Sexiest Woman in UK poll

Posted by: wellyspyder on 26 April 2006

Yes its Keira Knightley according to FHM.

And for the rest:

2. Keeley Hazel
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Kelly Brook
6. Cheryl Tweedy
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Evangeline Lilly
9. Jessica Alba
10. Jessica Simpson
11. Billie Piper
12. Sienna Miller
13. Lindsay Lohan
14. Rachel Stevens
15. Sarah Harding
16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
17. Halle Berry
18. Jennifer Aniston
19. Fearne Cotton
20. Eva Longoria
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Rasher
Christ I must be getting old - don't know who 90% of them are!!
Keira Knightly is very beautiful, but not in a sexy way. Beyonce Knowles is beautiful, but not so much as KK, but far sexier.
All a lot of nonsense - Rachel Stevens??? Billie Piper??? Jennifer Aniston??? They must be joking! Wouldn't be in my top 100, and I'm not thinking of old boilers either!
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by JoeH
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Originally posted by Rasher:
Christ I must be getting old - don't know who 90% of them are!!
Keira Knightly is very beautiful, but not in a sexy way. Beyonce Knowles is beautiful, but not so much as KK, but far sexier.
All a lot of nonsense - Rachel Stevens??? Billie Piper??? Jennifer Aniston??? They must be joking! Wouldn't be in my top 100, and I'm not thinking of old boilers either!


The clue is in 'according to FHM'.
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Bruce Woodhouse
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The clue is in 'according to FHM'.


Absolutely. No Felicity Kendall for instance! Or Juliette Binoche.

In fact nobody that real at all.

... and FWIW I think Keira Knightley is about as sexy as John Prescott. In a differently unsexy way of course. Well I guess someone somewhere found him sexy....as well as his wife....
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by John Channing
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...about as sexy as John Prescott


The headline in the Sun was a corker... "Two Shags..."
John
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by JonR
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Keeley Hazel


Who she?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by JoeH
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Originally posted by JonR:
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Keeley Hazel


Who she?


<Guessing wildly> A woman with big tits?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by 7V
I find Anna Friel quite sexy. But then what do I know? I'd rather sleep with Keira Knightley than John Prescott. Smile
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by JonR
His secretary must have been desparate.

JoeH, well, like, yeah...and...?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by 7V:
I find Anna Friel quite sexy. But then what do I know? I'd rather sleep with Keira Knightley than John Prescott. Smile


Yep, ditto Anna Friel. KK looked great in that dreadful King Arthur film.

I suspect the sexiest woman in the UK works in a cafe in Hove - blond, creamy light olive suntan, very slim, fits her jeans wonderfully, ample bumps, piercing ice blue eyes and a mouth like a porn star. I go there most afternoons....er for a pot of tea...er.
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Tony Lockhart
Can I vote Helen Willets as the sexiest weather girl? Boy does she set me up for the day.

Tony
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by J.N.
Isobel Lang for me.

All the BBC weather girls are great, but don't get me started on that condescending cow with the glued on smile, on ITV.

John.
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by SWP
That Chantelle bint from Big Brother came 50th.... who votes for this thing??
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by wellyspyder
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Originally posted by SWP:
That Chantelle bint from Big Brother came 50th.... who votes for this thing??


Like the tittle says: your fellow country men!
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Chillkram
Being honest, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. Even the ones I've never heard of!

Mark
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by u5227470736789439
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Originally posted by Rasher:
Christ I must be getting old - don't know who 90% of them are!! ...!
Dear Rasher,

Bloody Hell, Rasher! Where does that leave me? I don't recognise any of those names! I would have voted for Hattie Jacques as the sexiest lady of all time in her heyday! Among living ladies perhaps I would put umm! ... err! ... perhaps Kate Winslett at the top, at least in a fantasy sort of way!

Why do people lust after celuloid heroins?

Really the sexiest lady I know is another friend's wife, and I don't think any of you would have heard of her, any more than I would ever know her in the Biblical sense! We are very good friends!

Fredrik

PS: She has been a dinner guest of mine, and her husband was forced to cry off, because of a vetinary emergency! So we were trusted together!!!
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by Steve Toy
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I suspect the sexiest woman in the UK works in a cafe in Hove - blond, creamy light olive suntan, very slim, fits her jeans wonderfully, ample bumps, piercing ice blue eyes and a mouth like a porn star. I go there most afternoons....er for a pot of tea...er.


Is SHE the one who got a smacked arse and 50p?
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by Steve Toy:
quote:
I suspect the sexiest woman in the UK works in a cafe in Hove - blond, creamy light olive suntan, very slim, fits her jeans wonderfully, ample bumps, piercing ice blue eyes and a mouth like a porn star. I go there most afternoons....er for a pot of tea...er.


Is SHE the one who got a smacked arse and 50p?


Good grief no Steve, I would not like you to think I spend all my time dishing out dosh to every girl I meet. I'd be flat broke in no time.
Posted on: 27 April 2006 by joe90
Zooey Deschanel (Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy)

Janine Garofalo (The Truth About Cats and Dogs)

Natalie Merchant (singer)

Vastly superior women to that bunch of slappers. FHM is the moronic man's soft porn mag.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by Rasher:
Christ I must be getting old - don't know who 90% of them are!!

Nor me and I'm 29!
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Rasher
I'm 13 next birthday and my real name is Rachel.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Nigel Cavendish
My mate fancies you.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Rasher
Am I bothered?
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Jono 13
you should be
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by JAB
Keira is even more gorgeous in person than on screen and seriously sexy
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by JAB:
Keira

Who?? Confused