"I Bought My First real 6 String Back In The Summer Of 69"
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 12 August 2006
Uphill from there all the way, Musically, Attitude, Freedom, (Health at the beginning) and Grean Tea (I ain't sayin Nuffink).
Fritz von Reminds me of the Great Lady Raine (Who I once met with Grannie at Bembridge at her (Saxon Cottage). She was worth 20 Royal Navy Officers and more to-boot believe me: (Davy Niven was actually expelled (Grannie was looking after the Shar of Persia's kids at the time if I recall (Now they're considered terrorists?)
P.S. I met Lady Raine again (wonderfully) at Henley some years later (Unknown to my people) she reminded me of giving flowers to (Victoria, Yes Queen Victoria herself) I'd heard this from her own lips as a child (Quite lucky aren't I?)
Grannie always worried about her best China cups and saucers and although I knew she loved Raine and likewise so they always
addeseed each other as if it was the firt time they'de ever met. Lady West an Art Thingy (we never met her lot) lived next door too right on the beach (Dream,y Stuff Belive me and private)
Eve I love You*
Fritz von Reminds me of the Great Lady Raine (Who I once met with Grannie at Bembridge at her (Saxon Cottage). She was worth 20 Royal Navy Officers and more to-boot believe me: (Davy Niven was actually expelled (Grannie was looking after the Shar of Persia's kids at the time if I recall (Now they're considered terrorists?)
P.S. I met Lady Raine again (wonderfully) at Henley some years later (Unknown to my people) she reminded me of giving flowers to (Victoria, Yes Queen Victoria herself) I'd heard this from her own lips as a child (Quite lucky aren't I?)
Grannie always worried about her best China cups and saucers and although I knew she loved Raine and likewise so they always
addeseed each other as if it was the firt time they'de ever met. Lady West an Art Thingy (we never met her lot) lived next door too right on the beach (Dream,y Stuff Belive me and private)
Eve I love You*
Posted on: 20 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
That is only a new pricing structure. Nothing to write home about.
I am still waiting for this evidence of yours.
Also when do you propose getting a job ?
Regards
Mick
That is only a new pricing structure. Nothing to write home about.
I am still waiting for this evidence of yours.
Also when do you propose getting a job ?
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What it really is my Dear Chap, is coming exactly into line with the German system that was implimented here two years ago, ready for a smooth relatively painless takeover for the Kaiser, that's what it is John, plain and simple*
Fritz von Try looking further than the end of your nose*
Wow! don't lunchbreaks fly by fast, must dash*
Fritz von Try looking further than the end of your nose*
Wow! don't lunchbreaks fly by fast, must dash*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was listening to one of the female passengers earlier who forced the two Brits off of the plane and her pathetic justification for them all doing so. I personally think they should (along with the pilot and travel firm) charge them all with (Racism 1) no discussions.
Fritz von British Movement³*
Fritz von British Movement³*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I hear now that those recently arrested in the UK on plot charges, can now er, be charged as the DPP thinks there's enough evidence for cases to proceed, time will tell then, innit*
Fritz von Maybe they all had porn on their computers too?*
Fritz von Maybe they all had porn on their computers too?*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I thought only women could have sex while they were sleeping Our Erik?
Fritz von And an onion*
Fritz von And an onion*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by erik scothron
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I thought only women could have sex while they were sleeping Our Erik?
Dear Fritz von land of Nod und schlumber,
Is this Mrs. Fritz you is talking about me old somnambulist?
Erik von lack of sleep its like being back in the bleeding army innit*
PS - you have a job at the old bog brush factory do you not? This being the case, what is our Mick banging on about? It's a mystery to me.
PPS - I saw a very suspicious thing today - a man who might have been of Pakistani origin was wearing a coat so I followed him to a shop were he bought some liquids (a large bottle of coke - but you cant be too careful can you?). If the British plods dont charge him at least he can be extradited to Guantanamo Bay where he can be held without trial for several years and tortured. Thus is freedom and democracy protected and we can all sleep soundly in our beds er..except those of us with insomnia.
I thought only women could have sex while they were sleeping Our Erik?
Dear Fritz von land of Nod und schlumber,
Is this Mrs. Fritz you is talking about me old somnambulist?
Erik von lack of sleep its like being back in the bleeding army innit*
PS - you have a job at the old bog brush factory do you not? This being the case, what is our Mick banging on about? It's a mystery to me.
