Should ex British IRA Spy Get Hero's Funeral?

quote:

Originally posted by Tam:
Dear Fredrik,

At risk of getting sycophantic, very nice of you to say so. I think what I was getting at was that your or Todd's posts contain a level of insight and detail that mine don't (while there are many areas of music I know well, I cannot comment on them in the depth that Todd can with reference to the Beethoven sonatas) ditto, say, your fascinating post on baroque tuning.

regards, Tam

I particularly like the folk who talk endlessly during the concert (I doubt if anybody on here knows such people?). Wow look at the strings on that bass, Cor! get a shooftie at those pickups, mind you Ritchie Blackmore uses, then again Zappa, when I was at Uni I, then Eric's another kettle of fish, did you know there's no real name for the back's of the knees?

That was a bloody short concert they didn't even play freebird, now did I tell you when I went backstage once with Shirley Bassey ****

Don't yer juurst luurve em****

Can fish get bird flue?


I had fish in the back of my cab once ***

On my first day in Berlin on the 6th April 1981, after opening a bank account, registering with the police, and getting myself a tax card, I got mesen a 50 liter barrel of Budweiser, which had to sit on the balcony for some 48 hours before we could drink it, we managed 26 hours, which wasn't bad I thought*


Fritz von I'm a partist really when it comes to reading Our Fredders posts*

My Mum's cat killed three blackbirds yesterday, should we call the er, Council, or is it a firearms Officer jobby?

RSPCB I reckon...!

quote:

Originally posted by Steve Toy:
My badge with my name and photo is plainly visible. It would be a two-way street.

Yeah Our Steve, but with roadworks and temporary traffic lights that obviously are defective*

Regards

Fritz von I reckon you should go to the police complaints committee they'll see you put away allright, I mean they'll see you allright John*

He might not have even been a real copper just a warrantless CSO being authoritive (why they're in the job in the first place) most forces wouldn't touch em with a bargepole, I reckon he was an impersonator (Serious crime by the way, ask Blair)*

Whilst going through some old texts yesterday in prep for me mate Dave's birds next sunday sermon, I was suprised to learn that Mohammed in the early 6th century was guided by the arch angel Gabriel (Jibril in Islam) through the different levels of heaven, until they finally reached Allah's throne. I wont go into detail here, as I must protect the innocent, but when reading about the angel Satan, the Hebrew version was quite interesting, but I'd better leave that too, or we'll have Our Fredders starting off all over again throwing another wobbly, besides that's another kettle of swans entirely, innit*


Fritz von If time doesn't exist how can yer travel through it?

quote:

Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
A strange world we participate in, this Forum. People materialise at the blink of an eye, people evaporate at the blink of an eye.

Steve

Perhaps the old Danish Secret Service have sent Our Nime back to the Welsh Walleys to join the old SOCAS Boys avenue?


The Butler did it, well that's what Our Deano said at least anyway, and he's in the Pitcairns!


Nosey Bleedin Peepin Toms!!!*

quote:

Fritz von If time doesn't exist how can yer travel through it?

Fritz old chop, I answered the question in great detail back in 2039.

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:

quote:

Fritz von If time doesn't exist how can yer travel through it?

Fritz old chop, I answered the question in great detail back in 2039.

Just in the nick eh John, reckon I must've passed it by?*


Just another point for the crowd on here that get a hard on every post er, firearms are mentioned, is that although the highly susccessful AK47 that's killed literally millions is a good wounder, which is militarily acceptable beacuse two non wounded soldiers (male or female) have to tend to them (in theory), the M16 is much lighter and smaller calibre, but can cause just as big a wound cos the bullet splits up, unlike the old 3. Kakov, innit*

Well I never*

quote:

Originally posted by BigH47:

quote:

But watch for the people who want to sell you, only if you look, you are already a customer

Have you been to Egypt? Every one in the country is out get some of your money it seems. The more trivial the service the more they want.Can be very wearing.Still enjoyed the visit though.
Anyone want a genuine hand made carpet/perfume/papyrus or cotton shirt?


Howard

You wanna try London sometime John*



Fritz von Toblerone & Ice cream luvvly jubbly*

Here's one for ya - why do charities persevere in putting bags thru yer door for old clothes etc - then when you fill em they never come and collect em?

quote:

AK47 that's killed literally millions is a good wounder, which is militarily acceptable beacuse two non wounded soldiers (male or female) have to tend to them (in theory), the M16 is much lighter and smaller calibre, but can cause just as big a wound cos the bullet splits up, unlike the old 3. Kakov, innit*

This is,in part, the thinking behind the change from the good old 7.62 (guaranteed to ruin your entire day)FN SLR, which I liked because it can be fired left handed and the newer 5.56 (which stings like mad if you get hit)SA80 which can't be fired left handed (thus presenting me and other lefties with a major embuggerance). The wounding to slow down an enemy and cause them to use up resources etc. is not only 'militarily acceptable' but militarily desirable in some scenarios.

NB - No hard-on was achieved during the writing of this reply.

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
Here's one for ya - why do charities persevere in putting bags thru yer door for old clothes etc - then when you fill em they never come and collect em?

No idea Our Andy, all my clothes are brand new*

Check out Scotland

Subject: bullets

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother."I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened
16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a
bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.


Fritz von Mention er, firearms and see what comes out of the woodwork, innit*

Tis my sisters birthday today and she lives in Hornchurch strangely enough*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Marc Bolan always said don't fuck with swans*

Although I do own three pretty decent watches, I've never been much into jewellery, and I certainly couldn't see myself ever being interested in a Sygnet ring*

Shocked & Stunned

I find school teachers some of the most immature endlessly arrogant with their superiority trips, very good for going to concerts with*


Fritz von Yer cannie hear their waffle*

quote:

Originally posted by arf005:
We use 3-phase 6.6Kv at 60Hz out here......

