What's your best (new) short joke?
Posted by: AL4N on 30 December 2002
Given that my memory is not what it used to be(I'm know in my 30's), what joke's can you offer that may have a chance of being remembered,
cheer's Alan
cheer's Alan
Posted on: 19 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
heheheehe
Posted on: 19 December 2005 by Spock
Gianluigi
Quality!
Regards
Spock
Quality!
Regards
Spock
Posted on: 19 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Hi!
A polarbear we know?
A polarbear we know?
Posted on: 20 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
boom!
Posted on: 20 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
.................
Posted on: 20 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
watch out!
Posted on: 20 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
spyware?
Posted on: 20 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
good morning!
Posted on: 22 December 2005 by Van the man
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I will tell you later
Bill.
I will tell you later
Bill.
Posted on: 22 December 2005 by Guido Fawkes
Van the Man
We're all still waiting.
We're all still waiting.
Posted on: 22 December 2005 by JeremyD
Posted on: 22 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
The new style public bathroom.
Pic 1
Pic 1
Posted on: 22 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Pic 2
Posted on: 22 December 2005 by RandallE
(Bawdy and Naughty Alert!!!!)
This is the ballad of Joe McClock, the only man born with a corkscrew c***. He spent his days in a fatefull hunt, for the only girl with a corkscrew c***.
And when he found her, he then fell dead, for her corkscrew C*** had a lefthanded thread.
This is the ballad of Joe McClock, the only man born with a corkscrew c***. He spent his days in a fatefull hunt, for the only girl with a corkscrew c***.
And when he found her, he then fell dead, for her corkscrew C*** had a lefthanded thread.
Posted on: 23 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
A Merry...........
Posted on: 23 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
.....Christmas.
Posted on: 24 December 2005 by bhazen
Q: What do you have if the Shulman brothers leave the band?
A: Gentile Giant
A: Gentile Giant
Posted on: 24 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
...........
Posted on: 24 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
????????
Posted on: 24 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Training course?
Posted on: 24 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
This makes me crazy!
Posted on: 25 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Posted on: 25 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Fasten your belts.
Amish Airlines wish you a good TRIP!
Amish Airlines wish you a good TRIP!
Posted on: 25 December 2005 by Martin D
what goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG?
an amish drive by shooting
an amish drive by shooting
Posted on: 27 December 2005 by Earwicker
The wife comes home early and finds her husband in
their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy
young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you
doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife
and mother of your children! I'm leaving this house
and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, wait a minute before you
leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I
will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful
pig."
The husband begins to tell his story . . ."While
driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw
her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her
in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not
eaten for 3 days. With great compass ion and hurt, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
practically devoured them.
Since she was very dirty, I asked her to take a
shower. While she was showering, I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her
clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that you have had for years and no longer wear because
they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse
I gave you on our anniversary that you don't wear
because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you will not wear just to bother her
and I gave her the boots that you bought at the
expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . "The young woman
was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with
tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does
not use?"
their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy
young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you
doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife
and mother of your children! I'm leaving this house
and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, wait a minute before you
leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I
will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful
pig."
The husband begins to tell his story . . ."While
driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw
her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her
in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not
eaten for 3 days. With great compass ion and hurt, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
practically devoured them.
Since she was very dirty, I asked her to take a
shower. While she was showering, I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her
clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that you have had for years and no longer wear because
they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse
I gave you on our anniversary that you don't wear
because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you will not wear just to bother her
and I gave her the boots that you bought at the
expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . "The young woman
was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with
tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does
not use?"