What's your best (new) short joke?
Posted by: AL4N on 30 December 2002
Given that my memory is not what it used to be(I'm know in my 30's), what joke's can you offer that may have a chance of being remembered,
cheer's Alan
cheer's Alan
Posted on: 27 December 2005 by Clay Bingham
Earwicker
You have to be great fun at parties. Crack me up.
Clay
You have to be great fun at parties. Crack me up.

Clay
Posted on: 27 December 2005 by Nime
Even if brevity is not his strongest suite! 

Posted on: 27 December 2005 by Mabelode, King of Swords
Okay, Gianluigi, you're starting to freak me out. WHERE do you get all those wacky pictures????
Steve
PS Can you reply with a picture please?
Steve
PS Can you reply with a picture please?
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
Okay, Gianluigi, you're starting to freak me out.
Dear YO-YO!
I hope that "to freak someone out" means a good thing because i couldn't find a suitable translation in my books and on-line dictionaries.
But you probably feel like the man in the pic?

Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana

Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Mabelode, King of Swords
Gianluigi
It means that your skill at producing these pictures is so incredible that it actually scares me! (to freak someone out is to scare them in a weird way)
And I see you've done it again - Nime's father in law this time
Steve
It means that your skill at producing these pictures is so incredible that it actually scares me! (to freak someone out is to scare them in a weird way)
And I see you've done it again - Nime's father in law this time

Steve
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Mabelode, King of Swords
I humbly apologise to Mrs Nime 



Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:It means that your skill at producing these pictures is so incredible that it actually scares me! (to freak someone out is to scare them in a wierd way)
Hi again Yo-Yo!
I'm not the producer.
Have no softwares that let me manipulate pics.
I only find them on the net where there are more crazy people than me.
These days that i'm sitting home sick i've had a lot of time to look for them!

Anyway it's good to make you laugh and happy!
heheheheheh
Hope more to come. Naim's site webmaster probably hate me yet!
Ciao!
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Relatives of the guy on Naim's main page say: don't worry son, will gonna buy it for you!
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Rasher
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Roberto
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Mabelode, King of Swords
Don't know, what DO you call a man with a rubber toe?
Steve
Steve
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Waiting for an answer............
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
I wonder what's his wage
Posted on: 28 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
That's what i call a clear statement
Posted on: 29 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
The truth from the innocents
Posted on: 29 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
The pope i wish
Posted on: 29 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
jedidog
Posted on: 29 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
and spidercat
Posted on: 29 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
the scary five
Posted on: 29 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
laugh till you drop
Posted on: 30 December 2005 by Nime
quote:Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
I wonder what's his wage
A stool? I'm wondering why he hasn't got a potty for his stools! :-|
Posted on: 30 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana

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