"I Bought My First real 6 String Back In The Summer Of 69"
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 12 August 2006
Uphill from there all the way, Musically, Attitude, Freedom, (Health at the beginning) and Grean Tea (I ain't sayin Nuffink).
Fritz von Reminds me of the Great Lady Raine (Who I once met with Grannie at Bembridge at her (Saxon Cottage). She was worth 20 Royal Navy Officers and more to-boot believe me: (Davy Niven was actually expelled (Grannie was looking after the Shar of Persia's kids at the time if I recall (Now they're considered terrorists?)
P.S. I met Lady Raine again (wonderfully) at Henley some years later (Unknown to my people) she reminded me of giving flowers to (Victoria, Yes Queen Victoria herself) I'd heard this from her own lips as a child (Quite lucky aren't I?)
Grannie always worried about her best China cups and saucers and although I knew she loved Raine and likewise so they always
addeseed each other as if it was the firt time they'de ever met. Lady West an Art Thingy (we never met her lot) lived next door too right on the beach (Dream,y Stuff Belive me and private)
Eve I love You*
Fritz von Reminds me of the Great Lady Raine (Who I once met with Grannie at Bembridge at her (Saxon Cottage). She was worth 20 Royal Navy Officers and more to-boot believe me: (Davy Niven was actually expelled (Grannie was looking after the Shar of Persia's kids at the time if I recall (Now they're considered terrorists?)
P.S. I met Lady Raine again (wonderfully) at Henley some years later (Unknown to my people) she reminded me of giving flowers to (Victoria, Yes Queen Victoria herself) I'd heard this from her own lips as a child (Quite lucky aren't I?)
Grannie always worried about her best China cups and saucers and although I knew she loved Raine and likewise so they always
addeseed each other as if it was the firt time they'de ever met. Lady West an Art Thingy (we never met her lot) lived next door too right on the beach (Dream,y Stuff Belive me and private)
Eve I love You*
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Frank F:
Gentlemen - just look at what we have achieved with this Tread in the past few days - Labour popularity at its lowest for 19 years!!!
Forum Power!!!
By the way the thread inspired me to put on a CD by Rage Against the Machine (really it was because my wife is out) - Bullet in Your Head is playing now!!
Best regards
Frank
Not to mention the whole thread-title being changed totally undemocratically without a whisper of comment from a soul.
Fritz von They'll be calling nazis national socialists next and communist dictatorships very friendly to Our Maggie Democratic German Republics too innit*
I ain't sayin nowt though! page 6 Our Erik*
3 more days at the old bog brush factory then I finally have two whole weeks off, my first break since January non stop weekends & evenings included for peanuts (even Our Fredders earns three times what I do) luckily I'm not a bread head innit:
Goodnight:
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What I simply lurve about the new immigration from Europe thread is firstly that Britain (England) unlike all other older EU countries has allowed Poles for instance to work straight away (here it's another 5 years). UK is also the 'only' country seriously promoting Turkey without it meeting all the bits and bobs and far far too early, so it'll be fun when they all go there, then you'll really have something to moan about.
Fritz von I'm curious at why everybody mentions this unsustainable influx of 600,000 ish from Europe every year (now that England is in er, Europe) because yet another 600,000ish land in UK every year from all over the world, yet you seem to ignore this fact, could it possibly be that they are white and Yankee, Canadian, Aussie, South African, etc, etc, etc, with money and all speako der Ingerleesh?
As England is the only country in Europe with free handouts to anybody perhaps it should start abiding by European rules instead of allways trying to be bloody different then it might be happier, if the French are Happy then so should the Brits be, especially as 500,000 of them live there permanently, innit* and rising*
Parry for PM (in Bulgaria)
I suppose one big advantage to Our Micks new firm "Big Risky & Associates" (Risk being Public money of course) taking on graduate English speaking poles (for instance) in the IT & Consultancy area is that as well as being cheaper and keeping them on the ball with a limited residency permit, unlike their British counterparts most have at least 5 years experience as well, innit. (Who would you rather have, Poles building Wembley or Bleedin PFI financed Aussies?)
Fritz von Nice to see they've finally found dark matter in Swindon then!
I watched the Dave Chappel Show on MTV for the first time ever last night, check it out it's excellent, thought might not be to Our Micks taste as it's full of Yanks*
Fritz von I'm curious at why everybody mentions this unsustainable influx of 600,000 ish from Europe every year (now that England is in er, Europe) because yet another 600,000ish land in UK every year from all over the world, yet you seem to ignore this fact, could it possibly be that they are white and Yankee, Canadian, Aussie, South African, etc, etc, etc, with money and all speako der Ingerleesh?