PPS - I saw a very suspicious thing today - a man who might have been of Pakistani origin was wearing a coat so I followed him to a shop were he bought some liquids (a large bottle of coke - but you cant be too careful can you?). If the British plods dont charge him at least he can be extradited to Guantanamo Bay where he can be held without trial for several years and tortured. Thus is freedom and democracy protected and we can all sleep soundly in our beds er..except those of us with insomnia.
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I think possibly Mr P's hallucinating Our Erik from too little sleep and Post Post syndrome?
Fritz von I'm still well amazed that Our Adam permit's such a title thread with WANKER in it to go unchallenged, innit, it just goes to show you how this forum has progressed dunnit, not so very long ago people would have been threatened with excommuinication for such daring act!
I'm afraid we'll have to consficate all these computers Sir, we have good reason to believe that they contain abusive material regarding the first Lord of the Treasury and top secret Masonic stuff too implicating all sorts of people good and true*
Fritz von I'm still well amazed that Our Adam permit's such a title thread with WANKER in it to go unchallenged, innit, it just goes to show you how this forum has progressed dunnit, not so very long ago people would have been threatened with excommuinication for such daring act!
I'm afraid we'll have to consficate all these computers Sir, we have good reason to believe that they contain abusive material regarding the first Lord of the Treasury and top secret Masonic stuff too implicating all sorts of people good and true*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Sorry I take that back, I think I must have imagined it and am bloody hallucinating mesen?
Fritz von I really must get more shuteye innit*
Apparently the BNP have praised recent chucking off plane actions as good precautionary tactics*
Fritz von I really must get more shuteye innit*
Apparently the BNP have praised recent chucking off plane actions as good precautionary tactics*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
A british PM can (NOW) serve 3 terms uninterupted as far as I'm aware Jon Boy Old bean?
Fritz von Reuters has just reported a planeload of Mancunian Chavs refusing to allow an Arab chap on board on a return flight to Ingerland. One passenger was reported as saying "Just look at the guy, Saddam Tache, greasy olive skin, thick black jacket and a cap in this bloody weather, it's well suss Man innit!
"Please all leave the aircraft ladies and gentleman orderly and safely, we'll be ready to fly you back on thusrday next week, once we get a replacement pilot willing to work with you moronic individuals, Have a Nice Day Now, Oh and we'll be diverting to Stanstead just in time for the strike too, where you'll be whizzed up Norf by our new Polish fleet of bus drivers"
I ain't sayin nowt Dave!
Fritz von Reuters has just reported a planeload of Mancunian Chavs refusing to allow an Arab chap on board on a return flight to Ingerland. One passenger was reported as saying "Just look at the guy, Saddam Tache, greasy olive skin, thick black jacket and a cap in this bloody weather, it's well suss Man innit!
"Please all leave the aircraft ladies and gentleman orderly and safely, we'll be ready to fly you back on thusrday next week, once we get a replacement pilot willing to work with you moronic individuals, Have a Nice Day Now, Oh and we'll be diverting to Stanstead just in time for the strike too, where you'll be whizzed up Norf by our new Polish fleet of bus drivers"
I ain't sayin nowt Dave!
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by JonR
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
A british PM can (NOW) serve 3 terms uninterupted as far as I'm aware Jon Boy Old bean?
It's certainly true that both Thatcher and Blair have achieved 3 terms (continously) in office, but I have so far not found any record of a constitutional restriction that would prevent him from standing for a fourth successive election as party leader. Perhaps you know different...?
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I can't say for certain Our Jon; at the moment I'm too busy making a dossier up for Our Micks case. Her Majesty herself rang me earlier to confirm that the Royal Mail is actually highly govt subsidised and that she finds it most pleasing, though I feel if Mr P got a personal visit from her knocking on his back door with a bottle of Tesco's Malt and she said it to his face, he'd still want more proof, innit*
Fritz von Police have rounded up thousands of Hydrogen Peroxide Blondes (Bottle Jobbies) (mainly over 80) as an anti-terror precaution, likewise hundreds of hair salons have also been raided by specialist highly trained (and paid) er-firearms CSO's from Notty Ash, near Liverpool, Ingerland Norf.
Our Vera says "It's a bloody dibaloical liberty so it is"
Jack was unavailable for comment as he's still pretending to be in charge of the country.
