Who is the smuggest Briton?

Mick Parry? No, sorry only joking! The recent recession thread was good fun though wasn't it.

That'll be this wanker, then:

Dawkins gets my vote though I tend to agree with much of what he says. Mandy was running a close second

What about Peter Hitchins, anytime he appears on Question Time I have a barely controllable desire to injure the television. Closely followed by historian and Royalty sycophant David Starky.

The other person not on the list who'd get my vote is that graceless, overpaid, cowardly bully Richard Littlejohn.

He fancies himself as a scourge of political correctness/trendy leftyism and as a voice of commonsense but just sits in his rural retreat pocketing the Mail's millions while heaping calumnies on people who can't answer back (or who don't read his paper). You couldn't make it up. Wanker!

My vote goes to Mandy.

He's had more comebacks than munch.

Jamiroqoi ( sp ), the Pratt in the Hat.

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Originally posted by Mike Lacey:
Jamiroqoi ( sp ), the Pratt in the Hat.

Thanks very much Mike! I'd completely forgotten about that twat, now I can't get his smug face out of my heard. Aaaargh!

That tw@t Alex James - once bass player in Blur, now media expert on country life and jam making.

Kevin

You'll like this...

Deeply pleasing.

What a twat.

All NAIM users.



Dean...

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Originally posted by Mike Lacey:
Deeply pleasing.

Lucky his boys weren't there!

Not one for violence myself but i did grin ;-)

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Originally posted by Mike Lacey:
Kevin

You'll like this...

Deeply pleasing.

Mike - thank you so much! Haven't laughed so much in ages! What a... There is justice in this world after all!

my vote goes to 555

I love Ricky Gervais - he's my favourite comedian....

.....but I found myself voting for him!

Jon

I'd also like to bid for a few lashes for:

Sting - smugness personified and soooo righteous; and

Bono* - smugness personified and soooo righteous.

*Ok Bono isn't technically a Briton, but they all want to be don't they? ...did I really type that out loud?

What about Quentin Letts, Daily Mail columnist and theatre critic, and one of the most unjustifiably self-satisfied boobies I've ever come across.

He was also the author of the Mail's pitiful "Clement Crabbe" column, a weekly drone that purported to take a "scabrous" look at modern Britain, but which did absolutely nothing or the sort.

Here he is (puffing another of his silly books): A sniggering little public schoolboy who could do with a slap. A bit like Jamiroquai really.

Esther Rantzen's got to be there or thereabouts.

Chris

ps. But she did good things with Childline though.

Sting is definitely a good call.

My personal nomination is probably going to get me in trouble; it is large chunks of the output of Radio 4 with particular emphasis on those desperately self-satisfied little quizzes (where the same old bunch wallow in mutual self-congratulation at just how funny they are) and with an honourable mention for Gardeners Question Time which just makes me want to pour Paraquat over the entire Home Counties.

There, got that off my chest.

Bruce

I would have nominated Tony Blair without hesitation but I'm just trying to blot him out these days.

Radio 4 is local radio for chaps in the South East, it is not for chaps in glottal stop land where you have "trouble 't mill"

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Completely forgot about Michael Winner. Now there's a face built for slapping.I saw him on tele last night advocating spending £20 grand on chartering a private jet to fly to the south of France thus ensuring he did'nt have to travel with the Plebs. (I'm sure the Plebs are pretty cut up about not getting to travel with Michael Winner- tosser).

Heston looking rather sumg at winning a foodie award.

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Originally posted by avole:
It's a shoe-in for the Clarkson.

He's got the 'stupid and small-minded' thing going on like nobody else, and he know's it...the cocky b@stard.