As England is the only country in Europe with free handouts to anybody perhaps it should start abiding by European rules instead of allways trying to be bloody different then it might be happier, if the French are Happy then so should the Brits be, especially as 500,000 of them live there permanently, innit* and rising*
Parry for PM (in Bulgaria)
I suppose one big advantage to Our Micks new firm "Big Risky & Associates" (Risk being Public money of course) taking on graduate English speaking poles (for instance) in the IT & Consultancy area is that as well as being cheaper and keeping them on the ball with a limited residency permit, unlike their British counterparts most have at least 5 years experience as well, innit. (Who would you rather have, Poles building Wembley or Bleedin PFI financed Aussies?)
Fritz von Nice to see they've finally found dark matter in Swindon then!
I watched the Dave Chappel Show on MTV for the first time ever last night, check it out it's excellent, thought might not be to Our Micks taste as it's full of Yanks*
Posted on: 22 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Frank F:
We need to wait until Fredrik Fiske returns - he works with several Poles and they appear to be much better than Brits at quality and quantity.
Yes there are many (not all) Brits who are work shy and will not do menial jobs. In Spain I have tried to use Brits for various jobs eg tiling - in general they are slow, messy and inaccurate.
The Poles are really skilled and excellent but will soon learn from the Brits infortunately. The Irish governemnt has just had a big recuiting drive here in Warsaw as they are so impressed by the Poles and want to get their labour force filled before Romania and Bulgaria join!!
Frank
Rubbish Old bean, I'm afraid you're talking out of your arse Mick, sorry Frank, Irish firms have been looking for bi-lingual folk for years, Ireland itself is totally full to the gunwhales with cheap labour, a point which is seriously beginning to affect its society, perhaps your TRUE FIGURES are the usual imaginary ones certain people want to believe John?
Fritz von Fredders has no more idea about Poland as it is today than you do by what I've read on here in the last few months just the usual British spin aspect, and that they happen to be fighting in Iraq as well, nothing else, wise up and stop talking bullshit³ mate*
Regards,
Fritz
G'Day off to earn a crust in Europe as an immigrant* (not plumbing though or fishing)
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
After I've finally got my first website up and running, though I'm not sure wether that'll actually be before I open my first guitar school, get a Jim Davidson motorbike, or a clapped out old 911 to go with my white socks and sandles, it's all so overwhelming for an unimaginative soul such as myself, What should I do Chaps, I've evenm started drinking in the bloody Gluepot in that off chance that I'll see my old hero Berlin Fritz, innit?*
Fritz von I trust Our Beano liked my little song then!
Going by some of the posts on here recently I reckon sky news get their material from here and not the other way around, innit*
Not to mention the er, Mail* Was John Stalker a bloody good copper or what? then why the fuck doesn't anybody listen to what he has to say over the farce of a 6 year old er, beauty queen-child-murder case currently re-playing out in the US of Eh?*
Fritz von I trust Our Beano liked my little song then!
Going by some of the posts on here recently I reckon sky news get their material from here and not the other way around, innit*
Not to mention the er, Mail* Was John Stalker a bloody good copper or what? then why the fuck doesn't anybody listen to what he has to say over the farce of a 6 year old er, beauty queen-child-murder case currently re-playing out in the US of Eh?*
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Because electronic so-called voting machines are totally fallible as is internet banking etc, the German Govt has banned them for any official use, that's probably why this is one of the most Democratic countrys on earth, innit*
Fritz von UK can't even get postal voting anywhere near right, so this'll be a marvellous excuse for 2 Jags to Blair away too*
Teatime* Marmite Ice cream on toast with beans I reckon* luvvly jubbly:
Fritz von UK can't even get postal voting anywhere near right, so this'll be a marvellous excuse for 2 Jags to Blair away too*
Teatime* Marmite Ice cream on toast with beans I reckon* luvvly jubbly:
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I've spent most of the day in between the usual running around like a blue arsed fly, translating an old Swedish text from German into English. It related to the history of 'Lucia' the Queen of Light' and the Christmas thingys of today, quite interesting stuff actually for a Pleb like moir.
