What's your best (new) short joke?

Posted by: AL4N on 30 December 2002

Given that my memory is not what it used to be(I'm know in my 30's), what joke's can you offer that may have a chance of being remembered,
cheer's Alan
Posted on: 21 February 2003 by Roy T
or be carrying a bag full of dough. .
Posted on: 21 February 2003 by monkfish
or stole loads of bread
Posted on: 21 February 2003 by Tony Lockhart
Was wearing loafers, looking seedy...
Tony
Posted on: 21 February 2003 by P
NASA?

Needs Another Seven Astronauts ?

Oops

P
Posted on: 22 February 2003 by Tarquin Maynard - Portly
I went to the " Free Nelson Mandela " gigs. Did'nt get one.

Mike
Posted on: 23 February 2003 by Tony Lockhart
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Tony
Posted on: 23 February 2003 by Tony Lockhart
Q. Why did the Saudi boy want to grow a moustache?
A. So he could look like his mum!
Tony
Posted on: 03 March 2003 by AL4N
David Beckham walk's into a library,I'll have a pint of lager and a pint of Bitter for my friend,excuse me! came the reply, this is a library.So in a hushed voice Beckham say's I'll have a pint of Lager and a pint of Bitter for my friend
Posted on: 04 March 2003 by Berlin Fritz
I put an old M.Python site on my website earlier,and it fucked me off,so I installed the CIA innit.
Fritz.

Graham Ricketts
Posted on: 05 March 2003 by Berlin Fritz
"Donald Rumsfeld" innit.
Fritz.

Graham Ricketts
Posted on: 09 March 2003 by Mat Bon 0013
Anti war slogans in New York recently :-

We shaved or pubic hair,
Read or lips..... No more BUSH

A young lady's Tee shirt says :-

BUSH is another word for c*nt

Mat
Posted on: 10 March 2003 by Timbo
A load of people milling about on a football pitch - how do you spot an Arsenal player?

The one who throws himself over in the penalty area!!
Posted on: 10 March 2003 by P
YMMV?

You Must Masturbate Vigorously

Arf

P
Posted on: 10 March 2003 by ChrisD
Whats the difference between a speed camera and going down on a woman?

when going down on a woman you can see the c*nt behind the bush.
Posted on: 10 March 2003 by Tony Lockhart
What do you call a camel with 4 wheel drive?
A Saudi Quattro!
Tony
Posted on: 10 March 2003 by Milan
A blind man walks into a fish shop,

"Evening Ladies"

Eek

Milan
Posted on: 10 March 2003 by Minky
Heard about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac ?

Stayed up all night wondering if there was a
dog.
Posted on: 11 March 2003 by Roy T
or the dyslexic lxeogfr
Posted on: 12 March 2003 by Mat Bon 0013
Maybe you've heard this one :-

A Panda went into a whore house and ate all the grub there then have sex and left. The lady went after him dictionary in hand showing the definition of a whore:-
A person who gives sexaul favours for money.
Panda show the lady the definition of Panda:-
An animal that eats shoots and leaves!

Mat
Posted on: 14 March 2003 by Mat Bon 0013
CBS News reported Monday that Iraqi persident Saddam Hussein has challenged President Bush to a live international television and radio debate.

The biggest obstacle is, of course, the language barrier:

Neither of them speaks much English
Posted on: 15 March 2003 by Ron The Mon
What sound does cow shit make when you hit it? DUNG!

Ron The Mon,
Needle-Freak
Posted on: 18 March 2003 by Mat Bon 0013
Did you hear what the dyslexic Highway Patrolman did on New Year's?

He spent the whole night handing out I.U.D's
Posted on: 18 March 2003 by Paul Ranson
Sign outside a surfware shop in Sarfend:

Paul McCartney....probably a breast man.

Tony
Posted on: 21 March 2003 by Roy T
At last night’s gathering of EU ministers it is reported that President Jacques Chirac of France proposed that Roland Dumas, Le Floch-Prigent and other members of Elf be placed in sole control of the UN sponsored fund for the collection and distribution of all future Iraqi oil revenues to be used for the reconstruction of Iraq.
Posted on: 22 March 2003 by AL4N
A dog is for life not just for Friday night!!