Best T-shirt Slogans

Posted by: Deane F on 06 October 2005

One I saw worn by a large-breasted woman on a bus - with a large arrow pointing upwards...."My face is up here."

Last week, worn by a very attractive blond woman, a black t-shirt with shocking pink lettering...."This is what a Feminist looks like."

Posted on: 15 October 2005 by Skip

http://www.arborwear.com/images/tag_crotch.jpg

"Protect your crotch. I can't stress that enough."

For sale at arborwear.com

Posted on: 16 October 2005 by Chumpy

Undoubtedly IMO the best slogan is no slogan, then you can wear T-shirt etc again. All e.g. T-shirts with slogans/logos etc thereupon are naff/worn by twats.

Posted on: 17 October 2005 by London Lad

In Monaco I saw a stunningly beautiful woman walking hand in hand with an older man. Their matching T shirts read 'HOT' and 'RICH'

Posted on: 22 October 2005 by BobPaterso

Make Bono history

Make Geldof history

Posted on: 24 October 2005 by Chris Kelly

An 80's classic "He who dies with the most toys wins"

Posted on: 24 October 2005 by Deane F

A friend and I were discussing cars the other day and she remembered an old Lee Jeans poster with the bloke in the advert wearing a t-shirt that went something like:

Injection is fine - but I'd rather be blown.

Posted on: 24 October 2005 by Nime

quote:
Originally posted by Deane F:
A friend and I were discussing cars the other day and she remembered an old Lee Jeans poster with the bloke in the advert wearing a t-shirt that went something like:

Injection is fine - but I'd rather be blown.

In the good old days before turbos... supercharged engines were described as "blown".
I have no idea if is this is relevant but felt driven (empowered) to share it with you.

Posted on: 25 October 2005 by NaimThatTune

Reminds me of another 80s favourite - a petrol head T-shirt with large script saying

SUCK
SQUEEZE
BANG
BLOW

...describing the action of a four stroke engine, of course...

Cheers!

Rich

Posted on: 26 October 2005 by graham55

I have a T shirt which purports to list the ten greatest f*cks in the world. My favourite is the very first, which reads:

"What the f*ck was that?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima.

I still giggle whenever I put it on.

G

Posted on: 26 October 2005 by bazz

Two of my faves from that list were US presidents:

Kennedy - I need this f*cking parade like I need a hole in the head
Clinton - Who the f*ck is gonna know?

Posted on: 27 October 2005 by Nime

quote:
Originally posted by bazz:
Two of my faves from that list were US presidents:

Kennedy - I need this f*cking parade like I need a hole in the head
Clinton - Who the f*ck is gonna know?

Bush - What the f*ck do I know?

Bush - Where the f*ck is that?

Bush - Who the f*ck is this?

Bush - What the f*ck can I do?

Bush - Where the f*ck is Eyerack?

Bush - F*ck 'em all!

Bush - Dear god, we're f*cked!

Bush - I've never knowingly been f*cked.

Bush - Where's my f*cking oil?

Bush - Where are your f*cking friends when you need them?

Bush - F*ck New Orleans! I have a benifit engagement.

Bush - I f*cked the US for another fistfull of dollars.

Bush - We had to stop Soddom!

Bush - Those f*cking irrakeis/affganneyse have no sense of humour!

Bush - Send the f*cking Fleet to Terran!

Bush - F*ck me! That's an exyative order!

Bush - Oh f*ck! Not again!

Bush - Oh fc*k!

Posted on: 29 October 2005 by Mabelode, King of Swords

quote:
Originally posted by maria:
hi
my favorit t-shirt slogan is
"i am a BITCH"
and i am

Maria

Thanks Maria, it's always nice to get to know Forum members a bit better.

Steve

Posted on: 29 October 2005 by bjorne

quote:
Originally posted by maria:
hi
my favorit t-shirt slogan is
"i am a BITCH"
and i am

Maria