Yer must have bloody big toasters then John*

quote:

we had the IRA on the verge of military defeat which is why they agreed to a cease fire and talks. That would not have happened if they had thought they were winning. Now we have thrown away our advantage.

Interesting thoughts Jo.

I have to say I'm not sure that I share the logic or the ulimate objective.

What "advantage" is actually thrown away in practice? Prevention of terrorist acts? Retribution?

What was the end game if you had pressed your "advantage" while you were "winning", would that have resulted in a "better" position than where we are now?

The current process / position is not perfect but surely it is better than entrenching in a position that is more likely to perpetuate conflict?

Chris

Firstly I must say I find the logic of the above post most refreshing, and if such thoughts had occurred at high levels many years ago (and acted upon creating the mindset), many hundreds of lives would have been saved on all sides. The Nobel Prize winning Peace Women are all but forgotten by the er, 'media' as they're obviously not sexy enough, and organised criminals are seemingly far more interesting. Talking of criminals, I suppose it's likely that Thatcher will die soon, and Britain ie, the er, 'media' will fall into its usual Churchill-esque nationalistic self-pity emotional band-wagon-jumping-mode (Well England anyway) although not a great side on Sir Winston (Bushy's hero, lest you forget- Bloody Republicans eh?) and I'm sure he would have hated Maggie. I'll not remind folk of the Thatcher attitude to NI, but at least tone in that John Major is the real hero of the present day (peaceful situation) which has nothing to do with Blair whatso'ever in my view, he's just said all the right things on spin quacks advice, innit.

As a last pointer on this subject, Gerry Adam's has faught mightily in my view for his position (Thatcher never faught for anything in her life, she just utilised peoples greed and ignorance to her advantage) and it's a miracle that he & Paisley are still alive. The Irish struggle, re his party (The oldest in Ireland) going well back over 100 years (check it out if yer at all at all interested, I'm not going to sprout agenda politics, especially on here) but those who think Bobby Sands etc were pioneers, think again, barring naturally their own ultimate sacrifices as democratically elected MP's to the British Parliament, which I'm sure slips most peoples minds?

Whilst enjoying an old classic last night, 'Murder on the Gallop' Robert Morley, Margaret Rutherford etc, it reminded me (although humerous at times) of the utter contempt of arrogant British/English Class buillshit towards their employeees for instance, which still seemingly exists in many of today's er, 'minds', this did tie in with my above thoughts as well, and contemplating what I'd been taught as a child towards Ireland, as many an ex squaddie still seems to think today, reminding them they are there to do a job, and not to think, remember as said recently after the rescue in Iraq, how British Service Personel have a Sovereign Duty to Protect British (and Northern Irish) Citizens?

Anyway it's a pity some of the old women on here dont have the Miss Marple spunk innit, then there would no doubt far more constructive discussion and argument instead, of all the tittle tattle playground bullying & personal whingeing that can only always end in tears & trembles, cutting yer own throats in the end, it seems, innit*



Fritz von But you know me, I ain't sayin Nuffink John*

N.B. As a follow up to my earlier post regarding Arch Angel Gabriel, Mohammed only heard his voice, which is actually more than one does on this internet forum if yers think about it*


I wonder if Norwegian Fjords have internet cafe's?

Barring the unfortunate red cards later on, watching the Seville - Russian side match last night, I reckon it was one of the best games I've seen in many a year, ended 1-1 in absolutely attrocious conditions too.

Respect for the beautiful game, barring the red cards of course, but I already said that didn't I*


Fritz von Who knows of any IFA's that don't put you onto their mates for a loan, and you feel obliged to buy their luvvly jubbly insurance package as well (for cash)(a scam many banks play too) as you get the feeling you must!


It's true though, innit* Would I lie to you?

P.S. I'm all for young stars making it too, but not at other's expense, they normally end up as very lonely folk, coppers, or/and freemasons*

I wonder why the newly found Hackney Carriage Monopoly in UK hasn't left the Island? Could it be that under Our Micks fair play- free market rules that Europe finds it totally illegal?*

HELL, AS EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT



The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.



One student, however, wrote the following:



First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:



1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.



So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you",
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."



THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"



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I always though Our Fredders & Nime were one of the same actually, like many other multi personalities on here too scared of being themselves, no matter what they say?


I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear*

..... I could apologise, but I won't.....



A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love/hate this)



(its a real treat)



(a masterpiece)



(wait for it)



(brace yourselves)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...



"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


Fritz von That just came in fronm the Yard, they're obviously bored shitless as well, ooops wrong forum****

Our Fredders is very popular on the old Music Forum, and makes many peoples dreary lives slightly less dreary, I certainly think he should stay there, and not be so selfish as to leave so many souls hungering for his passionate aural decriptions, innit*

Regards,

Fritz von Rattle that then Wolfgang*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
..... I could apologise, but I won't.....



"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


Fritz von That just came in fronm the Yard, they're obviously bored shitless as well, ooops wrong forum****

Fritz old chop,

Ya should be banned for that joke have you no remorse?

Erik

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Our Fredders is very popular on the old Music Forum, and makes many peoples dreary lives slightly less dreary, I certainly think he should stay there, and not be so selfish as to leave so many souls hungering for his passionate aural decriptions, innit*

Regards,

Fritz von Rattle that then Wolfgang*

Hmm....when I got up this morning, all I could think about was the prospect of reading the latest instalment about Walcha...

Oh well