Hicap ransom!!!
Posted by: Malcolm Davey on 01 May 2003
And so it came to pass that I lent a hicap to Seagull and mighty glad was he to borrow it with Mrs S beguiled by its charms instantly! SeeThen I saw her face
However retrieving it has not been easy…. I went round to pick it up to be greeted with a flock of Seagulls gathered around the system all possessing faces glummer than those in the current Noodle advert.
As I attempted to explain that it was only on loan I was subjected to a barrage of reasons from each member of the flock as to why it should not be removed. Amoungst things I had to explain
· The world would not end
· Daddy would not become so distraught he may do something rash
· The CD player would not explode
· Leads do not have a ‘cooling down period’ of several weeks before they can be safely removed (Nice try Seagull)
· The electrical imbalance caused by the changed capacitance when multiplied by the inverse square of the hypotanuse when it was unplugged from the CD5 would not result in a fire (from S Junior who was revising for exams)
Totally unmoved by the above I advanced when Miss S (nearly 3) said Barbie would die of a broken heart and she would send My Little Pony to the abbatior. At this I started to hesitate, noticing my weakness Mrs S played the masterstroke…..
“If that is removed BEFORE we get a replacement I will ensure you are never again served in the POW except by Peter (Who?). (See Local People thread in the the Padded Cell)
There was nothing I could do and with as much dignity I could muster I departed…..
PLEASE could someone sell him a hicap or two with a 72 pre !!!
However retrieving it has not been easy…. I went round to pick it up to be greeted with a flock of Seagulls gathered around the system all possessing faces glummer than those in the current Noodle advert.
As I attempted to explain that it was only on loan I was subjected to a barrage of reasons from each member of the flock as to why it should not be removed. Amoungst things I had to explain
· The world would not end
· Daddy would not become so distraught he may do something rash
· The CD player would not explode
· Leads do not have a ‘cooling down period’ of several weeks before they can be safely removed (Nice try Seagull)
· The electrical imbalance caused by the changed capacitance when multiplied by the inverse square of the hypotanuse when it was unplugged from the CD5 would not result in a fire (from S Junior who was revising for exams)
Totally unmoved by the above I advanced when Miss S (nearly 3) said Barbie would die of a broken heart and she would send My Little Pony to the abbatior. At this I started to hesitate, noticing my weakness Mrs S played the masterstroke…..
“If that is removed BEFORE we get a replacement I will ensure you are never again served in the POW except by Peter (Who?). (See Local People thread in the the Padded Cell)
There was nothing I could do and with as much dignity I could muster I departed…..
PLEASE could someone sell him a hicap or two with a 72 pre !!!