Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans

Posted by: Sniper on 22 June 2010

Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans

Barking.
Posted on: 22 June 2010 by Peter Dinh
LOL!
Do you really believe that story?
Posted on: 22 June 2010 by Sniper
Tis my patriotic duty to believe everything I read in The Daily Telegraph.
Posted on: 22 June 2010 by Sandy8
Posted on: 22 June 2010 by James L
It also reports 53 per cent say ordinary people will travel in space.

Just like that Jesus guy who is doing right now.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by BigH47
I predict the earth being hit by an asteroid to be more likely.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by Tony Lockhart
That 40% will be dead from fat-arse disease by 2050, so they'll be meeting him. If all that stuff's true.

Tony
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by Guido Fawkes
quote:
Originally posted by BigH47:
I predict the earth being hit by an asteroid to be more likely.
Oh no - is that true? I haven't finished building my shelter yet - you know how it is, you buy it and mean to put it together, but somehow you never get around to it and then you tell me that a big rock in the sky is coming my way any day now. Perhaps, it is easier to just move.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by Reginald Halliday
'40% of Americans will not see 2050' says Jesus.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by Sniper
Ouch!
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by nap-ster
Only if he appears on the Oprah show.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by Reginald Halliday
quote:
Originally posted by munch:
Shame they dont do this is your life any more.
Mr Andrews could of given him a Bible at the end of the show.


He could do Desert Island Discs.

Kirsty: "We give you the Bible..."
JC: "Actually Kirsty I'd prefer the Koran"

Mass hysteria.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by BigH47
What happens if Jesus doesn't turn up by 9 o'clock then?
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by Peter Dinh
quote:
Originally posted by munch:
quote:
Originally posted by BigH47:
What happens if Jesus doesn't turn up by 9 o'clock then?
Blame the trains or the traffic. Winker

Not a good excuse. He will be fired.
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by graham55
Maybe they're thinking of the chap who's boffing Madonna. After all, many Americans don't get out much!
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by GraemeH
quote:
Originally posted by Sniper:
Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans
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About time too. He was expected home at 18.30, so he's a Very Naughty Boy.

Priceless!
Posted on: 24 June 2010 by Mike-B
Yes he is a very naughty boy

I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
He is! He is the Messiah!
OK. Now, f##k off!
[silence]
How shall we f##k off, O Lord?

Best film ever, provided you are tuned to MPFC & Spikious Milliganus humour
Posted on: 24 June 2010 by Julian H
quote:
Originally posted by BigH47:
I predict the earth being hit by an asteroid to be more likely.


Apparently thats only a 31% chance!
Posted on: 24 June 2010 by Peter Dinh
Dinosaurs got extinct by asteroid. They ruled the world.
Posted on: 28 June 2010 by mudwolf
I remember this prediction from the 70s in SoCal religious groups, they were saying it would be in the late 80s. Don't we first have to have an antichrist? Who do we predict for that role?

I know Armagedon is happening in the near east as we post, a few more big armies there would help out. We currently have plagues and pestilence so what else do we heap on? oh yeah the tawdry lewd sex obsessed behavior of most of the population. Just watch TV for that.