"I Bought My First real 6 String Back In The Summer Of 69"

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Originally posted by Beano:


I don't know if that email actually went though Erik?

Beano

No email here. Lost in the ether.

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Originally posted by Beano:

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Originally posted by AlexanderVH:

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Originally posted by Beano:
Bloody hell I should of put a disclaimer on my post in the Insomnia thread.
Beano

Is that the thread with the heated discussion on what was the best way of getting to sleep, a damn good wanking or damn good sex?

Yes thats the one.

Beano & ALexander,

You cant mention damn good sex or wanking on this ere esteemed forum or His Holiness the Venerable Niggle will make you do penence.

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Originally posted by Beano:


I don't know if that email actually went though Erik?

Beano

No email here. Lost in the ether.

Erik,

I've just received a message two actually, stating your in-box is not capable or is full and cannot receive the WMV file. It's 3mb in size.

Paul

Beano,

I have a 25 MB limit overall. Maybe there is a limit to how much can be transferred on a single message? I have deleted some large files and have plenty of room. Try again if you like.

Erik

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
You cant mention damn good sex or wanking on this ere esteemed forum or His Holiness the Venerable Niggle will make you do penence.

I can't? And do quotes count? Well I won't be cross. I 'll adapt to the rules. I won't lose any sleep over that.

Chaps

You are behaving very badly. You know full well Fritz likes talking to himself and you are not letting him get a word in sideways.

You are all publicity seeking sluts.

Regards

Mickvonlookingafterfritzybabiesinterestsinnityouknowwhatimeanetc

First there is our Fritz saying he would quite like a drink with our Mick and then Mick speaks up to protect the hijacking of Fritz'z thread by a bunch of 'sluts'. I think this could be the start of a beautiful relationship. Better look for a Porsche with more than 2 seats Mick.

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Originally posted by Frank F:

Some people in the Netherlands are complaining about Polish plumbers. They charge less, do more and the result lasts four times longer. This reduces the rate of circulation of money!!

Frank

Yes I think the quality of this logic is starting to nicely speak for itself, thank you very much, innit*



Regards,


Fritz von I see loads of British kids are getting their Polish O Level results today then, that'll put em in good stead to work for Our Micks new sweat-up (I mean set-up) innit*

I knew Canning Town as a Kid, in those days the C**** would have been nabbed within 24 hours, and not by the Law either:

Factoid: Did you know that Peanut butter is good for cleaning the exterior black vinyl trim on cars i.e. bumpers; it shifts the white polish residue thats left behind after polishing, that’s polish as in the stuff for making the paint shine!
And not polish car windscreen washers who stand at the traffic lights holding buckets of spare canal water which they’ve sneakily purloined and imported from the streets of the Netherlands. Whole Dutch neighbourhoods are under siege apparently by suicidal Dutch Plumbers wielding tap wrenches, plumbers with no scruples about wanting to earn an honest living.


Beanothewhore

So that's why Jimmy Carter's Hamsteads have always looked so brilliant then!



Innit:

Hello Fritz!

ATB from Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Hello Fritz!

ATB from Fredrik

What do you mean fucking Hello? You can't just come fucking waltzing on here and say hel-fucking-lo just like that without a bye or a leave John, what absolute cheek, and it's well fuckin provocative too, that's what it is Our Fredders well fuckin provocative, I just don't know the the worlds coming to these days I really don't! Der you Dud?



Oh you're back then!


Regards,



Fritz*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Originally posted by Beano:
http://www.nwprogressive.org/weblog/2005/12/republicans...n-2004-election.html

I've just opened todays post and low and behold a pilot scheme is being considered in my area Electronic Voter registration all part of the Governments e-strategy we hope you will give this scheme some support.

Yes, what a strange coincidence Beano

The best bit is you chaps are already paying (circa £7 Million if I recall correctly for the test & er, consultants) if you want it or not, millions may go to the streets against it, but it will still be implimented irresspective, and you know this is true.



Fritz von Just to recap just to recap just to recap 400 Parliamentary hours spent on bullshittin about fox hunting in the er, UK, and er, 7 to vote sending Our lads to war in Iraq (Yes that's er, 7, not 17, not 70, not 77, not 700, fuckin 7)



Goodnight*

Talking of Democratic Britain! I've just this minute finished watching the headlines on the worlds greatest Mews channel regarding the Plotter arrests: One geezer's lawyer was interviewed who should have been released yesterday (cops got 24 more hours though asked for 7 days from a very critical Judge 'supposedly?' last night). So-called Sky reporter starts speaking afterwards and for the first time ever (and I mean EVER in my experience at least) the sound was interfered with from an obvious nearby blocker/jammer (we're talking er, London here to er, London) I saw the guys face and others in the studio to know they were shocked too (it's a special trait), though said nowt. Living where I do and through the 80*s this was experienced often here, either by the Russians or whatever (Easty Beastys), and the Beeb was regularly at war (jammin-wise) with Radio Moscow, etc, etc, as was the Woice of America)(Even Breznev once stated he'd actually listened to BBC World Service for balanced reporting).


