased, they can certainly learn themselves for free*



I wonder how good folk on this forum really are when we get down to the basic nitty gritty of passing on information and honesty to those less fortunate than Our Mick?


P.S. As an example, explanantion I don't refer to exposing, or taking the piss, or even passing judgement (who me) just the opening up to younger/older less experienced or less aware minds of what is actually being said either on the news, or in a paper, or an advert, etc, etc, know what I mean, infoamed judgment to the core, it's ver<y simple, innit*


I'm already betting on who'll be the first taker, come on Parry make me rich you Bitch*

Just had a nice chat on a serious footy forum re the Hammers etc, this place is far too Mickey Mouse these days (if it ever wasn't that is for proper soccer talk) and watched a bit of the England game on Bubble Telly too, boring & I can't be arsed with Sweden either to be honnest.


Fritz von Just think only 60 years ago the Klan were still lynching blacks (male and female, pregnant too, cutting 7 month old babys from their freshly murdered Mother) (All FBI Accreditted by the way (under Truman's orders, though never pursued surprise surprise, and all in good old Georgia State amongst others too, Yes Chaps, 60 Years, good, innit*


I sleep soundly, How about you?

Pity no er fireamrms Officers were around with SAS Backup innit!

Berlin being a City of Dog Lovers was the very last Federal State (Berlin/Brandenburg) to finally ban the breeding of these fucking daft creatures that have only one purpose in life (I blame the so-called Moronic³ owners and not the dogs themselves). Although Labradors do in fact have the most powerful and damaging bite of all dogs, they unlike many of thier (Owners?) are equipped with decent brains and intelligence too)


I did larf earlier on the er, News when Federal Agents and Sniffer Dogs in Boston were mentioned, it's the other way around Surely?

I wonder what Plonker starts going on about guide dogs being menaces to the Home Secretary now?

This is all totally made up, British Law simply no longer exists for either its Nationals or long-term 'LEGAL' residents


Unbelievable Apathy on the part of the UK, the Guy openly and regularly preached his gig 'loud & Proud' on the street in er, London Capital of er, England and seat of er, Parliament (IN PLAIN ENGLISH) do you think they understood other stuff? he hardly speaks it himself for God's sake (with police onlookers always) for years on end, what the hell do you want out there, the return of Lynch Justice Mavbe?



How Convenient*

quote:

Originally posted by daddycool:
Didn't the Concorde use 4 Vulcan engines?

You'll never forget the sound a Concorde taking off either....

Pratts Surely John?


Fritz von Enjoyed the Smashing time testing it over London as a kid, deadly heart attacks for old folks (sonic booms: Yes they did do them over the Capitol irrespective of what you read or saw on Jackanory to the contrary) windows went too, no compensation (act of God wunnit) good old insurance never changes (full of shite�). RB211's cost an arm an a leg though, innit*


Bit like a stealth B2 really, when they fly over yer can only hear the ticking of the pilots watch; but only if you've got yer Naim, kit on full blast playing The New Seekers Greatest Hits III such as at one of Our Micks BBQ's or brainstorming Malt lunches.



I'm afraid you'll have to drink from every bottle first Sir before bringing them into the aircraft as handluggage, innit*:


And he was the Pilot: (Left the Charlie at home, far too risky)


Reid Indeed Is A Friend In Need*

A fine Witty Repost that indeed was Mr Cork! though totally unoriginal, badly thought out, said absolutely nothing of relevance and smacked of plagerism².


Fritz von When do you want to start as the new Home Secretary when Reid gets ousted for the scheming little PM wisher he'd so like to be then Sir? Out- played by his far more Cannie & experienced Trotskyite Chums, Doctor fer Fooks sake*



Give me Strength*


Boing: (No not the engines, the Magic Roondaboot Character with the Z-Bed!



SHOULD FRITZ BE BANNED FROM THE FORUM FOR BEING TOO HONEST?

Oh dear, I've been accused of writing something in the Naim padded cell that's badly thought out! What shall I do? Lucky it wasn't something important - oh well, back to the other things in my life.

Excellent Fritz. Thanks. That's almost a compliment from you...

Have a good night and don't drink too many

Phil

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
It just occurred to me (Honnist Chaps), that irrespective of my own 'possible' penchance for things Contra to mainstream and on occassion mantra and tanrum subjects, a new thread title comes boldly and ruggedly to mind. If I start it myself it will no doubt be ignored, so in the name of most of your future (and present) educations in all things 'English Spoken'I suggest that perhaps Our Erik or Fredders, or maybe even Tarquers (Who let's face it does need some new public) begins the jobby themselves in Naim's Name, namely 'English Spin and what it really means in the real world'


I concur,


Fritz von This potentially has the er, potential of being an intelligent and humourous set up of being er, the Greatest English Language Internet Forum Thread (not only here) but on the entire internet and in its history to-boot, of all time*



I kid you not*


Let's hear some decent examples, the potential is endless, and in every field, wether just explaining some say Private Eye sarcasm, or explaining (as one sees it) the wheat from the Chaff, although certain IFA's won't be pleased, they can certainly learn themselves for free*



I wonder how good folk on this forum really are when we get down to the basic nitty gritty of passing on information and honesty to those less fortunate than Our Mick?


