Wooden Dining Tables !

Assuming 'Cold Fusion' and its fuel derivitives sooner rather than later appear in the world, making oli & coal/gas useless overnight, maybe we'll have some cleaner air to breath & fresher water to drink for the 95% of Humanity that's never experienced it, innit ?

Fritz Flying kites again

What is this guy on ?

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David ! I wouldn't walk down a British street with your name, I might get shot accidently by the rozzers, innit.


Fritz Von Only pullin yer table Son

Cold fusion has been put on the back burner.

As have, in times of hardship, many wooden tables.

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Originally posted by Steve O:
As have, in times of hardship, many wooden tables.

Good one!

As they say in Fife:

"Many are cauld but few are frozen"

Ahh ! That'd be the illegal Chinese workers who help oot the Scottish Salmon industry bigstyle, innit? I see that the auld Falkirkian Mr Broon; was in Fife earlier toady, now I willnee make any banana japes, but the crates do burn bloddy well, so they do, and they make good dining tables too, innit.


Fritz Von A Timoorous wee beasty with four legs ? I love that Robertson's Jam from the Fifedome too o'course, and I naturally mean't that other place near Edinburgh with a G (I cannie spell it) and no Falkirkonian

A rather clever French Chappie has started a new twend, by putting fast (tyreless ) castors on a certain type of lighter Medditeranian wooden dining table, and racing them for big prize money.


Fritz Von I wonder it it'll catch on ?

The First Pro run will consist of two-score
tables, 'some with leaves', and will be known as the Formula WD40 Series: Sounds Good, innit.

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