Fritz von I don't know if she dyed her hair with Hydrogen Peroxide or not though as that is apparently illegal in today's Britain (if not Europe?), So Why then when Farmer Giles & Fredders and chums in an earlier farming age whilst spreading fertilizer & weedkiller all over their sugar fields didn't the whole of Wales explode then?
Good question in Hereford after a few pints I reckon?
Now There's Luvvly Boyo avenue: innit David?
Nice thought though John!
Tesco's getting dearer then, lucky they've not got a monopoly innt*
Fritz von I don't know if she dyed her hair with Hydrogen Peroxide or not though as that is apparently illegal in today's Britain (if not Europe?), So Why then when Farmer Giles & Fredders and chums in an earlier farming age whilst spreading fertilizer & weedkiller all over their sugar fields didn't the whole of Wales explode then?
Good question in Hereford after a few pints I reckon?
Now There's Luvvly Boyo avenue: innit David?
Nice thought though John!
Tesco's getting dearer then, lucky they've not got a monopoly innt*
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Beano
Fritz,
OH yes I did, is it actually him, you know that Blunt chap singing it or a sound alike?
Anyway I've forwarded it on.
Ta,
Beano
Marmite is not a foodstuff, don't do it you'll poison yourself Man.
OH yes I did, is it actually him, you know that Blunt chap singing it or a sound alike?
Anyway I've forwarded it on.
Ta,
Beano
Marmite is not a foodstuff, don't do it you'll poison yourself Man.
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by erik scothron
The Swedes love their Saint Lucia queen of the light stuff. There is a large Swedish population in Brighon/Hove and I was invited to Hove parish church once to see the local Swedes do their light festival. A bunch of 'virginal' pretty Swedish girls (one being my then girlfriend)in white robes with candels mounted on a sort of crown atop their pretty heads in a procession singing that Lucia hymn and all the other lights off in the church made quite a spectacle.
Like this innit*
Fritz old chop I must confess to having insufficient wit to find that wmv you mentioned.
Like this innit*

Fritz old chop I must confess to having insufficient wit to find that wmv you mentioned.
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Beano:
Marmite is not a foodstuff, don't do it you'll poison yourself Man.
What is wrong with marmite? Spill the beans Beano.
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I'd seen the festival before too in Sweden but long long afore and until now didn't really know the story behind her, quite an interesting variation upon the classic theme I feel. Roman Caeser 'Thingy forgot already' sentenced her to death by fire for helping Christians, and the flames licked around her and created a crown of light about her head but no harm, then she was promptly stabbed with a dagger as you do when things don't go to plan, innit* and it kind of carried on from there with a big mix of other bits and Heathen bobs along the way too.
Fritz von I see you've been outlawed as anti-Jewish on here too, I really don't know what to think about certain members sometimes (in fact I simply dont anymore) humour and a bit of fun combined with a few er, 'facts' here and there are what it's about mainly I feel, I'd even let our Mick by me a barrel of cider one night if he was really lucky, and Adam & I could carry him home to be sick in Mrs Micks newish 911's back seat as a kind of christening*
P.S. WMV to be had a graham.ricketts@arcor.de (next few hours only I'm afraid) or Our Beano could always send it to you if that's easier, I'm easy John: (It took me ages to get his voice just right, I needed a good bit of rum down me I can tell you)
I ain't sayin Nuffink though, you know me!
Fritz von I see you've been outlawed as anti-Jewish on here too, I really don't know what to think about certain members sometimes (in fact I simply dont anymore) humour and a bit of fun combined with a few er, 'facts' here and there are what it's about mainly I feel, I'd even let our Mick by me a barrel of cider one night if he was really lucky, and Adam & I could carry him home to be sick in Mrs Micks newish 911's back seat as a kind of christening*
P.S. WMV to be had a graham.ricketts@arcor.de (next few hours only I'm afraid) or Our Beano could always send it to you if that's easier, I'm easy John: (It took me ages to get his voice just right, I needed a good bit of rum down me I can tell you)
I ain't sayin Nuffink though, you know me!
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE] Fritz von I see you've been outlawed as anti-Jewish on here too,
quote:I have numerous jewish friends and not one would call me anti-jewish. SOme people here are just a tad twisted methinks. This kneejerk 'you must be anti-semitic' everytime someone criticises Israel for its obvious excesses is pretty pernicious IMO.
quote:P.S. WMV to be had a graham.ricketts@arcor.de (next few hours only I'm afraid) or Our Beano could always send it to you if that's easier, I'm easy John: (It took me ages to get his voice just right, I needed a good bit of rum down me I can tell you)
Yep, if Beano would oblige, I would be grateful.