P.S. As an example, explanantion I don't refer to exposing, or taking the piss, or even passing judgement (who me) just the opening up to younger/older less experienced or less aware minds of what is actually being said either on the news, or in a paper, or an advert, etc, etc, know what I mean, infoamed judgment to the core, it's ver<y simple, innit*


I'm already betting on who'll be the first taker, come on Parry make me rich you Bitch*

Short example could be: Two scrambled F16's immediately joined the aircraft to escort it to Boston" regarding yesterdays er, Spam News! For those that don't speako the Ingerleash so well, or simply haven't encountered spin yet, and have always taken it as Gospel my Son, this is how it goes, innit.

Escort: Besides being Thingy's favourite motor on gear year, also refers to a Hostess/Host, or police motocycle run flanking VIP's or in fact Very Dangerous People too'basically as protection.

'Escort' in the F16 sense here though means that they are there to shoot the aircraft down full of passangers including women and children etc, etc, if it doesn't do what they want it to do!


This is Intel and therefore I cannie say too much at this stooge, Do You Understand this?



"Oh God Oh God, Blue Leader I've just been informed that the leader of the opposition is on board with his family on their way back from Corfu, What shall I do for Christ's sake, Say something Sir?



"back to base flight, repeat back to base"



Could've sworn I heard a giggle from the CT?


Oh God! Oh God! I've just been informed that The Prime Minister and his family are on board Sir returning from Our Cliffs Gaff on a scheduled flight to avoid attention, What the hell shall I do Sir?


Carry on as Trained Green Dragon, I've just had the right go-ahead to proceed with the manouver, keep your head man and do your job, emotions are irrellevant.


Sir, over and out: God help us:



CT: Well Chaps I did enjoy that security excercise, most impressive from all sides, Well done, time to get the nippys out I think for a jobe well done!

Silence ensued:


That was no excercise Home Secretary:



Goodnight***

Fredders! Good luck too, most Moving innit*

In the early 80's it was possible for an ex-pat (Civilian) to still vote in a UK General Election (By Proxy & wherever they 'legally' were via the local Embassy/Consulate) after living for up to 5 years outside of the Island (Tax/Irrellevant). Margaret Thatcher changed that from 5 years to 20 years (as most of the estimated 1 Million ex pats around the world were more likely to be Tory orientated (Shocked & Stunned I think not) than anything else. Although I personally thought the original 5 years was reasonable (many thought then and now that it should be around 2-3 years), and I was Gobsmacked to be honest when it changed, and although I didn't agree with the ominous 'privelege' I used it on three occassions to air my view in the form of a vote (as I did too here on a European level). As mentioned many times on here afore I now am in limbo land 'Democratically' unless I take German Citizenship to vote in an General election. or return to the UK and wait a yearish? As mentioned recently (yesterday in fact) I will soon be able to vote here as a non German in a serious Constitutional change of policy (Yes or No to the proposal). Should I really be able to have this right?, Would you allow it in the UK? (I think Not somehow) (this applies to long term non EU Berliners/German immigrants too some born here but still foreigners as such).



Fritz von Our Mick will lap up the el-Wally right in Spain at a later date I'm sure, even though he's never admitted to even voting on here before, I rest my case for the Hypocrisy² of it all, never mind the arrogant apathy, innit*


No Dosh Don't Bother Turnin up John*

Fritz,

Why would you not want German citizenship?

Yes, I would allow you to vote. This goes for the UK too!

I’ll take it as read you live and work to make a difference, even if perhaps these are only small contributions toward the German economy/society, and that you give consideration to the rights and interests of others, observe the written laws of the land. Plus you speak the Lingo which is a commitment, in my eyes anyway.

How’s the building refurbishment going, emptied the cellar yet?

This made me laugh…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4800827.stm

Beano

Beano Old Fruit, there is absolutely no reason Why I do not want / nor will be denied German Citizenship (Very very rare here by the way) and without the Democratic argument I may well not get it(but will as I'm already in the frame officially), as is the case on the UK too as all EU Passport/ID Card holders (except Brits flying it seems?) have equal rights (New members eventually too for the pedants like Cavendish's pathetic earlier comments re signing of the British OSA, and the 40 odd different driving licences presently in Europe and those that maintain they have more than one (some 3 EU Passports, never seen em yet though, barring the usual Pub Bullshit (not to mention French apples; he really should keep his stupid opinions to himself and go drinking with Parry to learn some reality about losing money (ie paying the tab)n the real world of verbal abdabs.

I do not think I should be able to vote here in a general election without Citzenship, and my earlier 'surprise to me' regarding a serious change in the German Constitution and me being able to vote upon it surprises me greatly, as I see it as not too far different to actually voting for the leader him/herself in principle, or am I wrong here?


