British Coppers will be on Time & a Half on Public Holidays!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von I don't know what was more worserer Tarquers puppy comment or George Friedrich's?*

Of course, when i write about "black hairy balls" i'm not thinking about genitals.

Dear Gianluigi,

It would take a certainly mind set to think you were describing anything other than puppies! I always think of them as little hairy balls of mischief myself! Then thy go through a leggy stage where they can be very annoying, till they become young adult dogs. No dog I ever had grew totally beyond that stage. Even my last dog a Border Collie sheep dog who was one heck of a fine working dog too (died at 12) never completely stopped wanting to play with me all rolled up on the floor like a child and a puppy! That is what is so good. You cannot possibly take yourself too seriously when your good friend can so easily make you look such a fool to someone who does not understand the link of of love between man and dog!

You lucky man to be getting a puppy soon! Fredrik

Fredrik

Ciao dear Fred!
Yes.
Right now i'm feeling quite upside down and making my mind up to take even one of the female they are not able to give away!
My house will become a mess, but i don't care.
After my german sheperd died we all got a little depressed and she left quite a large hole in our life!
I know my father will not be happy, but i'll get.
I'm sure!

Ciao
Gianluigi

Woof, woof! Fredrik

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that a faulty car en-route home after being warned by a CSO to get it fixed, and subsequently having an accident as a result, the CSO would be liable,

You been on the beer?

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Originally posted by andy c:

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that a faulty car en-route home after being warned by a CSO to get it fixed, and subsequently having an accident as a result, the CSO would be liable,

You been on the beer?

How dare you Madam, suggest that I steer my way through the endless unlit streets, cul de sacs au plenty, and numerous one way systems going nowhere fast under the influence, on this ere forum, I've a bad mind to write to my local Council and report you*

Fritz von You'll be telling me coppers turn a blind eye next*

NB I've heard that Our Mick may well give his Grandson his new guitar to strum upon instead, as he's worried that learning to play it may well diminish his own enjoyment capacity of the old Abba & James Last classsics on his Naim gear?*

I ain't sayin nuffink though*

can't beat a good tune, if you know how*

I see that Bill Gates gets first crack at the Chinese Top Brass then on their US vist?*


Bill for President*


He does get about by Gadd Dunnee!*

I didn't know that Nottinghamshire is the most house burglery prone place in the whole of the British Isles?


Fritz von The Police! Maybe they're too busy doing more er, impotent things, innit*


G'Day

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How dare you Madam, suggest that I steer my way through the endless unlit streets, cul de sacs au plenty, and numerous one way systems going nowhere fast under the influence, on this ere forum, I've a bad mind to write to my local Council and report you*

It's only slanderous if it's not the truth!

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I didn't know that Nottinghamshire is the most house burglery prone place in the whole of the British Isles?

Did use to be, but are being reduced at a quite alarming rate now, ta.

So this mornings British news was totally making it all up then?



Fritz von You're reading the Police Gazette methinks*

Fritz - are you aware of where the info actually came from - it came from an Insurance Claims survey. The survey rightly placed Nottingham at the top of the list. It also rightly mentioned that claims were also reducing rapidly, due - and I quote the Survey Folk - due to ongoing policing operations.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/new...3336&in_page_id=1770

You are prone to quote from various jurno's - I'm sure you won't mind if I do the same:

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"However, our data shows that these towns and cities are actually showing above average improvements in the numbers of claims being made for theft and we anticipate this positive trend to continue.

"This is in part down to a number of police and community initiatives - such as neighbourhood warden schemes - which have been set up to address household security issues."

By all means take the piss - surely you read the whole story before replying to my post, didn't you? Or were you just sensationalising?

andy c!