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I personally subscribe to the point of view that if the majority (if not all) of the so-called 'terror Plot' suspects are released THIS EVENING, YES THIS EVENING!!!
John 'Oh Fuck Not Health Reid' (Doctor of Marxist & Leninist Studies) Home Secretscary to-boot should resign ASAP, and if he doesn't be forced to RESIGN ASAP, because the man is a MENACE³ to British Society's Future (amongst others) and needs to go NOWNOW
Fritz von John I'm only dancin you turn me on***
I'd rather be poor and Sane
John 'Oh Fuck Not Health Reid' (Doctor of Marxist & Leninist Studies) Home Secretscary to-boot should resign ASAP, and if he doesn't be forced to RESIGN ASAP, because the man is a MENACE³ to British Society's Future (amongst others) and needs to go NOWNOW
Fritz von John I'm only dancin you turn me on***
I'd rather be poor and Sane
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
andy c
Senior Member
Posted Thu 10 August 2006 11:14
ML,
you go steady reporting a good job by the security forces, old Fritzy will have a conniption fit
Yes Our Andy i Is looking forward to tomorrow's headlines, innit*
Reid to be new Deputy PM*
ps:
A great read by Truman Capote (can't remember the title unfortunately) is recalled: Indian handler injects half or dozen or so very large rattlers with adrelalin and slips them into a car, unsuspecting couple turn up and are attacked all over, and just a few hours later bloating up blue and fly-ridden in the desert sun as he'd deliberately left a window partly open too:
Goodnight:
Senior Member
Posted Thu 10 August 2006 11:14
ML,
you go steady reporting a good job by the security forces, old Fritzy will have a conniption fit
Yes Our Andy i Is looking forward to tomorrow's headlines, innit*
Reid to be new Deputy PM*
ps:
quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:
Behold, the bottom line:
"It's nothing to do with his acting ability, he's a terrific actor," Redstone said. "But we don't think that someone who effectuates creative suicide and costs the company revenue should be on the lot."
He could be as mad as a bag of snakes as long as he made money for Paramount.
A great read by Truman Capote (can't remember the title unfortunately) is recalled: Indian handler injects half or dozen or so very large rattlers with adrelalin and slips them into a car, unsuspecting couple turn up and are attacked all over, and just a few hours later bloating up blue and fly-ridden in the desert sun as he'd deliberately left a window partly open too:
Goodnight:
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I'm glad to see the Polish drivel is still being churned out, caters for about 1% in my experience (which is daily) keep up the good work Frank, you're making yourself look a right thingy Son:
Regards,
So long as yer happy believing it all, Durin the War*
Regards,
So long as yer happy believing it all, Durin the War*
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Beano
quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:quote:Originally posted by Beano:
Marmite is not a foodstuff, don't do it you'll poison yourself Man.
What is wrong with marmite? Spill the beans Beano.
I was working once for a nice old dear who lived out at Coniston, she offered me lunch, and as the house had the lovely aroma of home baking I readily accepted.
So I sits down and a dinner plate full of Marmite sandwiches appear, along with a cup of Assam tea made with carnation milk, with a splendid bit of cream cake for after!
I had never tasted Marmite before and I didn't like it one little bit, so the sandwiches rolled around my mouth for what seemed like ages, followed by serious problems in swallowing the bloody stuff, all washed down with the tea, which by the way was truly disgusting, especially as the old dear dined with me who -then said "food is important in a healthy balanced diet"!
I was ill that afternoon I can tell thee!
I have never accepted food on the job since.
You've got mail as well.
Paul
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by erik scothron
Beano,
I love marmite me. Especialy on toasted freshly baked bread. Ditto peanut butter.
I quite like Assan tea too. There really is no accounting for taste (mine or anyone elses)and there never will be. Life's rich tapestry and all that.
Erik
I love marmite me. Especialy on toasted freshly baked bread. Ditto peanut butter.
I quite like Assan tea too. There really is no accounting for taste (mine or anyone elses)and there never will be. Life's rich tapestry and all that.
Erik
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I repeat Frank is talking absolute drivel, Pope Benedict is the close prodigy of John Paul II, just (though even more hard line) as Putin is of Yeltzin. Poland & Ireland have serious borders to cross, though Ireland geographically had the advantage. My earlier comments regarding circumstised men having 60%+ less chance of catching aids from women is quite easily checked out as fact Dear Friends.
