British Coppers will be on Time & a Half on Public Holidays!

That's the copper's signature on the back innit: Fritz getting tickets for being overloaded etc, on a snow bound non stop 18 hour drive (me only driver master) through Poland up to Bella thingy border. Clapped out old estate full to the gunwhales, and later to find that my pal (ex REME) who's motor and gear it was to his new house (lovely gaff) was also loaded with Brownings, an AK47, and his Dad's old Lee Enfield 303 Mark 4 (Kill an elephant from 10 miles with that old bastard).


Fritz von Bloody coppers eh? though he did have a laugh when he found out I was British, How I larfed when I handed out my mates dosh to him given to me by his Polish Missus sitting next to me (pretending to be German) thank fuck he didn't ask for her ID daft bint (though very attractive, a maths teacher in Berlin as well as enjoying throwing rubbish out of the car window cos we were now in Poland (reminded me of England)(In Germany it's quite rightly simply not done, even pissed yobbo's don't do it, amazingly and agrreably enough), and . She gave me earache the whole trip (nearly clipped her twice and she knew it) didn't want a hotel cos of the cost, and I kept fighting sleep doing a Toy Story to make the pace, and Polish roads ain't no picnic I can tell yeee.


See those lovely Cultivated Norwegian folk will be munching fresh whale meat again soon in their restaurants, purely for research porpoises though you understand, innit*

Wether one lives in the northern or southern hemisphere, Spring is celebrated after a long winter by various religions and faiths in different ways and called different things, though all pertainin to the same end, innit.

Fritz von The human soul is the human soul

Just updated my blog:

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

Ah! The Norwegians, and such sinners too! Fredrik

PS: for the Public record, I do have to declare my interest. I am half Norwegian.

Our Luigi's just been on the old blower telling me how spiffingly pleased he is that Bell-end-scony has taken defeat in good spirit and like a true Italian Macho man should.


Fritz von Vendetta is a strange word in modern Italian politics from a 'democratic' 'Media Baron' personally worth er, $11 Billion (think about it? imagine it in UK or the States, or the dirty digger himself being daft enough to try it in Oz'



I'll get the bastard later*


ain't saiyn nuffink though Grandad"!

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Ah! The Norwegians, and such sinners too! Fredrik

PS: for the Public record, I do have to declare my interest. I am half Norwegian.

Top or Bottom Our Fredders, I mean only one half eats, the other excreats, innit Olaf*

Boring old Uni Prof mate of mine went to Talin this moaning with a heavy head no doubt (after last night's Finnish vodka) he'll no doubt be in no mood for research-fresh whale steaks though!

Fritz,

Certainly the better half, so I'll let you choose for yourself! God poske! Fredrik

I wont say too much at this stage* Talking with an old firm mucker on here recently and Boy! did she remind me of some stuff I'd completely lost in my mind*

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Fritz,

Certainly the better half, so I'll let you choose for yourself! God poske! Fredrik

I'm so glad it's lamb and mint, or I'd have to choose between leg or breast?*

Regards,


Captain Fritz

Body and soul, perhaps? All the best, Fred!

PS: For clarification, mine is not what is called the body-beautiful!

A policeman aquaintance of mine gave me this last night, not sure if i Is gonna open it soon or not though? and i serpently wouldn't dream of ever inviting the chap round for dinner as Parry would whinge for days, and i Is sure cook would moan too, as he's a serious pork eater, and eats his peas with his knife, and fish knife at that!


Fritz von Oh the stress of it all*


I wonder what a whale knife's like then?

P.S. Above picture was taken with an old Leica given to me by Lord Lichfield many moons afore for a gambling debt which he nicked (sorry borrowed) from Dave Bailey's flat one night after a serious night on the old Veuve click, tasty three to a bed crumpet, and Accupulco (Ackerpulki in Scotland) Gold.

I ain't sayin nuffin though! you know me:

Dear Fritz,

Not sure about special knives, as I have not tried whale!

You have got me thinking I should break a rule of mine, never to patronise a shop on Good Friday, and go and find a couple of bottles of beer for myself!

I should open that bottle if I were you, as it may make the start of the break really nice!

Fredrik

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

Not sure about special knives, as I have not tried whale!

You have got me thinking I should break a rule of mine, never to patronise a shop on Good Friday, and go and find a couple of bottles of beer for myself!

I should open that bottle if I were you, as it may make the start of the break really nice!

Fredrik

I have some others that I'd prepared earlier John*


Fritz von Smoked two packets of Gauloise last night, and I'm slowly getting the urge for another one, either that or a bowl of weetabix with honey, as I'm clean out of salt!

Our Jack, Broon, or Blair (or Lisbet even) should be on the blower asap to Vladders and get our man back on track immediately, it's an exception, it's a one off, and it's a disgrace if they don't get it sorted (YESTERDAY), Putin get your act together old son, innit:


Fritz von Did you know that Russians are the oldest Christians?

Sounds fine to me, dear Fritz! Enjoy them. It is a lovely sunny day here, and the thought of a bit of truly free time is enough to relax me without any help at all, so maybe I'll wait till it gets dark before opening the beers!

Fredrik

Amazingly enough Our Fredders I've just watched an absolutely marvellous short filum all about Norway, and being made of true grit and all that, that I am, I had to get my Batman Parry to shed a tear or two (not three) for me. It certainly did bring back some fine memories I can tell you, those colours and those bloody salmon, truly what heaven upon earth, innit.


Fritz von Then the Kaiser turned up in his bleedin Warship, Royal Yachts are far superior we think*

NB: I'd like to have Hillary Clinton for dinner (and breakf�st) as I find her most attractive and brilliant to-boot, and when she becomes the first US Woman President she will have to change her whole life forever, which she will, I know, cos Lisa Simpson told me, so it's indisputably TRUE INNIT`*

NOB: I wonder when God makes us all black with Asian eyes and Scouse accents all speaking English across the world the next thyme around, if we'll still fight over who's best?


I'm not joking about Clinton, I could imagine her laughter in the morning, then she'd be gone forever, and I know she'd always respect me. so long as I remained silent (You know me).

Somebody asked somebody recently why Berlin Fritz posts on the Naim Padded Cell forum, I mean how daft can yer get eh? What a silly billy Question really!

Whilst varying my enigma's i faught to mesen, aye up lad! more worserer tings appen at sea, dunnit*


Fritz von Looking Forward to (first time) Jonnie English toneet on t'telly like*


I was just thinking of all that coppers overtime and paperwork the British taxpayer is financing today, O'Lordy Pick a bale of cotton!

Nice one Beano that was fuckin funny son, i had a good old chufter there John*

Regards,


Fritz*

quote:

Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Thanks to all, I think I've got it straight now. Perhaps I'll feel better after the weekend anyway.

Tony

Hanging's too good for you Jimmy, it's a good fuckin kick up the arse you need Son!


Fritz von Just tell it like it is John*

That bloke wot rote les Misrables said a rich geezer who's gear got nicked from some gadgie(after he'd kindly yput him up for the night etc) sent the cops away after telling thewm that he'sd given the stolen objects top the plonker wort nicked em. He then said well wise an'all I give you your life, use it wisely.


Fritz von was it mature though?



I didn't know that 0 was a number?

I love them, especially the engine and exhaust note!

Nearly as beautifiul as a Matisse*

I could probably stretch to one of his, it would have to be in calender format though.

I think I'll have that Aston pic as my desktop wallpaper.

This beast had me drooling whilst walking down the Via de Emanuelle II in Roma a fortnight ago...