Considering the old Bill hardly ever turn up to 999 calls for house burglery anyway (possibly 3-4 days later with your imaginary CSI team), it's a bloody miracle any insurance claims get taken seriously anyway, innit?*


Fritz von Just watched a caring householder being interviewed on Daggers Gasgoine estate (knew it well as a kid, it's well tough²) regarding voting BNP very soon "I ain't no racist she said I've got three half-cast Grandkids, and besides my old man's a Senior Member on the Naim Padded Cell forum!!" (He is too)* Well I never did, Adam where do you get em John?*


Ps: So Nottingham's ex Boss of the Serious Crime Squad is trying to get an obviously guilty lad out of a foreign (FO don't give a monleys, Private Eye don't give a monkey's I wonder why?) nick poor lad, anything for negative publicity eh Jack*

Griffins Protect the City of London of course in case you didn't know*

N.B. Nottingham's Abysmal firearms crime has been mentioned at least three times since I've been home (an hour) perhaps that's them bloody insurance wallers too Our Andy*

Having spent most of the day learning about Hindu Devas & Devis etc, I was quite surprised that Buddhism took over the idea later too, well I wasn't actually, but it's cannie stuff all the same innit*

Fritz von I didn't know that Earole Geller was an Israeli! I don't think they like him much over there either, though I'd love to see him intervene in the old Coronation Street-esque Saga of Our Andy and Toy-Boy playing at taxi driver and copper at a temporary traffic light, what fun that would be Chaps, innit*


Big Jock knew o'course*

Our Dicky's 'Doctor in the Woodhouse' were always quite watchable I fawt*


Fritz von Hanna's brother you know*

Don'tcha know even*

From what I recall from memory about the case 'IFA' (Which I originally brought up many months afore on here by the way, to the usual silence) was that the greedy git got done & caught, but as he was only an agent for (building society if I remember collectly I pointed out that as the punters had lost out to him personally (through their own stupidity and greed) (what all IFA's unqualified dream about as per usual) I didn't see any fairness whatso'ever in forcing the 'completely seperate Building society to compensate for his crime (at their members loss! think about it for a milli-second if you dare!) (I think even the dumbest amongst us can imagine the consequences if such a court ruling happened, ie, it could well bring the government itself down, innit* (as per usual you read it here first)*


Fritz von Dalek goes into his local GP's Surgery, waits his turn, and three hours later glides into the room "You're not the Doctor I had last time!" he indignantly croaks*


Eeek²

Going by last years BBC interview I was under the impression that Hillary let Tinseng? go to summit first?


Fritz von More rubbish on that mountain than Salisbury high road*

Or was it Ginseng?

Of course the original secret of happiness was a 'Cigar called Hamlet'


Fritz von I bet Our Adam remembers that one too*

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Originally posted by andy c:

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I didn't know that Nottinghamshire is the most house burglery prone place in the whole of the British Isles?

Did use to be, but are being reduced at a quite alarming rate now, ta.

I assume you refer to 2 Jag's house improvement schemes, ie, knockin em all down, and not building any decent new ones in their place?

Fritz von Pink-Belt rabbit hutches for all and sundrie, at affordable prices! (What's a long-term job contract then John?)*


Bon Soir, as the Italians say*

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Nottingham's Abysmal firearms crime has been mentioned at least three times since I've been home (an hour) perhaps that's them bloody insurance wallers too Our Andy*

I reckon you are quite clever - so I won't explain Nottms gun crime issues to you - It will be really boring, unless of course you are one of those who run the risk of getting shot!

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Originally posted by andy c:

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Nottingham's Abysmal firearms crime has been mentioned at least three times since I've been home (an hour) perhaps that's them bloody insurance wallers too Our Andy*

I reckon you are quite clever - so I won't explain Nottms gun crime issues to you - It will be really boring, unless of course you are one of those who run the risk of getting shot!

You stick to traffic lights old bean, far more demanding*


Regards


Fritz von Never having heard anything quite like it and be expected to be taken seriously too*

I think we can imagine the outcry if Cherie's bum was plastered all over the press, not to mention the public indecency aspect*

A Nation of Dog Lovers innit:


Fritz von Shocked & Stunned:

Heard about a real nasty smash in Wilts once, geezer overtaking a bike on a misty eve, and crashed into the back of a van with a faulty rear offside light, it was allright though cos the van driver's brother was a er, copper, and the bloke behind got fined for dangerous driving.*


Fritz von Insurance didn't pay out either*

Fritz,

You sure do turn to sarcasm well, when it suits...

An easy get out, IMV, when you don't agree with summat, ain't it?*