Your thoughts although maybe very fine and honourable after a man pays taxes for years etc etc, are totally undemocratic in my view, and by allowing this, actually opens Pandora's Box to all and Sundrie with inevitable catastrophic consequences**


Briton's in general don't give a fuck about politics, where'as most Old Europeans do!


Fritz von Bon Soir as Our Luigi would say in a little hairy balls sort of way, innit*

PS The 2-Jags thingy is amusing, but rather old hat I'm afraid old chum, didn't see it in today's Times by any chance did yer?*

Not being used to being ignored on here, I am though indeed actually most surprised that such a thread regarding the concept of SPIN (and it's English explanations & Connotations) should not be begun or even considered impotant by at least Our Adam himself, for one never mind Our Cavvers MP?


Fritz von Drink up dear, you've got an important (to you) German Grammar test in the moaning, no thanks to your so-called colleagues today for fucking up your every given opportunity to do some revision even though all yout tasks were finished 100% on the ball (as per always and on time and always ready for the unexpected. Zhis is a problem with getting a short term job, the full time jonnies always see you as a threat because of your enthusisam and aptitude for the job (Parry doesn't come to mind, except as the feaful giver of orders that he'd himself not have a chance in hell of ever fullfilling*


Probably why he made a fortune in the Private Sector innit! None of that bloody tax money malarcky for real fair-playing field pro's (and if you think I'öö ever let it drop, dream on, forever)

Fritz,

Is it possible you may have become legible to vote for reasons which are not apparent?
I would personally view; treat it as if you have met certain criteria, as I’ve already stated.

As for voting in a change of Germany’s government leadership, then Citizenship should be required.

As for Pandora’s Box, I’d be quite strict on that one. No chance, NEXT

The Times; I don’t pay coin for newspapers either, but do read the supplied Independent of a morning while knocking back a few espressos in my local café.

I’ve got myself internet explorer 7 beta version, with an RSS reader? Thats where I got it from.

Beano

I lie, I buy, when pushed the local rag of a Wednesday, my missus is obsessed with the property pages and has been for as long as I can remember.

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Fritz,

Is it possible you may have become legible to vote for reasons which are not apparent? I would personally view; treat it as if you have met certain criteria, as I’ve already stated.

As for voting in a change of Germany’s government leadership, then Citizenship should be required.

As for Pandora’s Box, I’d be quite strict on that one. No chance, NEXT

The Times; I don’t pay coin for newspapers either, but do read the supplied Independent of a morning while knocking back a few espressos in my local café.

I’ve got myself internet explorer 7 beta version, with an RSS reader?

Beano

Please use your imagination and chuck me a couple of possibilities old chum? Anyway as another point, mega-unemployment here over the last ten years or so has one noticable positive aspect at present as far as I can see (I quote nothing, I refer to my own experiences and opinion as per always). In reality some 8 Million Germans (or folks living legally in Germany like myself are unemployed in the real sense). Merkels Leadership ( I make no political comment here) has brought out the need for many many States (in this Federal land with a 'written Constitution like the US', and unlike the UK) to seriously question (and seriously KICK ARSE) at any missappropiation of public (ie tax payers contributions) (Mick & your Ilk you'd love it my Son).



Fritz von What I admire greatly about German Freemasonary is its simple openness and accountability thingy, innit*

Mick Parry has had a word with Dr Reid who in turn mentioned it to the rest of the UK cabinet, who've also been reading this forum so I'm told, then asked their German counterparts too give this bloke a break and let him vote so he feels wanted, and he works at a bog brush factory. Which is a good enough reason.

Well you did say imagination.

Beano not so serious.

Fritz

If you don't shut up I am going to tell everyone about your membership.

I've decided not to do last minute before bed revision afterall (which I'll be hitting very soon indeed) and go for the after morning shower (I never breakfast on weekdays, not even tea or coffee) and will drain a bit of text instead (If I can read my own notes that is?), hit the U-Bahn right across town (rare for me these days too) and see what happens. My Bod is excellent and has given real effort that's why I feel obliged to return the compliment (there are only two of us student-wise so it's quite a full time luxury innit) to her as well. She actually studies English (only spoken a word or two with her) and she's a Spanish Berliner(in) who is also out of a contract soon. I've a nice present for her (irrespective of my performance which I'm sure will be abysmal, but she's put me on the right track, and I don't make excuses for other people (probably why I'll soon be unemployed again too innit?), I'll give her a copy of the Alchemist (Which I reccommend as fine reading by the way, wether you've read it afore, holiday, chillin oot, old or young, as simple as that innit).



Don't carry it on a plane though for Gawds sake it might be mistooken as a luquid version of the most beautiful Koran (Which is quite lihght oin English actually compared to the bleedin works of Shakespeare, the Bible (King John Version), and James bloody Joyce*


Scratcher methinks or I'll never get to awake at 4:00AM*