Fritz this latest fascination with Poland is (from here at least) absolutely laughable:
Frank this means you understand nothing from Polish TV, you pass on garbage and I must say you do no service to Poland or the Poles with your drivel whatso'ever, so maybe you should start concentrating more on things British cos you dont fool me for one second, besides being a money maker of sorts John*
Regards,
Fritz I remind you once again where Berlin actually is, and what you do not know about anything Polish except in your tiny imagination and 1% of your experience Polish*
For the record, in respect of many many Polish friends etc, etc, who can't speak on here and would simply find it totally pathetic³ to be honest Graduates or not:*
Comprendo*
Fritz this latest fascination with Poland is (from here at least) absolutely laughable:
Frank this means you understand nothing from Polish TV, you pass on garbage and I must say you do no service to Poland or the Poles with your drivel whatso'ever, so maybe you should start concentrating more on things British cos you dont fool me for one second, besides being a money maker of sorts John*
Regards,
Fritz I remind you once again where Berlin actually is, and what you do not know about anything Polish except in your tiny imagination and 1% of your experience Polish*
For the record, in respect of many many Polish friends etc, etc, who can't speak on here and would simply find it totally pathetic³ to be honest Graduates or not:*
Comprendo*
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Beano & Our Erik, although I personally consider corned beef and colman's English mustard (freshly made naturally) sandwiches as food of the old gods (possibly with thinly sliced tomato or cucumber if really very lucky( Marmite soldiers and runny egg are still fine too, as well as on toast with fried eggs on top (done in olive oil and ground black pepper and Basil):
I would have had the cake, and condensed milk goes great only with coffee I feel*
Fritz von Poles apart so we are*
Though some bigger Norf & Saafs have I not seen Johns:
If Frank Is not Parry then i'll eat my hat*
I would have had the cake, and condensed milk goes great only with coffee I feel*
Fritz von Poles apart so we are*
Though some bigger Norf & Saafs have I not seen Johns:
If Frank Is not Parry then i'll eat my hat*
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Alexander
From the dept of more of the same, a plane returned to Schiphol (Rotterdam) and 12 passengers got arrested because of suspicious behaviour. A jar of marmite was rendered harmless with a controlled explosion.
[EDIT] oddly, this article was listed just beneath.
[EDIT] oddly, this article was listed just beneath.
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by andy c
marmite - yuk
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Beano
Well I'm surprised my last post actually made it, as we've had a power-cut here, which happened right at the moment of posting my reply and has just come back on.
I love corned beef with mustard mm mm!
I think some teas are meant to be drunk without milk, we only drink PG or Tetleys, which are quite bog standard in the tea arena I feel.
I don't know if that email actually went though Erik?
Beano
I love corned beef with mustard mm mm!
I think some teas are meant to be drunk without milk, we only drink PG or Tetleys, which are quite bog standard in the tea arena I feel.
I don't know if that email actually went though Erik?
Beano
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Beano
quote:Originally posted by AlexanderVH:
From the dept of more of the same, a plane returned to Schiphol (Rotterdam) and 12 passengers got arrested because of suspicious behaviour. A jar of marmite was rendered harmless with a controlled explosion.
[EDIT] oddly, this article was listed just beneath.
Bloody hell I should of put a disclaimer on my post in the Insomnia thread.

Beano
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Alexander
quote:Originally posted by Beano:
Bloody hell I should of put a disclaimer on my post in the Insomnia thread.
Beano
Is that the thread with the heated discussion on what was the best way of getting to sleep, a damn good wanking or damn good sex?
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Beano
quote:Originally posted by AlexanderVH:quote:Originally posted by Beano:
Bloody hell I should of put a disclaimer on my post in the Insomnia thread.
Beano
Is that the thread with the heated discussion on what was the best way of getting to sleep, a damn good wanking or damn good sex?
Yes thats the one.
Posted on: 23 August 2006 by Alexander
I see that that discussion sort of petered out without any clear conclusion. Aha, and there's the chocolate bit
Noir de Noir should be Cote D'or. But their 72% bar has another name.
Good chocolate I think. And not expensive, which I appreciate.

Noir de Noir should be Cote D'or. But their 72% bar has another name.
Good chocolate I think. And not expensive, which I appreciate.