Fritz von Reid is Home Secretary; so is therefore in charge of such bullshittin, it was blatant and I know of what I speak so it'll be very interesting indeed how far this is mentioned if at all at all, not that most of you chaps obviously give a toss anyway, or so it seems to me*



You read it here first, and my PE's a week overdue* Bloody Post Office*


Oh er*

Ftitzvonmalingeringandunproductivelayaboutwhodoesfuckallandyetexpectstogetpaidforitbythepoorgermantaxpayerwhomustbewellpissedoffwithhimbynowinnitetcetc

You are correct .. we do not give a toss.

Now get a job

Regards

Mick

Nice to see you're using some real imagination at last in all of your newly found free time Our Mick, how I larfed at your last er, post.


Fritz von Keep it up Son, you Is a natural born poster:


PS: Last day at the old bog brush factory today then two whole weeks off, perhaps I'll have time to compose some equally hilarious comments too Our Mick, innit*


PPS: Is it true that when you arranged your pension package that you stated you were 50% male & 50% female (XY Chr-Wise) and subsequently got a much larger deal than planned as women live much longer than men usually?

Who'd have Adam & Eved it eh!


G'Day Playmates:

"You are correct .. we do not give a toss." Impressive to see you taking group responsibility for ebverybody else though, Now where did I see that before?

I've heard that when Wemberlee's finished for the London PFI Olympics, the Aussie firm's gonna fix the NHS Puter, cos it's the biggest Civilian IT Project in the World and not a lot of people know this?


Fritz von What utter utter Tosh³


So they'll be releasing the first 'PLOT' suspect today then!


Blair's back today, he'll spin in out no sweat:


Hope he's not landing at Stanstead:

Good luck with your new drum Our Fredders, I expect you'll be partying a touch soon on the old Polish firewater, innit*


Regards,



Fritz von And I trust you're not up to your Volvo bonnet antics anymore, it's just not you I feel*****

Being a professional unemployed layabout perhaps Our Mick can give me some hints on how to be lazy over the next few weeks as my hiliday will now officially open to an ice cold slug of Bud, most very likely swiftly followed by another?

Fritz von I didn't think today would ever bloody end*

Fritzmytotalnohoperwhohasnoconscienceaboutscrewingthepoortaxpayersoyoucandosodallandlazearoundalldayinnitetc.

I do not have time to advise you because I am packing my suitcase for a week or so at a country manor in Cornwall.

I shall be indulging in good food, fine wines etc. I suppose you did the same but at the taxpayers expense, whereas I have to eek it out of my pension.

Where did I go wrong ?

Regards

Mick

Surely a man with your connections doesn't actually pay, friends would never allow it.



Tony Windwood Blair: First Lord of the Treasury, Oh and PM sometimes too*

P.S. The last time I had dinner in Cornwall it was Oggies & Mulled cider allround (Homefarm stuff) then Charlie Boy wanted us all to cough up an arm and a leg for his latest charity idea, and you've really got to watch that Cammers (Tell Mrs Mick to watch out) she's a great larf when a bit tiddly, but a bugger for nicking peoples lighters, apparently she's known as the Magpie by the lads, I ain't sayin nuffink though:


Fritz von I mentioned the Ryan Air court thing over a week ago to no comment, if it was BA you'd all be silent, so cut out the blatant hypocrisy chaps and let's give Ryan Air (etc) ther same tax breaks and stealth subsidies shall we, eh?


It*'s called a level playing field Our Micks most favouritist illusion*

God this beer is cold, Off to the pub, goodnight, perhaps I'll ring in the moaning if yers lucky? I'll be so busy busy busy:

Fritz,

I'm being nosey but hows the young Maximilian doing?

Beano

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Originally posted by Beano:
Fritz,

I'm being nosey but hows the young Maximilian doing?

Beano

He's doing spiffingly well actually thank you very much Our Beano, though I don't think it's a particularly good idea to post any more pics on here, innit*



Fritz von Nice to see Jon Boy & 7 Up bringing the forum to new pathetic heights by talking LAW on here, how fucking base can you get, I ask you, really?*


They'll be asking for a CASH discount on their lawyers fee next:



Won't You Ladies?

Parry's still locked in the cowshed (without a laptop):

Having just enacted a recce to the offy with a blistering holiday hangover to get in a case of medicinal Bud (Just over the Stra�e fortunately), must've been that third cigar I reckon? I just watched a prog that'll probably interest Our Fredders greatly (If he's not still sulking that is!, I ain't sayin nuffin John) and not being one to spoil the nature of this Legal Forum, sorry padded cell, I'll mention er, music. Mozart's letters have been scrutinized by some Austrian/Swiss Pycho's recently and have come to the conclusion that because of the extraordinarily high volume of swear words within his texts, he's very likely (or rather was) a classic Tourettes Jonnie, Mozart that is, not Our Fredders!


I wonder what Our Fredder'd first LP to be played was in his new drum (Sibelius I reckon)

NOB:
I wonder what Our Fredder's first LP to be played was in his new drum was then? (Sibelius I reckon) or ' Wake me up afore yee Go Go' Great party song by the way, I'm a big London Bubble fan actually, though I don't like his political burblin sometimes very much, but he's got a marvellous woice and that's a fact, I'd like to see a duet with Robbie Williams for a Charity jobby (Save Democracy in Britain) if yer can fuckin find it that is, for instance, innit.


Where's me breakfast?