What's your best (new) short joke?

Posted by: AL4N on 30 December 2002

Given that my memory is not what it used to be(I'm know in my 30's), what joke's can you offer that may have a chance of being remembered,
cheer's Alan
Posted on: 31 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
4
Posted on: 31 December 2005 by Nime
Good grief! The Adams family!
Posted on: 31 December 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
System failure!
Cool
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Fart trek
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
hshshshshshshshshsh
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
ok?
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Mabelode, King of Swords
Gianluigi, it's not hard to guess the word you've been googling today.

Big Grin
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
It's becoming a kind of job!
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Voltaire
Man walks into a bar.



OUCH!
Posted on: 01 January 2006 by Earwicker
Voltair

Heh! Like it!!

EW
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Gooooooooooooooooood Morning to you all pretty good guys from all over the abused globe!
Spent the last 3 hours shoveling snow!
Now i deserve good lunch and bottle of good red one!

How things change in position?
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
This way!
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Polar knows about the matter!
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Stephen Tate
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Polar knows about the matter!


So that is how good a 555psu is then!
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Mabelode, King of Swords
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Spent the last 3 hours shoveling snow!


Buongiorno, amico mio.

Abominable Snowman:

Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Mabelode, King of Swords
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Polar knows about the matter!


Eek Eek

Prime suspects: Anti-Smiley Brigade.
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
GU!
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Mabelode, King of Swords
A self-portrait? Razz
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Mabelode, King of Swords
Buonanotte
Posted on: 02 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Of course!
But i want to change colour.
I like platinum now!
Tryin to fuss Mick! Big Grin
Posted on: 03 January 2006 by jayd
A blind guy goes into a bar, orders a beer and sits down. "Hey," he says to the bartender, "I have a great blonde joke. Do you want to hear it?"
"Well," says the bartender, "Before you tell that joke you need to know that the fellow on your left is a linebacker for the NFL, and he happens to be blonde. On your right is a professional wrestler, who also happens to be blonde. Further, I am 6'5" and also a blonde. Are you sure you want to tell this joke?"
The blind guy thinks for a second or two and says, "Nah, not if I have to explain it three times."
Posted on: 04 January 2006 by Earwicker
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Posted on: 05 January 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Something to do with Italy?
Winker
Posted on: 05 January 2006 by Tony Lockhart
A beautiful woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, "You are perfection, I must have you right now! I'll drop £500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have had my way
with you roughly from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her friend on her mobile phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "He's an idiot,take it cos when he drops the £500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he even gets his pants down.Call me back and tell me what happened." The friend says.


An hour and a half later the lady had still not called back so her friend called her,

"Well? What happened?" the friend asked.


The lady said,


"The fu**er had it in 50p's"

Tony