Goodnight*
Fritz von Police have rounded up thousands of Hydrogen Peroxide Blondes (Bottle Jobbies) (mainly over 80) as an anti-terror precaution, likewise hundreds of hair salons have also been raided by specialist highly trained (and paid) er-firearms CSO's from Notty Ash, near Liverpool, Ingerland Norf.
Our Vera says "It's a bloody dibaloical liberty so it is"
Jack was unavailable for comment as he's still pretending to be in charge of the country.
Goodnight*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Having lived only 27 miles from the Polish border here in the middle of Eastern Europe for over 25 years, I've often wondered what the Polish part of old Germany used to eat fish wise before they invented all these wonderful dishes, innit?
Fritz vom Polish vodka is excellent for cleaning tape heads*
Mind Yer Bigos though*
Fritz vom Polish vodka is excellent for cleaning tape heads*
Mind Yer Bigos though*
Posted on: 21 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What did Bones say to Jim after Spock had been sentenced to be exceuted for blowing up a Clingon beauty Parlour?
"Save the Vulcan Bomber"
Good Gwief Sir:
"Save the Vulcan Bomber"
Good Gwief Sir:
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Circumstised men have 60%+ less chance of catching HIV/aids from women.
Fritz von This is not medical advice it's a Cultural observation that happens to be true in many countrys*
Fritz von This is not medical advice it's a Cultural observation that happens to be true in many countrys*
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Mick P
Get a job you malingering git
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Steve Toy
Mick,
I think you told him that last week, or was it the week before?
I think you told him that last week, or was it the week before?
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Has Our Tipsy Norwegian been playing on peoples Bonnets I wonder?
Fritz von JUst got in a classic wmv file 3mb's ish. can be had at graham.ricketts@arcor.de
next 24 hours only as per usual, innit*
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Great story in Berlin's local rag today "German Tourists forced to sleep on Greek beach all night due to bush fires and they weren't even pissed!"
Fritz von The things some people do eh!
Fritz von The things some people do eh!
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Has Our Tipsy Norwegian been playing on peoples Bonnets I wonder?
Well he did say he would not be posting for a couple of days as he would be very busy 'moving'.
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I reckon if Britain kicked out the half million or so scrounging bloody useless Aussies & Kiwis farting about in London Bars etc, and made way for the real Europeans to work there, there might be a better balance. Getting into the US green card-wise is a no no for Brits & Canadians, and it is almost impossible to get into Aus & Kiwiland as well (if one so desired?) so let them play their rules in UK and see how far it gets em, innit*
Fritz von Erik old bean that wmv link I mentioned above will be just your cup of tea I reckon John, it's highly original. I'm absolutely not interested in any way in peoples private e-mail addresses so if yer cannie use a neutral one etc, it's tough I'm afraid Dave, I bin them straight away afterwards anyway, innit**
Fritz von Erik old bean that wmv link I mentioned above will be just your cup of tea I reckon John, it's highly original. I'm absolutely not interested in any way in peoples private e-mail addresses so if yer cannie use a neutral one etc, it's tough I'm afraid Dave, I bin them straight away afterwards anyway, innit**
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Mick P
Fritzyoumalingeringuselessexcuseofamaninnitetc
I am of the opinion that we should all be able to move from one country to another without restriction.
We are global citizens.
Unrestricted freedom is the purest levelling field.
Regards
Mick ... looking for an Au Pair at 20p per hour
I am of the opinion that we should all be able to move from one country to another without restriction.
We are global citizens.
Unrestricted freedom is the purest levelling field.
Regards
Mick ... looking for an Au Pair at 20p per hour
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
She'll never pay you that Our Mick, more like thruppence if yer can give her change:
So you've seen a US Greencard application form then?
Right at the top after every country on earth is listed (and I mean every country it states UK & Canadian Citizens need not apply John). It cost me $50 US from Washinton to learn that great piece of wisdom by post:
Regards,
Fritz the Beggar*
So you've seen a US Greencard application form then?
Right at the top after every country on earth is listed (and I mean every country it states UK & Canadian Citizens need not apply John). It cost me $50 US from Washinton to learn that great piece of wisdom by post:
Regards,
Fritz the Beggar*
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Mick ... looking for an Au Pair at 20p per hour
aren't we all?
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Erik old bean that wmv link I mentioned above will be just your cup of tea I reckon John, it's highly original. I'm absolutely not interested in any way in peoples private e-mail addresses so if yer cannie use a neutral one etc, it's tough I'm afraid Dave, I bin them straight away afterwards anyway, innit**
Which wmv link?