Sexiest Woman in UK poll

Posted by: wellyspyder on 26 April 2006

Yes its Keira Knightley according to FHM.

And for the rest:

2. Keeley Hazel
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Kelly Brook
6. Cheryl Tweedy
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Evangeline Lilly
9. Jessica Alba
10. Jessica Simpson
11. Billie Piper
12. Sienna Miller
13. Lindsay Lohan
14. Rachel Stevens
15. Sarah Harding
16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
17. Halle Berry
18. Jennifer Aniston
19. Fearne Cotton
20. Eva Longoria
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by Earwicker:
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Originally posted by JAB:
Keira

Who?? Confused




(low bandwith salivating noise)
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by JonR
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Originally posted by joe90:Janine Garofalo (The Truth About Cats and Dogs).


Have got a lot of time for her, she's clever as well as funny.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by erik scothron:
quote:
Originally posted by Earwicker:
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Originally posted by JAB:
Keira

Who?? Confused




(low bandwith salivating noise)

Yeah, I'd nob her.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by Earwicker:


Yeah, I'd nob her.


Brave man EW. I would not go anywhere near her with my 'nob' until she got rid of the ironmongery. She can keep all the leather stuff on though...er for awhile.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by erik scothron:
She can keep all the leather stuff on though...er for awhile.

Probably looks her best coming out the shower...
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Diccus62
I always had a soft spot for Dame Flora Robson. Born in South Shields. Never married............. Sadly passed away.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by erik scothron
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Diccus62:
I always had a soft spot for Dame Flora Robson. Born in South Shields. Never married............. Sadly passed away.

I remember her flirting with Errol Flynn in The Sea Hawk or was it Captain Blood or both? A fine actress.
Posted on: 28 April 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
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Originally posted by erik scothron:
I would not go anywhere near her with my 'nob' until she got rid of the ironmongery.




Big Grin Big Grin
Posted on: 29 April 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
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Originally posted by joe90:
FHM is the moronic man's soft porn mag.


I shall subscribe forthwith.

Nah, I'll save my money for the moronic man's HARD porn mag...! Winker
Posted on: 29 April 2006 by windowlicker
Helen Willetts also
but what about Sian Williams or Sue Barker?
Posted on: 29 April 2006 by Maximus
Keira Knightly is a worthy winner of this award. If she had a little more personality I wouldn't have dumped her.
Posted on: 29 April 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by Maximus:
Keira Knightly is a worthy winner of this award. If she had a little more personality I wouldn't have dumped her.


Keira has asked me on behalf of both us to thank you for dumping her. Winker
Posted on: 29 April 2006 by erik scothron
Alison Hagley - British soprano. I saw her at the Royal Opera House and Glyndebourne in 94.

She is probably my perfect woman. Achingly beautiful, intelligent and sings like an angel. Sadly she seemed to disappear for awhile as I believe she devoted herself to her family, I guess she has retired . One afternoon back in 94 I walked past her in the gardens at Glyndebourne where she had been rehearsing and I missed the opportunity to talk to her despite her friendly smile. She was much younger back then than in this photo. I wish her well.

Posted on: 30 April 2006 by joe90
Fiona Apple:

Who couldn't love those cheekbones?
Posted on: 30 April 2006 by Diccus62
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Originally posted by joe90:
Fiona Apple:

Who couldn't love those cheekbones?


But has she got a nice.................

Posted on: 30 April 2006 by Diccus62
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Originally posted by Diccus62:
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Originally posted by joe90:
Fiona Apple:

Who couldn't love those cheekbones?


But has she got a nice.................



.........and much more importantly, what is her new album like?

The Diccus
Smile
Posted on: 30 April 2006 by joe90
Zoeey makes me go all gooey...
Posted on: 30 April 2006 by joe90
You lot can keep your bubble-butted, big -breasted bimbos.

I'll take talent and substance any day!
Posted on: 30 April 2006 by Stephen B
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You lot can keep your bubble-butted, big -breasted bimbos.



Chance would be a fine thing.
Posted on: 30 April 2006 by Diccus62
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Originally posted by joe90:
You lot can keep your bubble-butted, big -breasted .

I'll take talent and substance any day!


sorry, slightly misquoted here. How about a bubble butted, big breasted laydee with talent and substance!

Big Grin

The Diccus
Posted on: 01 May 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by joe90:
I'll take talent and substance any day!

Nah, some dim slapper with legs up to her armpits and massive whammers for me please.

Talent and Substance? Who are they?!

EW
Posted on: 01 May 2006 by joe90
Moral low ground indeed... Big Grin
Posted on: 01 May 2006 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by joe90:
Moral low ground indeed... Big Grin

It's the place to be - the women are faster!
Posted on: 03 May 2006 by domfjbrown
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Originally posted by joe90:
Zoeey makes me go all gooey...


She has the most AMAZING eyes Smile And a very cute nose. Good voice too. So that's the three things I go for checked Smile

"Originally posted by joe90:Janine Garofalo (The Truth About Cats and Dogs).

Have got a lot of time for her, she's clever as well as funny."

Damn right. She's also good in "Reality bites".
Posted on: 03 May 2006 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by domfjbrown:
She has the most AMAZING eyes Smile And a very cute nose. Good voice too. So that's the three things I go for checked Smile

I see. Not tits, arse and legs then?

EW