What do you want for Christmas?

What do I want for Christmas?

Peace on earth and goodwill to all men



...... and a sub-machine gun.

(With apologies to Charles Schultz)

Dan

A nymphomaniac is not just for Christmas!
Give puppies and kittens instead.
They are so much easier to dispose of afterwards.

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...... and a sub-machine gun.

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Here's what I want for Christmas:

• The entire BushCo cabal impeached and in prison
  
  
• Barack Obama as president of my country, the USA
  
  
• For my country, the USA, to lead the world in development of renewable energy, eventually getting the oil monkey off our backs, and end the policy of sleeping with tyrants, dictators and oppressive regimes in order to get our greedy fix
  
  
• For my country, the USA, to truly give its fair share of foreign aid (currently among the lowest of all industrialized nations as expressed as a percentage of its GNP), to spearhead a global effort to rectify the enormous inequities between the haves and the have-nots of the world, to make a serious commitment to feed the hungry and fight the spread of AIDS
  
  
• For my country, the USA, to reverse its slide down the slippery slope toward theocracy, to live up to the reality of separation of church and state
  
  
• For my country, the USA, as the supposedly most powerful nation on Earth, to finally live up to its altruistic potential and help the world move into a new age for all living things on the planet

That's all I want.

Fred

A 282.

And a guitar, so I can start learning to play.

Now that i'm close to be defenetely drunk i say...............
i wish a beauty like this to fill up my days just like it was before august.

Pure love!

Isn't that illegal?

Nice one Fred....!!!

Cheers

Jim

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Originally posted by BigH47:
Isn't that illegal?

If Elton John got married with someone named David i feel i can say i loved my old dog sometimes more than a relative.

Never went to bed together.........except during bad storms when she wanted to sleep with her snout on my belly!
heheheheheheh
Good, old hairy friend!

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PS: what do you mean "moronic"?

Gianluigi

Gianluigi

"Moronic" means exceptionally stupid. That's my neighbour. But it's no big deal, she doesn't bother me AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve

I'll see your moronic neighbour... and...
raise you my neighbours from hell!

Oh yeah? Are you sure you want a neighbour who blocks your driveway when you need to get to office for an important 8 o'clock meeting AND YOU'VE ALREADY TOLD HER THREE TIMES NOT TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I'm quite relaxed about it actually, just one of those things really.

Steve

Cycle.

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Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
Oh yeah? Are you sure you want a neighbour who blocks your driveway when you need to get to office for an important 8 o'clock meeting AND YOU'VE ALREADY TOLD HER THREE TIMES NOT TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I'm quite relaxed about it actually, just one of those things really.

Steve

What a totally selfish and ignorant bitch!

She's taking your politeness for granted Steve.

Time for reciprocity!

Whatever.

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What a totally selfish and ignorant bitch!

If her name Jane?

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a neighbour who blocks your driveway when [b]you need to get to office for an important 8 o'clock meeting AND YOU'VE ALREADY TOLD HER THREE TIMES NOT TO DO IT

Or when you desperately need to go to bathroom!

I've a similar problem with a neighbour as well:
i've told him thousand times not to rush down the narrow road in front of the houses.
There're children playin', cats, dogs, old people walking............
One day i waited for him to come down the road roaring with his 4 wheels motorcycle hiding behind a wall and let a ball run on the asphalt in the moment he was passing.
hehehehehehehe
He doesn't run anymore.

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Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
Oh yeah? Are you sure you want a neighbour who blocks your driveway when you need to get to office for an important 8 o'clock meeting AND YOU'VE ALREADY TOLD HER THREE TIMES NOT TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing a few match sticks wouldn't sort out!

Could try to stand in front of her house dressing a black stole and hood with a flaming torch in hand.

try this

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Could try to stand in front of her house dressing a black stole and hood with a flaming torch in hand.

Didn't know you knew my mother in-law?

HEY, YO-YO!
Just call Nime's mother-in-law.
She'll do the dirty job for you!

Thank you all for the sensible and practical suggestions, especially the ones about burning her house down (or was it burning her at the stake?)

Steve

Where's the one?

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
HEY, YO-YO!
Just call Nime's mother-in-law.
She'll do the dirty job for you!

My neighbour probably IS his mother in law.