Best T-shirt Slogans

Posted by: Deane F on 06 October 2005

One I saw worn by a large-breasted woman on a bus - with a large arrow pointing upwards...."My face is up here."

Last week, worn by a very attractive blond woman, a black t-shirt with shocking pink lettering...."This is what a Feminist looks like."
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Paul Hutchings
It's puerile filth but I always liked "I don't have tourettes, you're just a f*****g c**t".
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Deane F
Paul, I'm still laughing as I write this. Big Grin
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Bob Edwards
Deane--

Two variations:

"Trust me, I do this all the time..."

and (slightly off color...):

"Trust me--I do her all the time."

Best,

Bob
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Justyn
Can't forget one of the golden oldies - "Never Mind the Sex Pistols - Feel my B******ks"
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by TomK
A few years ago I saw Billy Connolly in Los Angeles and he did a sketch about global warming where he encouraged the audience to carry on using aerosols as much as possible because the weather in Britain was "F*ckin brilliant". He then opened his jacket to reveal a t-shirt with the slogan

"Fuck the future - get a tan".
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Bas V
"I did Paris Hilton"

"I didn't make Britney pregnant... I came over her tits"

I really don't understand that people actually wear shirts with texts like these, but they do make me smile! Pretty shallow, ain't it?!
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by bazz
My girlfriend can't wrestle
But you should see her box
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Nime
"I wish these were brains" is a well worn one.. or two.
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Martin D
Bliar
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Sir Cycle Sexy
On a girl: 'You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.'

C
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by Rico
"bend over, I'll drive"
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by dave simpson
"Nashville Pussy"
Posted on: 06 October 2005 by kuma
internet forum fight
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Diode100
" You're a naughty boy, go to my room"

As with most of these, you had to see what was in the T-shirt to fully appreciate the sentiment.

In passing, does this board have any female members ? Is a thin line being walked with this kind of post ?
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Hammerhead
My latest:

"Want bitty"
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Traveling Dan
One that made me smile:

"Instant a***hole - just add alcohol".
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Roy T
I have an old and much loved Spawn till you die from another age and gut size, I do however try to buy a couple whenever I find myself in that part of the world.
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by chiba
All in Japan:

"I hate myself and I want to die."

"Hide with Spread Beaver"[1]

And on a 60 something blue rinse lady: "Bitch"[2].

[1] A modern beat combo apparently.
[2] Some surf clothing brand.
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by GML
This made me giggle.
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Tony Lockhart
While we were waiting in Dubai airport a few years ago, absolutely knackered on our way to Cape Town, a very old Arab sat next to me and my wife. He was wearing all the traditional clothing except on his head he had a woolly hat with 'Slam Dunk' on it. Oh how that's cheered me up ever since.

Tony
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Tony Lockhart
Another corker. Best not to wear this on meeting the outlaws for the first time.



Tony
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Martin Hull
My favourite is:

"Smother me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

Martin
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by Martin D
Saw one in Dublin that said

FCEK
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by jason.g
"BORED OF THE BECKHAMS." (http://www.boredofthebeckhams.com)Ihad to own this one.
Posted on: 07 October 2005 by BarryD
"What if the Hokey Kokey IS what its all about?"


.. OK so I'm easily amused.